CAG Comic: A(ss)perture Science

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:lol:;)
 
You know, that wouldn't actually work. You would be able to get your dick inside of your asshole, but you wouldn't be able to go any further or pull out at all. As you moved your hip forward, your butt would go forward an equal distance. So you could penetrate yourself, but the only way to really fuck yourself would be to move the portal itself.

[quote name='youruglyclone']it took this long before someone did a self-buttsex joke with the portal gun...granted the execution was off, but bravo![/QUOTE]
Actually some disgusting unholy furry freak came up with this idea months ago, and I was unfortunate enough to be browsing /b/ on 4chan (or was it 7chan?) when someone decided to post it there. Click here to share in my agony (WARNING, IT'S 18+ GAY FURRY PORN INVOLVING PORTALS AND IT MADE ME THROW UP IN MY MOUTH A LITTLE, SO DON'T CLICK UNLESS YOU'RE EITHER DESENSITIZED OR GOD FORBID, YOU'RE A FURRY YOURSELF [die plz]).
 
This web comic reminded me why I don't bother following any web comic sites.

Thanks CheapyD, I almost clicked on a penny arcade link last week.
 
Are those all verbatim email subjects you actually received? Given the average gamer's general disposition and disdain for punctuation and love of the good ol' "fuck", I think it's a toss-up.

WhipSmart really needs to do this more often. That's a "complaintiment".
 
I doubt Cheapy would screw himself on command- that goes against at least one of the prime directives.

I think he's use the portal to:

- Spy on a Japanese locker room
- throw his garbage into Wombat's new house, for laughs.
- Punch the shit out of Xbox Live racists.
- Save on shipping fees.
 
[quote name='DesertEagleXIX']I doubt Cheapy would screw himself on command- that goes against at least one of the prime directives.

I think he's use the portal to:

- Spy on a Japanese locker room
- throw his garbage into Wombat's new house, for laughs.
- Punch the shit out of Xbox Live racists.
- Save on shipping fees.[/quote]

Or spy on a locker room with Wombat in it...hmmmmm...:whistle2:#
 
That's actually one of the funnier web comics I've read this year. Maybe you'll be included in joystiqs weekly webcomic wrapup. You'll still lose to PA or VGCatz though...
 
this is great! where can we find more whipsmartbanky? quit your day job! okay maybe don't quit your day job, but do make more!!! This is good stuff!
 
[quote name='youruglyclone']it took this long before someone did a self-buttsex joke with the portal gun...granted the execution was off, but bravo![/QUOTE]

I'm surpised that Kevin Perria didn't do it first.
 
Giving it and recieving it? You just made every homosexual man's dream come true. Also, that's disgusting but when your wife doesn't let you have sex with her until she has the baby whatcha gonna do?
 
[quote name='adamska2020']Giving it and recieving it? You just made every homosexual man's dream come true. Also, that's disgusting but when your wife doesn't let you have sex with her until she has the baby whatcha gonna do?[/QUOTE]

Then it's time to take matters into your own hands. :)
 
[quote name='youruglyclone']it took this long before someone did a self-buttsex joke with the portal gun...granted the execution was off, but bravo![/QUOTE]
Oh ye the internet untraveled. I have porn of this.
 
[quote name='crystalklear64']Oh ye the internet untraveled. I have porn of this.[/QUOTE]
Lemme guess, you're talking about this picture (18+ ONLY NOT FOR KIDS IT'S PORN ABOUT PORTAL), right?

Also see my earlier post for unholy awful makes-me-wanna-puke furry version.
 
I was sick of the Portal jokes a week after the game came out. If my "ub3r kewl" nerdass roommate tells me "the cake is a lie" one more time, I might scissor kick him off the balcony.
 
[quote name='VanillaGorilla']I was sick of the Portal jokes a week after the game came out. If my "ub3r kewl" nerdass roommate tells me "the cake is a lie" one more time, I might scissor kick him off the balcony.[/QUOTE]
No way dude, Portal humor is totally still alive.
 
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