Corrupt The Above Person's Wish!

[quote name='Demolition Man']Granted. Work and home are now 150 miles apart.

I wish that I'd win the lottery.[/quote]

Granted but the you will marry a famous Texan Stripper who will waste all your money and kill you in your sleep.

I wish I could slow down time so that I could play all the good games this fall.
 
[quote name='darthbudge']Granted but the you will marry a famous Texan Stripper who will waste all your money and kill you in your sleep.

I wish I could slow down time so that I could play all the good games this fall.[/QUOTE]

But in turn you have to turn into an 90 year old in a wheel chair afterwards.

I wish the new season of 24 would start this week.
 
[quote name='Demolition Man']But in turn you have to turn into an 90 year old in a wheel chair afterwards.

I wish the new season of 24 would start this week.[/quote]

Granted but within the first 5 minutes Jack Dies and Kim takes his place.

I wish my brother would get off Halo 3 so I could play.
 
[quote name='darthbudge']Granted but within the first 5 minutes Jack Dies and Kim takes his place.

I wish my brother would get off Halo 3 so I could play.[/QUOTE]

But then the 360 would blow up in your face.

I wish Lana would die on Smallville.
 
[quote name='Demolition Man']But then the 360 would blow up in your face.

I wish Lana would die on Smallville.[/quote]

Granted but then she will get her own rip off show.

I wish I could read peoples minds.
 
[quote name='darthbudge']Granted but then she will get her own rip off show.

I wish I could read peoples minds.[/QUOTE]

But all the voices inside your head would make you go insane.

I wish this damn Vikings game would end before teh Pats game.
 
[quote name='Demolition Man']But all the voices inside your head would make you go insane.

I wish this damn Vikings game would end before teh Pats game.[/quote]

Granted but it will end early because a Suitcase Nuke goes off in the stadium.

I wish this game wasn't so darn addictive.
 
[quote name='darthbudge']Granted but it will end early because a Suitcase Nuke goes off in the stadium.

I wish this game wasn't so darn addictive.[/QUOTE]
Granted - You are now playing Custer's Revenge.

I wish I were irresistible to the opposite sex.
 
[quote name='AlbinoNinja']Granted - You are now playing Custer's Revenge.

I wish I were irresistible to the opposite sex.[/quote]

Granted but all of whatever the oppisite sex of what you are will die tommorow.

I wish I had a cream soda right now.
 
[quote name='Demolition Man']Granted... but it turns out its really poisoned creme soda.

I wish that Team Pacman loses the TNA Tag Team titles tonight.[/quote]

Granted,but during the match aj styles tear's his quad, and they have to give up the belts.

I wish I could get the games I wanted at the tru sale. :D
 
[quote name='jman619']Granted,but during the match aj styles tear's his quad, and they have to give up the belts.

I wish I could get the games I wanted at the tru sale. :D[/QUOTE]
Granted. But you lose both thumbs in a horrible accident coming home from the Tru sale. If you're ordering online, you lose both thumbs when your mailman flips out and cuts them off with a hunting knife right as he was about to deliver your games.

I wish bacon was healthy for you.
 
[quote name='dcfox']Granted. But you lose both thumbs in a horrible accident coming home from the Tru sale. If you're ordering online, you lose both thumbs when your mailman flips out and cuts them off with a hunting knife right as he was about to deliver your games.

I wish bacon was healthy for you.[/QUOTE]

Granted, but you end up choking the next piece you eat.

I wish I had a big tv.
 
[quote name='Ahadi']Granted, but you end up choking the next piece you eat.

I wish I had a big tv.[/quote]

Granted, but the only thing it will play is footage of DemoMan in the shower.

I wish I had more Mike's Lemonade
 
But it will be spiked... and the next thing you know is you'll wake up with your TV on to the channel showing footage of Graystone lifting fridges.... nekked.

I wish Sammy Morris didn't get injured.
 
[quote name='Pookymeister']Granted, but the only thing it will play is footage of DemoMan in the shower.

I wish I had more Mike's Lemonade[/quote]

Granted, once Mike gets here. He hasn't seen a toilet for days.

I wish Demoman could actually make one funny response in this thread.
 
[quote name='Pookymeister']Granted, but the only thing it will play is footage of DemoMan in the shower.

I wish I had more Mike's Lemonade[/QUOTE]

Granted, but it tastes like Keystone Light.

I wish I had some potato skins.
 
[quote name='Rocko']Granted, once Mike gets here. He hasn't seen a toilet for days.

I wish Demoman could actually make one funny response in this thread.[/QUOTE]

But then we would have to close this thread.

I wish I could make a funny reply in this thread.
 
[quote name='Demolition Man']But then we would have to close this thread.

I wish I could make a funny reply in this thread.[/quote]

But then we would have to close this thread.

I wish you could make a funny reply in this thread.
 
[quote name='Rocko']But then we would have to close this thread.

I wish you could make a funny reply in this thread.[/QUOTE]

But then we would have to........ you know the rest.

I wish I could think of a funny reply in this thread.
 
[quote name='Demolition Man']But then we would have to........ you know the rest.

I wish I could think of a funny reply in this thread.[/quote]
Granted, but if you do..you may make more funny threads and eventually start a career as a Saturday Night Live Commedian. Your career will mirror that of Chris Farley...from the humble beginnings to the painful overdose.....(only the overdose will come faster before you achieve any real sucess).

I wish I can afford Lasik surgery...
 
granted, but you will only be able to afford a shitty non-licensed doctor who fuck up and get you blind, thus ending your prospect of being a professional gamer (that is, until the handicapped league of gamers is established!)

i wish i had more time to play games
 
[quote name='phutu']granted, but you will only be able to afford a shitty non-licensed doctor who fuck up and get you blind, thus ending your prospect of being a professional gamer (that is, until the handicapped league of gamers is established!)

i wish i had more time to play games[/quote]
Granted,but the only game you can play is the bible game on ps2.

I wish I had a girl friend.
 
[quote name='jman619']Granted,but the only game you can play is the bible game on ps2.

I wish I had a girl friend.[/QUOTE]

Wish not granted.

I wish the person below me died so they couldn't corrupt my wish.
 
[quote name='jman619']Granted,but the only game you can play is the bible game on ps2.

I wish I had a girl friend.[/QUOTE]

It turns out after being together for a year that she's really a man.

I wish.... I wish.......
 
[quote name='jman619']Granted,but the only game you can play is the bible game on ps2.

I wish I had a girl friend.[/quote]

Granted - but her name is Rosy Palm.

I wish Valve makes a quick sequel to Portal
 
[quote name='Pookymeister']Granted - but her name is Rosy Palm.

I wish Valve makes a quick sequel to Portal[/quote]

Granted,but it doesnt come out until 2020.

I wish This thread would die. :D
 
[quote name='jman619']Granted,but it doesnt come out until 2020.

I wish This thread would die. :D[/QUOTE]

But then a bunch of men in black suits show and and kidnap you. Next thing you know you are locked in a white padded room with "Never Gonna Give You Up" playing endlessly.

I wish this Pats game ends before 7 PM CST.
 
[quote name='Demolition Man']But then a bunch of men in black suits show and and kidnap you. Next thing you know you are locked in a white padded room with "Never Gonna Give You Up" playing endlessly.

I wish this Pats game ends before 7 PM CST.[/QUOTE]

Sure, but then the NFL was dismantled.

I wish the NFL was dismantled.
 
[quote name='Moxio']Sure, but then the NFL was dismantled.

I wish the NFL was dismantled.[/QUOTE]


Granted, but then all the players will turn to dog fights, which will eventually make dogs extinct.


I wish I didn't have to follow up the corruption of a wish with a wish of my own.
 
[quote name='Apossum']Granted, but then all the players will turn to dog fights, which will eventually make dogs extinct.


I wish I didn't have to follow up the corruption of a wish with a wish of my own.[/QUOTE]

Granted. (makes my life easier than having to think of one. :roll: )

I don't wish for anything.
 
[quote name='Moxio']Granted. (makes my life easier than having to think of one. :roll: )

I don't wish for anything.[/quote]

Granted, but demoman jumps out of a cake anyway.

I wish i had non-hollow cake
 
[quote name='Pookymeister']Granted, but demoman jumps out of a cake anyway.

I wish i had non-hollow cake[/quote]

Granted but you don't want to know what is filling it.

I wish there was a new CAD comic every day.
 
[quote name='Moxio']Sure, but the comics suck weiner.

I wish I had a really big black guy.[/quote]

Granted. However he is more brown than black.

I wish i had a million dollars
 
[quote name='Moxio']Sure, but the comics suck weiner.

I wish I had a really big black guy.[/QUOTE]
Granted. But the really big black guy has AIDS.

I wish diet Coke would taste the same as regular Coke.
 
Edit dammit... granted but then Demo man becomes so beloved on internet radio he replaces Wombat.

I wish I could go back in time and have sex with Jesus.
 
But then I might eclipse the amount of episodes of Vanilla Gorilla's show.

I wish I could record Demo Rant Radio tonight while watching the TNA PPV.
 
[quote name='Zenithian Legend']Edit dammit... granted but then Demo man becomes so beloved on internet radio he replaces Wombat.

I wish I could go back in time and have sex with Jesus.[/QUOTE]
Granted. But then through immaculate conception you become pregnant with Jesus Jr.

I wish there would be no such thing as surcharges on your cell phone bill.
 
[quote name='dcfox']Granted. But then through immaculate conception you become pregnant with Jesus Jr.

I wish there would be no such thing as surcharges on your cell phone bill.[/QUOTE]

Granted, but I'm going to rub your phone in my butt.

I wish I had a butt.
 
It will be big, fat....... and you won't be able to sit in a chair without breaking it.

I wish this Pats game would end quickly.... but not before Moss getting another TD.
 
[quote name='Moxio']Granted, but I'm going to rub your phone in my butt.

I wish I had a butt.[/QUOTE]
Granted. But said butt will have a dick in it. ALWAYS

I wish I could marry a horse.
 
[quote name='Demolition Man']It will be big, fat....... and you won't be able to sit in a chair without breaking it.

I wish this Pats game would end quickly.... but not before Moss getting another TD.[/quote]

Granted, Moss will get one more TD but the game will never end.

I wish the song I purchased on iTunes would go past the Processing File stage so I could listen to it.
 
[quote name='darthbudge']Granted, Moss will get one more TD but the game will never end.

I wish the song I purchased on iTunes would go past the Processing File stage so I could listen to it.[/QUOTE]

It'll just continue to process until the end of time.

I wish I could become a rock star.
 
[quote name='dcfox']Granted. But said butt will have a dick in it. ALWAYS

I wish I could marry a horse.[/quote]

Granted. But you're marrying me!

I wish we could go to Aruba for our honeymoon.
 
[quote name='Zenithian Legend']Granted. But you're marrying me!

I wish we could go to Aruba for our honeymoon.[/quote]

Granted but because you are both so cheap you will go during Hurricane Season and have to go through a Category 5 Storm.

I wish Alyx was a real person.
 
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