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[quote name='Brak']Did you ever get harassed by any of them after you gloriously told Wombat to shut his fuckin' mouth?[/quote]

Braxxor:

I donated a gift to the Child's Play Dealie...

I wish I didn't



The winner was a CAGcast fan that said Wombutt sends a kiss

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[quote name='corrosivefrost']Yeah. They are.

The JESTS beat the cardinals and Brett Fossil threw 6 TDs.

Cardinals suck.[/quote]
Then why are they kicking ass right now if they are losers?
 
Ya, I sold my L4D on half, it was great while it lasted but is useless without having 3 others to play with (and even then, it's really only fun when you're playing against another team of 4 people who know what they're doing).

I'll grab it for the PC when it drops in some steam sale to like $20.
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']They're a great story, though they still have some holes to fill before they are a complete team. Plus they lost last week, so they're not winners yet.[/quote]

The greatest story of the 2008 season will be Matt Cassel if the Pats decide to "Bledsoe" Tom Brady. ;)
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']They're a great story, though they still have some holes to fill before they are a complete team. Plus they lost last week, so they're not winners yet.[/quote]

I can agree with that. It was just nice to not see them suck like they have for too many years. They didn't just do good this year , they did damn good. Disappointed that the Ravens destroyed them again though.
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']Then why are they kicking ass right now if they are losers?[/quote]

Because Carolina had a week to fall flat?

How the hell did the 4-12 Dolphins beat the Patriots a few seasons back? Handing out 1 ass-whuppin' after barely squeaking by the dirty birds, with a 9-7 regular season record does not constitute winners.
 
[quote name='corrosivefrost']The greatest story of the 2008 season will be Matt Cassel if the Pats decide to "Bledsoe" Tom Brady. ;)[/quote]
Considering that wouldn't happen until the 2009 off-season, it couldn't be the best story of this season. ;)
 
Beating two teams they were not supposed to beat makes them winners, as their whole attitude is different now then it was the last time they were in the playoffs. Their regular season record doesn't mean shit anymore, ask Tennessee about what that stat means in the playoffs.

Oh yeah, Wow. How was the Celtics game last night? ;)
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']Considering that wouldn't happen until the 2009 off-season, it couldn't be the best story of this season. ;)[/quote]

Sure it would, as Matt Cassel playing awesome in 2008 would be the major factor in getting the Patriots to trade Brady away for a King's ransom. I hear Dallas might need a QB -- Dallas fans be hatin' on Romo pretty hard... Jones could trade 7 picks and God only knows what else so Brady can throw to TO and Roy Williams!
 
[quote name='lordwow']Ya, I sold my L4D on half, it was great while it lasted but is useless without having 3 others to play with (and even then, it's really only fun when you're playing against another team of 4 people who know what they're doing).

I'll grab it for the PC when it drops in some steam sale to like $20.[/QUOTE]

I want to get it for PS3 when it comes out because I have plenty of people to play with on there. The only thing that sucks is it will probably be at least $40 when it drops, and I know it's not worth that much.
 
[quote name='lordwow']It's gonna be great when the Pats get some 1st round draft picks for Matt Cassel[/quote]

Nah, it's going to be awesome when the Pats get 3 1st rounders, 2 2nd rounders, a 3rd rounder, and 2 fourth rounders for Tom Brady.
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']Beating two teams they were not supposed to beat makes them winners, as their whole attitude is different now then it was the last time they were in the playoffs. Their regular season record doesn't mean shit anymore, ask Tennessee about what that stat means in the playoffs.

Oh yeah, Wow. How was the Celtics game last night? ;)[/quote]

I believe that the last time the Cardinals were in the playoffs, they handed Dallas their asses before getting beat by someone else in the NFC. :whistle2:s
 
[quote name='corrosivefrost']I believe that the last time the Cardinals were in the playoffs, they handed Dallas their asses before getting beat by someone else in the NFC. :whistle2:s[/QUOTE]

If I remember hearing correctly, the Cardinals haven't won a playoff game in like 60 years until this year.
 
[quote name='DT778']It explains your sore loserness.[/QUOTE]

I don't follow....

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[quote name='DT778']Lakers straight up broke the Celtics, they haven't been the same since that game.[/QUOTE]

I'm going to the game on Monday, they better beat Toronto. God, I'll cry if they don't.
 
[quote name='Eviltude']If I remember hearing correctly, the Cardinals haven't won a playoff game in like 60 years until this year.[/quote]

You remember WRONG

They beat the CowGays in Dallas ~10 years ago.
 
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[quote name='corrosivefrost']I believe that the last time the Cardinals were in the playoffs, they handed Dallas their asses before getting beat by someone else in the NFC. :whistle2:s[/quote]
The 98 team was a cinderella wildcard team that were a miracle team for just making the playoffs despite being the Detroit Lions of the 90s. This year they've played a lot differently than in years past, like they expect to win now and definitely can win in big games.
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']The 98 team was a cinderella wildcard team that were a miracle team for just making the playoffs despite being the Detroit Lions of the 90s. This year they've played a lot differently than in years past, like they expect to win now and definitely can win in big games.[/quote]

If they somehow make the superbowl, they're still a Cinderella story who managed to get into the playoffs because they're in the worst division of the NFL.

If they go 10-6 next year and win the NFC West, I'll reconsider the Cardinals being losers.
 
[quote name='corrosivefrost']If they somehow make the superbowl, they're still a Cinderella story who managed to get into the playoffs because they're in the worst division of the NFL.

If they go 10-6 next year and win the NFC West, I'll reconsider the Cardinals being losers.[/quote]
AFC West is the worst division in the NFL. A team that was 4-8 at one point is now in the playoffs, so San Diego is clearly the cinderella story of this playoffs.
 
[quote name='lordwow']I'm going to the game on Monday, they better beat Toronto. God, I'll cry if they don't.[/quote]
Did you not get the memo? We're cheering for the Bruins now, or at least until April when the Sox start up again.
 
[quote name='dcfox']Did you not get the memo? We're cheering for the Bruins now, or at least until April when the Sox start up again.[/QUOTE]

Milaaaaaaaaannnnn LUCICCCCCCCC
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']AFC West is the worst division in the NFL. A team that was 4-8 at one point is now in the playoffs, so San Diego is clearly the cinderella story of this playoffs.[/quote]

2 bad teams and 2 bad to mediocre teams does not equal 3 bad teams and a mediocre team.

The worst 2 divisions in football are the NFC north and NFC west.

San Diego and Denver are mediocre to good teams that had strange strange seasons. SD had some really bad calls go against them and now they've had some really good calls (or not calls) in their favor, just like the ravens game tonight with the non-call on the blatant delay of game.
 
[quote name='dcfox']Did you not get the memo? We're cheering for the Bruins now, or at least until April when the Sox start up again.[/quote]

Too bad the Wild whups the East's anus

 
If that thing is referring to a Zelda game, which would be awesome, at least all the stuff sounds optional. I'm all for added options as long as they don't interfere with my normal gameplay.
 
Why is DarthPuma looking up erotic massages on Craigslist?

EDIT: I think my dad just watched that tonight HumanSnatcher, I watched it awhile ago.
 
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