vanilla_shakin_it
CAGiversary!
First off I'm just going to preface this entire post with a statement, I hate my little brother. He's a cocky little piece of shit sixteen year old who thinks he's cool because he's an asshole and he gets away with it because my parents think he's the baby of the family. Anyways, I was pretty sure that my brother likes to play with his parts at night. Whenever I walk from my room to the kitchen he is usually sitting in the recliner watching tv and if he hears me he will pull his sweater down or casually put both of his hands on his crotchal area. (Ya I guess he doesn't have an off switch). Two months ago he was caught looking at porn on my dad's work laptop. Asshole didn't care that he was risking my dad's job I guess. er didn't learn his lesson to keep it in his pants I guess. So tonight I am going to the kitchen for some water, it's about 11pm and I'm consciously making loud stepping noises and humming some nine inch nails so he has fair warning. I step out into the kitchen, I glance at the computer, he looks shocked and covers himself up (the ol' sweater trick again), I look at the screen and I see some fug ugly bitch getting plowed. Mind you, this happens in the span of a second. Me, being the ing pro I am, do not miss a single beat and keep walking like nothing happened. I even kept ing whistling! So right now he's probably having nightmares of there being a 50/50 chance of him getting caught. Now, how should I go about this? Tell my parents, blackmail, etc? His fate is in your hands CAG.
Cliffs
1. brother can't stop touching himself and is an asshole, I walk out to the kitchen and...
2. see him covering his parts with sweater while watching porn (guess I "snuck" up one him, even though I make a point to walk loudly just in case)
3. he's not sure if I saw or not
4. what should I do?
Cliffs
1. brother can't stop touching himself and is an asshole, I walk out to the kitchen and...
2. see him covering his parts with sweater while watching porn (guess I "snuck" up one him, even though I make a point to walk loudly just in case)
3. he's not sure if I saw or not
4. what should I do?