CAG GTAIV Night: Same Bat-Time, Same Bat-Channel[ 9/2 @ 10pm EST ]

Alright, I'm really getting pissed off by this kicked glitch bs that keeps happening to me now.

I have NAT type 2 and I keep getting kicked out of games where no one visibly kicks me, then when I'm sent an invite to rejoin the game, I get told I 'can't join a game I was kicked from'.

What the fuck is the issue here? I know I'm not the only one having this problem since members of the one clan I played against remarked how one of their teammates was pissed off cause they couldn't rejoin the game and got kicked like me.

Anyone know how to fix this? It's REALLY pissing me off now.
 
That kicked glitch is really starting to piss me off too.
Im used to getting kicked though because I sometimes kick people as I am laying a patch on their dead face. It's really stupid though that you can't rejoin your friends when nobody even kicked you.
 
The only way I've seen to supposedly 'fix' it is to log out of PSN and start the game, then when you're in the game you sign in and try to go online with it.

However, I believe I also read that many people had freezing issues doing it that way.

The only way to 'fix' the glitch is to have your friends you're playing against make a NEW game, since if they try to send you an invite to the same game you got 'kicked' from you'll be told you 'can't rejoin a game you were kicked from'.

What really sucks is that more than a few times I was playing against some total noobs who I was killing with my usual combo of guns/cars and I had about 25-30 kills.

All of that score gets lost once you get 'kicked'. What sucked even worse was that the one game was within the last 30 SECONDS of the match before it would've updated and given me my score/kills $$.
 
Can ya'll get your Deathmatch/Turf War fixes done in like the first half-hour and then send me an invite when you're playing Race/Cops 'n Crooks? I'll be free roaming or playing public Race matches till then.
 
[quote name='Dasflikko']Sounds annoying[/quote]


It is. It's a huge pain in the ass to be winning in a deathmatch/team deathmatch game, only to have the 'connection to one or more players has been lost, start a new game?' screen come up.

As of late, my one friend and I have been getting the 'disconnected from game session' message as well.

I really need to double check my router's settings and make sure I opened the correct ports in the right way like the Playstation.com tutorials said to.

If all else fails though, I may bring in one of my relatives who owns a drill to drill a f'n hole in my floor in my room, so I can snake an ethernet cable up to the PS3 for a wired connection.

From what I've heard though, the problems are well known and with the game itself and not people's connections.
 
[quote name='IAmTheCheapestGamer']It is. It's a huge pain in the ass to be winning in a deathmatch/team deathmatch game, only to have the 'connection to one or more players has been lost, start a new game?' screen come up.

As of late, my one friend and I have been getting the 'disconnected from game session' message as well.

I really need to double check my router's settings and make sure I opened the correct ports in the right way like the Playstation.com tutorials said to.

If all else fails though, I may bring in one of my relatives who owns a drill to drill a f'n hole in my floor in my room, so I can snake an ethernet cable up to the PS3 for a wired connection.

From what I've heard though, the problems are well known and with the game itself and not people's connections.[/quote]

sux
 
I'm debating if I'm going to try to make it or go over the gf's place tonight. I'm not 100% sure what I'm doing this week, but I will still say that I loathe rockets with a passion still(except if I'm the one with them, of course).

The heli dueling last time I joined in at the airport was good, even if everyone(me included) stopped trying to do the dueling part soon after we started.

How about this for a game tonight:

Helicopters at the airport, with rockets as the ONLY weapon. One CAG goes up in a heli and tries to survive and take out other players for as long as they can, while the other players are ALL firing at the heli with rockets.

Respawn distance would have to be near to facilitate no one having to go over half the map to get back into the action.

Sound good?
 
Get ready for some hardcore penis action in just over an hour! We'll be doing some DM (dongmatch), TDM (team dongmatch), and of course a little C&C. :cool:
 
Gta races on bikes with pistols is the best way to race. It was hilarious, last night I was doing an reverse wheelie and I manslaughtered some poor guy.
Man auto aim is gay, I know several people who don't like the game online and auto aim is the culprit with everyone of them. I feel really bad for all the people that play on auto aim and think they are the shit. It takes a huge part of fun and skill out of the game.
 
Good games, everyone. And, contrary to what earlier posts may have led people to believe, I think the entire night was actually penis-free!

I'm glad I was there to witness xxx bouncing to victory off Super King's hood. This game sorely needs replays.
 
[quote name='metaly']Good games, everyone. And, contrary to what earlier posts may have led people to believe, I think the entire night was actually penis-free!

I'm glad I was there to witness xxx bouncing to victory off Super King's hood. This game sorely needs replays.[/quote]
It may have been penis free, but Randy was a little to into talking about peoples bathroom habits...:whistle2:|


And, although Cheapest couldn't be with us in person, it was... "good" to see his spirit was still there.
 
These CAG Nights are the only time a proper Cops 'n Crooks game can be played, it never works in a public match. I don't know if you knew this, took months for me to notice, but for straight up race matches we should just use Race (players can't get out and their vehicles and vehicles can respawn by holding down 'triangle') and not GTA Race (players get into another vehicle or can get their original vehicle blown up and spawn with a Faggio).
 
[quote name='mguiddy']It may have been penis free, but Randy was a little to into talking about peoples bathroom habits...:whistle2:|[/quote]

I wouldn't go so far as to say that I was "into" it...I was just referencing this poll. ;)

And poop is always funny. It's one of the universal truths.
 
[quote name='metaly']
I'm glad I was there to witness xxx bouncing to victory off Super King's hood. This game sorely needs replays.[/quote]

Bastard thought he could run me over and take 3rd! He underestimated the force of gravity, however.


Also, there were quite a lot of BIG ASS CHAINS last night too.
 
[quote name='mguiddy']It may have been penis free, but Randy was a little to into talking about peoples bathroom habits...:whistle2:|


And, although Cheapest couldn't be with us in person, it was... "good" to see his spirit was still there.[/quote]

My spirit? How do you know I don't have 3-4 PSN names and came in as another person? I'm just sneaky like that. :D Juuuuust kidding. Actually, I was ummmm 'indisposed' last night, so nyah. :razz:

[quote name='bmachine']I wouldn't go so far as to say that I was "into" it...I was just referencing this poll. ;)

And poop is always funny. It's one of the universal truths.[/quote]

Poop is not funny when you mention that one of your 'fantasies' involves a member of the opposite sex wearing a Betty White mask and moaning 'Oh Dorothy' while you 'drop a deuce' on them though.

Just saying.......and no, I would never have such a fantasy, but hell there's people into dry humping each other with furry costumes on, so anything is fuckin' possible.
 
[quote name='Shrapnellistic']These CAG Nights are the only time a proper Cops 'n Crooks game can be played, it never works in a public match. I don't know if you knew this, took months for me to notice, but for straight up race matches we should just use Race (players can't get out and their vehicles and vehicles can respawn by holding down 'triangle') and not GTA Race (players get into another vehicle or can get their original vehicle blown up and spawn with a Faggio).[/quote]
Yeah, I pointed that out about races a few times, the only problem is no weapons in plain races.:cry: And holy crap... it didn't censor $$$gio... Oh, probably because of the capital F...:roll:
[quote name='bmachine']I wouldn't go so far as to say that I was "into" it...I was just referencing this poll. ;)

And poop is always funny. It's one of the universal truths.[/quote]
Uh huh... You don't have to hide it... we all have some strange fetishes, it's nothing to be ashamed of.

[quote name='bornrunnin31']Bastard thought he could run me over and take 3rd! He underestimated the force of gravity, however.


Also, there were quite a lot of BIG ASS CHAINS last night too.[/quote]
:lol: Now I have to listen to that episode of CAGcast to get the joke.

[quote name='IAmTheCheapestGamer']My spirit? How do you know I don't have 3-4 PSN names and came in as another person? I'm just sneaky like that. :D Juuuuust kidding. Actually, I was ummmm 'indisposed' last night, so nyah. :razz:

Poop is not funny when you mention that one of your 'fantasies' involves a member of the opposite sex wearing a Betty White mask and moaning 'Oh Dorothy' while you 'drop a deuce' on them though.

Just saying.......and no, I would never have such a fantasy, but hell there's people into dry humping each other with furry costumes on, so anything is fuckin' possible.[/quote]

Cause I recognized everyone's username.
And a few of us were channeling you... there was singing, complaining, outbursts of Beavis and Butthead.

OMG... you have Golden Girl fantasies too?

And they don't just dry hump...
 
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[quote name='mguiddy']
Cause I recognized everyone's username.
And a few of us were channeling you... there was singing, complaining, outbursts of Beavis and Butthead.

OMG... you have Golden Girl fantasies too?

And they don't just dry hump...[/quote]

I don't have Golden Girl fantasies, but I'm sure SOMEONE does, though I did convince quite a few that I had that fantasy for a while.

And how do you know the furries don't just dry hump? First hand experience? :lol: :razz:
 
[quote name='IAmTheCheapestGamer']I don't have Golden Girl fantasies, but I'm sure SOMEONE does, though I did convince quite a few that I had that fantasy for a while.

And how do you know the furries don't just dry hump? First hand experience? :lol: :razz:[/quote]
Oh... umm... yeah... I never had thoughts about Blanche either...:whistle2:\"

And... no...8-[
 
[quote name='mguiddy']Oh... umm... yeah... I never had thoughts about Blanche either...:whistle2:\"

And... no...8-[[/quote]

I only started mentioning it to gross people out, for which purpose it worked QUITE nicely.

Mind you, in my opinion that 'fantasy' isn't as bad as 2 girls 1 cup or even Church Of Fudge(google them since I'm not going to mention what goes on in those videos).

Maybe I'm fucked in the head for getting a sick laugh out of sending people to view this, but to me anyone who would participate in these videos has gotta be just as fucked.
 
[quote name='metaly']GTA Race >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Race.

Also every other post >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that post ^[/quote]
Race should be for Biff races at least.
 
[quote name='mguiddy']Oh... umm... yeah... I never had thoughts about Blanche either...:whistle2:\"

And... no...8-[[/quote]

Over the years, I've found enough sick crap on the net that I really don't need to leave my house to see what kind of perversions people are perpetrating on each other out in the real world.

Some examples of these are the websites: rotten.com and steakandcheese.com, as well as the even "funner" ones like churchoffudge.com and lemonparty.org(someone sent me there about 7 years ago and even if I had a long enough needle and a thousand gallons of bleach, it wouldn't be enough to singe the image from my brain)

There's even a site out there with a guy taking a horse for a ummmm ride
up through his colon
.

So believe me, a little talk of Betty White and scat is nothing compared to the REALLY sick shit I've seen on the net since I started surfing in 1994 or so.
 
[quote name='kube00']Yea episode 44 of the CAGcast

BIG ASS Chains! (said in a munchkin voice)[/quote]
Was it 44... I searched and 43 was called BIG ASS CHAINS! so I figured that's what it was from... did they keep doing it in 44 too?
 
[quote name='Shrapnellistic']Why won't that jailbird, Dwyane answer his phone?! Heard his special ability lets you call goons.[/quote]


Between the girlfriend thing in San Andreas and that and all of the other 'friends' you had to make in this game, I was starting to think this was a Sims game and not Grand Theft Auto.

I despised having to do the 'dating' thing in SA and I hated doing the friend thing in GTA IV.

Most of the 'special abilities' that these 'friends' have aren't worth shit though, so it's no big loss if none of them like me. Although, I do have to say that Packie's special ability to rig cars with bombs is funny for when you find someone trying to carjack you out of your car.

They get in, you set it off and BOOM, there they go up in a fireball.
 
Packie and Lil' Jacobs things are great.

I just love setting up a car bomb on a random car waiting at a light and then as it's driving off.... *BOOM*
 
[quote name='Shrapnellistic']Why won't that jailbird, Dwyane answer his phone?! Heard his special ability lets you call goons.[/quote]
Dwayne is moodier than a pregnant woman...
Also, he's only awake between 11:00 - 03:00 (that's on a 24 hour clock, so 11 am to 3 am) so make sure you're calling him between that time.
 
[quote name='Shrapnellistic']Why won't that jailbird, Dwyane answer his phone?! Heard his special ability lets you call goons.[/quote]
That's true his special ability is nice, two dudes show up in a car(sometimes a Patriot) to wherever you call from.

There's actually some sort of glitch with Dwayne not calling/answering his phone for some people, if you run a search on Google or even better, the Playstation forums you'll find a lot of topics on this. Because of the glitch, some people say it's best to kill Dwayne instead of Playboy X in The Holland Play, but you're past that point obviously. Unless you have a recent save to revert to...

First make sure to check your email for a message from Dwayne, and positively respond to it. Afterward he has to call you, so just be sure to answer and don't hang up on him. If you replied negatively to an email from him then I've read conflicting reports on what happens next. Some say you just have to wait for another email, another phone call, others say you're screwed completely. People have actually had to start entirely new saves just to get the 5 friends trophy.

Sorry if you already knew this stuff.
 
He called me during a mission so I had to put him off, I only had the Roman special ability unlocked and never used it till just recently so I forgot all about people with this stuff I can call on. It was pretty funny, I got a call from him saying he heard the phone rang when he was in the shower and thought it was me, but Niko said it wasn't - I called 2 minutes before!!
 
I really wish that these 'friends' in the game weren't required to complete the annoying storyline. Otherwise, I would've probably popped each and every one of them already, including Kate.

All of this superfluous garbage that HAS to be done outside of the MAIN storyline is just SO annoying.

They changed SO many things from Vice City to San Andreas to this game and many of those changes were for the worse.

For example: 200 fuckin' pigeons you have to track down and you only get a reward if you kill ALL 200. At least with GTA III, VC and SA, you got incremental things for 'collecting' the former packages(usually in the form of weapon pickups).

Another example: gimping the attack chopper with those somewhat hard to aim chain guns and completely stripping out the rockets. That's what made the damn chopper fun, was taking out rows of cars with the rockets.
 
I've encountered another glitch with my player model. Half the time I am this funny asian guy who says stuff like

I better keep an eye on this girl
wanna get jacked on speed with me honey
hey whats up
something else he says in a foreign language

My problem is half the time the game makes me that guy and the other half it makes me this guy that sounds tottaly gay and I hate it. The asian guy is so funny and he pumps me up when I am doing reverse wheelies on dead people yelling out, I better keep an eye on this girl.

So fifty percent I am some funny asian and the other 50 percent some loser that I hate. wtf
 
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