Corrupt The Above Person's Wish!

[quote name='jaykrue']Granted. But now cats and dogs are falling from the sky.

I wish good beer flowed out of water fountains in parks when I'm jogging.[/quote]

Granted, but the nest day the city will remove all of the water fountains in the parks.

I wish I could see into the future at will, and then change it.
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Granted. But now cats and dogs are falling from the sky.

I wish good beer flowed out of water fountains in parks when I'm jogging.[/QUOTE]
Granted but you become drunk and start groping random women in the park and get arrested.

I wish there was one console that could play all my games.
 
[quote name='dcfox']Granted but you become drunk and start groping random women in the park and get arrested.

I wish there was one console that could play all my games.[/quote]

Granted. But it has the lame name of Wiips2Xbox640.

[quote name='darthbudge']Granted, but the nest day the city will remove all of the water fountains in the parks.

I wish I could see into the future at will, and then change it.[/quote]

Granted but the space time continuum dislikes being messed with so whatever you change gets changed back into its original fate only at a later date.

I wish the dollar could pay for more things like it used to.
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Granted. But it has the lame name of Wiips2Xbox640.



Granted but the space time continuum dislikes being messed with so whatever you change gets changed back into its original fate only at a later date.

I wish the dollar could pay for more things like it used to.[/quote]

Granted but you have work 3x as hard to get your dollar.

I wish a PS3 would just show up at my door tommorow.
 
[quote name='darthbudge']Granted but you have work 3x as hard to get your dollar.

I wish a PS3 would just show up at my door tommorow.[/QUOTE]
Granted but it also comes with a bill for $600

I wish virtual reality was real.
 
[quote name='dcfox']Granted but it also comes with a bill for $600

I wish virtual reality was real.[/quote]

Granted, but then everything would be like second life.

I wish the OTT would start picking up.
 
[quote name='The Crotch']Granted - prepare for 200+ posts making fun of you, Budge.

I wish for rhythm and music.[/QUOTE]

Granted... but then it will feature Vanilla Gorilla raping about his adventures at Arbys.

I wish for a pony.
 
[quote name='Demolition Man']Granted... but then it will feature Vanilla Gorilla raping about his adventures at Arbys.

I wish for a pony.[/quote]

Granted , but on the way to pick it up you are the one Vanilla is raping.

I wish I had a 2160p TV.
 
[quote name='Pookymeister']Granted , but on the way to pick it up you are the one Vanilla is raping.

I wish I had a 2160p TV.[/QUOTE]
Granted, but it's not a real TV, it's one of those cardboard display TVs they have at electronics stores

I wish I had a fresh, untainted, completely pure glass of water right now
 
[quote name='Iron Clad Burrito']Granted -- but the glass just shattered in your face.

I wish I weren't so sleepy right now.[/quote]

granted, however for the next seven years you suffer from insomnia

i wish i had a thick long beard
 
[quote name='tehweezner']granted, however for the next seven years you suffer from insomnia

i wish i had a thick long beard[/quote]

Granted!

Unfortunately, you'll be mistaken for Santa Claus and severly beaten by a child who didn't get a Wii last Christmas.

I wish for a nice, cold six-pack of Sam Adams Summer Ale.
 
[quote name='Pookymeister']Granted, except its really a thick long bearded 70yr old clam.

I wish Dead like Me wasn't cancelled[/QUOTE]
Granted but it is put on hiatus instead

I wish history did not repeat itself in a negative way
 
[quote name='I AM WILLIAM H. MACY']Granted but it is put on hiatus instead

I wish history did not repeat itself in a negative way[/QUOTE]

Instead of history happening.... nothing happens at all. The world will collapse upon itself and everything will cease to exsist.

I wish I could learn Chinese in a day.
 
Granted, but then you become allergic to Peanut Butter, thus making your wish to not be allergic to cats meaningless.

I wish I could open the Comic Book Shop/Beer Distributor now, instead of when I retire.
 
Granted, but after your Grand Opening, you realize that a combination Comic Book Shop and Beer Distributor is the stupidest idea you've ever come up with, and find yourself in the red within a month.

I wish I had the time to paint my house before it gets cold here.
 
[quote name='the ender']Granted, but after your Grand Opening, you realize that a combination Comic Book Shop and Beer Distributor is the stupidest idea you've ever come up with, and find yourself in the red within a month.

I wish I had the time to paint my house before it gets cold here.[/quote]

Granted, but the only colors that you can use are: Robin's Egg Blue, Burnt Yellow or Potato Brown. And you must pick 2.

I wish that the new definition of work week was working Saturday and Sunday, but having Monday thru Friday off.
 
[quote name='Punk_Raven']Granted, but your job is getting butt-loved for 48 hours straight.

I wish I was skinnier and not ugly.[/quote]

Granted but you'll have 3-feet of excess skin hanging from your body.


I wish I stumbled upon a nice sum of money.
 
[quote name='TFN']Granted but you'll have 3-feet of excess skin hanging from your body.


I wish I stumbled upon a nice sum of money.[/quote]
Granted. But when you stumbled upon the sum of money you broke your leg and someone else came by and took the money.

I wish I could eat lunch now.
 
[quote name='Punk_Raven']Granted, but lunch = your mom's corpse.

I wish I was white.[/quote]

Granted, but you'd be hooked on meth and later hit by a semi trying to earn money on the corner for your fix.

I wish I was at home playing The Orange Box.
 
[quote name='Number83']Granted, but then turn Orange for playing it so much

I wish the PS3 had more good games.[/quote]
Granted. But they all cost $100.

I wish Punk Raven would leave.
 
[quote name='dcfox']Granted. But they all cost $100.

I wish Punk Raven would leave.[/quote]
Granted, but then electronicmaji would be unbanned and post nudes of himself in the OTT.

I wish I had X-ray vision.
 
[quote name='Punk_Raven']Ahh, I wanted that one.

Granted, but you will lose regular vision.

I wish dcfox was a dog.[/quote]

Granted. But as a side effect, you get turned into a cat.

I wish Cornuts were more widely availabe in stores.
 
[quote name='Number83']Granted. But as a side effect, you get turned into a cat.

I wish Cornuts were more widely availabe in stores.[/quote]
Granted. But all of a sudden you develop an allergy to cornuts.

I wish I could stay young forever.
 
[quote name='dcfox']Granted. But all of a sudden you develop an allergy to cornuts.

I wish I could stay young forever.[/quote]

Granted, but then they develop a 64% Young Tax on everything.

I wish I had my Drivers License now instead of that stupid permit.
 
[quote name='darthbudge']Granted, but then they develop a 64% Young Tax on everything.

I wish I had my Drivers License now instead of that stupid permit.[/quote]

Granted, but having your license early will bring you misfortune in a horrible car wreck resulting in your death two days from now.

I wish dethbulge did get his license so wish above could become true.
 
[quote name='TFN']Granted, but having your license early will bring you misfortune in a horrible car wreck resulting in your death two days from now.

I wish dethbulge did get his license so wish above could become true.[/quote]

Granted, but I hit your car and we both die :(.

I wish I had the awesome printer that my tech retarted grandma has.
 
[quote name='darthbudge']Granted, but I hit your car and we both die :(.

I wish I had the awesome printer that my tech retarted grandma has.[/QUOTE]
Granted. But as soon as you get the printer the manufacturer discontinues that particular ink cartridge/toner making the printer useless.

I wish today was Friday.
 
[quote name='dcfox']Granted. But as soon as you get the printer the manufacturer discontinues that particular ink cartridge/toner making the printer useless.

I wish today was Friday.[/quote]

Granted, but you are scheduled to be executed on Saturday.

I wish I had some money to get a new Bass.
 
[quote name='darthbudge']Granted, but you are scheduled to be executed on Saturday.

I wish I had some money to get a new Bass.[/QUOTE]
Granted. You get the money only by selling one of your organs.

I've run out of wishes.
 
[quote name='dcfox']Granted. You get the money only by selling one of your organs.

I've run out of wishes.[/quote]

Granted, you get more wishes, however they all involve gay/lesbian sex.

I wish that Dry Cleaning free and only took a few minutes.
 
[quote name='Demolition Man']Granted.... but in return you get raped by a blind boy named Tommy who is a pinball wizard every time you go to dry clean.

I wish it was 7 PM already.[/quote]

Granted, it is 7PM 4,000 years ago.

I wish they had medication for some of the OTTers.
 
[quote name='darthbudge']Granted, it is 7PM 4,000 years ago.

I wish they had medication for some of the OTTers.[/QUOTE]

Granted.... we just gave the drugs to Strell.

I wish Roufuss would return to CAG.
 
[quote name='Demolition Man']Granted.... we just gave the drugs to Strell.

I wish Roufuss would return to CAG.[/quote]

Granted, I wish for this too so I won't corrupt it.

I wish Shrike was still a mod, because he is the coolest mod ever.
 
[quote name='Demolition Man']Granted.... then Shrike will ban you for no reason at all.

I wish my chicken soup wasn't so fucking hot right now.[/quote]

Granted, but then it is frozen.

I wish Gamestop didn't have age requirements so I could work there.
 
But then you'll be stuck whoring preorders to soccer moms all day.

I wish the wonderful lawyers working for "Sherbert County" are having a great time watching this thread.... and wondering wtf this is all about.
 
[quote name='Demolition Man']But then you'll be stuck whoring preorders to soccer moms all day.

I wish the wonderful lawyers working for "Sherbert County" are having a great time watching this thread.... and wondering wtf this is all about.[/quote]

Granted, but then I will be wondering wtf you are talking about.

I wish you could listen to full songs on Last.fm at will.
 
granted! but halfway through every single song, it turns into a William Hung Solo! before resuming to allow you to hear the full song. (( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwMjpt62Ja4 ))

I wish i could get a good/sexy/enjoyable threesome... with sexy girls (who were always girls... mind you, and never had or never will have dicks) that happen to look a WHOLE lot like jessica alba. :)
 
[quote name='reicaden']granted! but halfway through every single song, it turns into a William Hung Solo! before resuming to allow you to hear the full song. (( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwMjpt62Ja4 ))

I wish i could get a good/sexy/enjoyable threesome... with sexy girls (who were always girls... mind you, and never had or never will have dicks) that happen to look a WHOLE lot like jessica alba. :)[/quote]

Granted, realdolls.com/alba.

I wish Supergirl got more screen time on Smallville.
 
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