Damn, who would have thought Kathy Griffin had a bikini bod like that?

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[quote name='CoffeeEdge']My issue here is that automatically, the thinner a person is, the "better their beach body is," and there is seemingly no limit or diminishing return on this.

If I couldn't make out her liver and ribcage, she'd be better looking.

That's what so bullshit right here.[/quote]

Who said automatically? That's your words.

This celeb is too thin...

Lara Flynn Boyle

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Now, if you think Kathy's pics even remotely resemble that, that's between you and your God.
 
[quote name='CoffeeEdge']:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

Guile, you are out of your goddamn mind.

Forget the fact that she's 48. This disgusting anorexic, emaciated, rib-countin', "oh, I can make out impressions of all of your internal organs against your belly" bullshit (which you, unsurprisingly, equate with "tak[ing] care of her body") is fucking repulsive, at any age.

I mean, jesus christ:
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Thanks for ruining my day by linking me to this! :puke:[/QUOTE]
I actually agree with you. She's way too thin for me. Not to mention her horrible face. Granted her face is nowhere near as bad as someone like Sarah Jessica Parker.

[quote name='gunm']Damn guile, of all the MILFs to start a thread about, why wasn't it Valerie Bertinelli?? Her latest commercial is mind blowing since she looks almost as skinny and still as hot as she did back from One Day At A Time...

http://www.jennycraig.com/new_commercial[/QUOTE]
She's too thin too, ew.

Sorry, but I like my women to have curves. Like Yuma Asami.
 
[quote name='neocisco']For whoever mentioned Helen Mirren earlier...

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She's 63! Unbelievable.[/quote]


Holy Hell! GILF!
 
[quote name='Malik112099']She has a a pretty damn good body for a 48 year old. All of you "picky" guys in here either never get laid or will fuck anything and claim to be picky.[/quote]

Now, there is some truth. Most people will never get ANY chick with a body like hers except when they are fantasizing. AND most of the people in this forum who are nitpicking are probably in WORSE shape than she is here at 48 years. She probably wouldn't even think once about most of you. You know who you are. I find it hypocritical when unattractive guys dog girls for being "ugly." Pretending to be picky and have high standards. Shut the fuck up! Me, I wouldn't but that is because her face doesn't do it for me.
 
[quote name='joeboosauce']Most people will never get ANY chick with a body like hers[/quote]
I know I won't. Thank goodness for that! Seriously, dude, the very thought is the stuff of nightmares.

AND most of the people in this forum who are nitpicking are probably in WORSE shape than she is here at 48 years.
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You idiots don't fucking get it. Rib-countably thin does not equal being in good shape/health.

She probably wouldn't even think once about most of you.
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Jesus Christ, you're really desperate to defend this nasty dog.

You know who you are. I find it hypocritical when unattractive guys dog girls for being "ugly."
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She's not just ugly. She's clearly unhealthy.

Pretending to be picky and have high standards. Shut the fuck up! Me, I wouldn't but that is because her face doesn't do it for me.
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I lol'd at the irony. What was that about hypocracy?
 
[quote name='Rei no Otaku']Sorry, but I like my women to have curves. Like Yuma Asami.[/QUOTE]
You call those curves? I require the woman to actually have hips to be curvy.

Obviously, I'd tap that ass in a heartbeat, but she is in no way curvy.
 
[quote name='mtxbass1']It's the face man, the face... I just can't get past it.[/quote]

Agreed. Look at how fucking big her face is in proportion to her body. Her face is bigger than a labrador retriever.
 
Yeah that asian chick does not "have curves"... she's just way hot.

and I brought up Helen Mirren... can't look better than that at that age.
 
[quote name='joeboosauce']Now, there is some truth. Most people will never get ANY chick with a body like hers except when they are fantasizing. AND most of the people in this forum who are nitpicking are probably in WORSE shape than she is here at 48 years. She probably wouldn't even think once about most of you. You know who you are. I find it hypocritical when unattractive guys dog girls for being "ugly." Pretending to be picky and have high standards. Shut the fuck up! Me, I wouldn't but that is because her face doesn't do it for me.[/quote]#-o
 
Just because a dude is ugly doesn't mean he can't land a good lookin' girl.

EDIT: lol @ an asian girl being curvy. You'll see 'em with really large tits, but really flat asses and no hips. Not curvy at all.
 
[quote name='Malik112099']I would also like to see a picture of the picky ass CoffeeEdge just for S&G's...[/QUOTE]

WELL TOO MOTHERfuckING BAD.

Now, excuse me, but I've only said that I think that unhealthily skinny women (like how Kathy Griffin looks) are repulsive. Now, I live in the United States, meaning that there are more bigger women around, than sticky ones.

How the fuck is that so goddamn "picky ass"?!?
 
[quote name='CoffeeEdge']WELL TOO MOTHERfuckING BAD.

Now, excuse me, but I've only said that I think that unhealthily skinny women (like how Kathy Griffin looks) are repulsive. Now, I live in the United States, meaning that there are more bigger women around, than sticky ones.

How the fuck is that so goddamn "picky ass"?!?[/quote]


I just find it odd that you are going so goddamn apeshit over what the majority would say is a 48 year old woman with a much better body than most would have anticipated. She is not nearly as skinny as you say she is. I for one prefer a meaty/thicker woman but to say Kathy Griffin is disgusting or too thin is just ridiculous.

Your reply to me wanting to see a picture of you also makes me assume you are one ugly motherfucker....but that's just an assumption.
 
[quote name='Malik112099']I just find it odd that you are going so goddamn apeshit over what the majority would say is a 48 year old woman with a much better body than most would have anticipated. She is not nearly as skinny as you say she is. I for one prefer a meaty/thicker woman but to say Kathy Griffin is disgusting or too thin is just ridiculous.[/quote]
fuck her age. It's nasty on 20 year olds, it's nasty on 60 year olds. Again, you guys are equating "good" with nothing other than weight/waist measurement.

Yes, she is disgusting, yes, she is too thin (look at the picture. look at that goddamn ribcage. are you fucking kidding me?!?).

Your reply to me wanting to see a picture of you also makes me assume you are one ugly motherfucker....but that's just an assumption.
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Uh huh, that's nice. I'll swap pics, but only X-rated.
 
[quote name='CoffeeEdge']Uh huh, that's nice. I'll swap pics, but only X-rated.[/quote]


I'm a guy. I don't swing that way.



anyways....i think you are right CoffeeEdge.....these skinny chicks are repulsive.....


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[quote name='Malik112099']I'm a guy. I don't swing that way.[/quote]
Whoosh.

anyways....i think you are right CoffeeEdge.....these skinny chicks are repulsive.....
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Keep trying. Keep posting pics of girls whose ribs I can count. One day, I will agree with you.

Nothing I love more than the same dime-a-dozen models that every American pigboy wishes they could have.
 
[quote name='Malik112099']I'm a guy. I don't swing that way.



anyways....i think you are right CoffeeEdge.....these skinny chicks are repulsive.....


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they are curvy in the right place. lol

[quote name='Irukandji']Curvy? Them ho's is bubbilicious![/quote]

why they gotta be ho's? they are beautiful women. bless them:drool:
 
Coffee, you can sit in your tower all you want but if one of those 2 girls were naked in your room begging for it you would paint the inside of your pants white before you could get your zipper down.
 
[quote name='Malik112099']Coffee, you can sit in your tower all you want but if one of those 2 girls were naked in your room begging for it you would paint the inside of your pants white before you could get your zipper down.[/QUOTE]

How condescending. (By the way, I'll paint your mom's face.)

Now, you might be a manslut, and that's fine, but I prefer something resembling a relationship first. Also, if one of them is naked in my room, that means that there are now two chicks in here (I've been in a relationship for many years). You need to give me more details here: are either of those models bi? Polyamory is the shit, and we do that for sure, but still, these girls are not our type.

Also, observation: I see that you like flat chests (another possible indicator of poor nutrition; though, of course, she might just have flat tits). Good for you.
 
Are you in a relationship with another man? You would have to be straight up gay to not want to fuck those two women if you were a single hetero male human. I'm talking real fucking life - not I'm on the internet and can be an anonymous dickhead about women even though I jerk off to animal porn.
 
Fellas, fellas! Calm the hell down! Malik - you find them attractive, Coffee - you don't. Big flippin' deal.

We're all attracted to different characteristics in our prospective partners, for example I think there's something wrong with that Asian chick's face earlier in the thread, but I'm not gonna insult everyone else who thinks she's pretty.

Let's keep this civil, shall we?
 
[quote name='Malik112099']Are you in a relationship with another man?[/quote]
Pretty sure I answered your question already. Lrn2read.

You would have to be straight up gay to not want to fuck those two women if you were a single hetero male human.
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I'm not single, I'm hetero, and I don't want either of those women. The first one is right out (flat. ugh. sickly. disgusting.), but the second one might be doable, if we added 15 pounds, made her arms a bit less gimpy looking, wiped the smug "model" expression off of her face, and put her in some non-nasty-ass swimware. Then she might be a "would."

I'm talking real fucking life
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So then why are you pretending that dudes like us have to ever consider the details of the possibility of ever sleeping with women like these? :roll:

[quote name='Malik112099']I jerk off to animal porn.[/QUOTE]
This is going in my signature.
 
[quote name='CoffeeEdge']Pretty sure I answered your question already. Lrn2read.[/quote]

I'm...sorry..you are right..you did answer my question...

[quote name='CoffeeEdge']I've been in a relationship for many years. girls are not our type.[/quote]
 
I hate her but I have always found oddly attractive--in a "I would get drunk and do her and not tell anyone" kind of way.


As for her being too skinny she doesn't look half as skinny as me.
 
See, that's way more of a complex edit. I win. :D

Besides, I'm pretty sure that you jerking it to horse porn is a lot more outrageous offensive than trading sexxxxy pics. Are you going to take me up on that still?


Edit:
Now you've sigged that edit, which makes you even more fail, because you still had to edit it a lot to make it funny.


And again: I'm pretty sure that you JERKING IT TO GOAT PORN is still more outrageous than being homosexual. At least, it would be around here. Then again, you live in Dirtfuckville, Oklahoma, so actually, yeah, it wouldn't surprise me at all if you people there would be more open to dog-fucking, than homosexuals.
 
Out of context is out of context, period. If you want to see pics of me they are all over the internet...just do a google search or find me on myspace or facebook or look at my wife's blog. I dont give 2 shits what you look like as you have already proven your double standards when it comes to how you look and judging others' looks.

I'm no manslut.. I have been married for almost 10 years and have 2 wonderful kids. But when it comes down to it most women are attractive in one way or another no matter how they look or act. I am not going to take some "imaginary" high road that no man truly has. We can all be picky and have our preferences but we all have dicks and deep down inside we are all more than willing to use them on the majority of decent looking women out there.
 
[quote name='Malik112099']Out of context is out of context, period.[/quote]
But the one of you is funnier. :D

If you want to see pics of me they are all over the internet...just do a google search or find me on myspace or facebook or look at my wife's blog.
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No thanks.

I dont give 2 shits what you look like as you have already proven your double standards when it comes to how you look and judging others' looks.
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So if I don't post pics, I don't get to comment? Damn, I guess just about everyone else in this thread has "double standards," too.

Also, it's not a double standard: we're judging celebrities and models. None of us are celebrities or models. Thus, no double standards.

I'm no manslut.. I have been married for almost 10 years and have 2 wonderful kids.
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Awww, how sweet...wife, 2 kids, and, lemme guess...a barn full of "trained" animals, right?

We can all be picky and have our preferences
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"BUT NOT YOU, COFFEEEDGE. YOU'D GODDAMN BETTER START AGREEING WITH ME AND START THINKING THAT THESE GENERIC RUN-OF-THE-MILL DIME-A-DOZEN SLUT MODELS ARE HOT OR ELSE, YOU SUMBITCH!"

than willing to use them on the majority of decent looking women out there.
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Enjoy your STDs.
 
OH MY GOD. Okay, I took you up on your offer of googling you (by the way, your wife is pretty hot; I'd get with that. Also, and I mean this sincerely: Thank you for your service to this country, in the Air Force. I'm serious.)

Anyways, this was on the first page of results (and no, people, I did not spoof this: it was made over three years ago):
http://nl.okcupid.com/profile/Malik112099

Copy-pasted for great justice:
My Self-Summary
My name is Malik and I like rough sex. Moaning, crying, screaming and begging for mercy is all welcome. Once you sign my release form you are aaaaaallllll mine. I hope you have a strong back because the reverse suplex ball dunking sphincter penetrator will really make your spine crack. I'm down for just about anything you like and love humping to Finnish death metal. Drop me a line if you want some harsh love or just feel like bleeding from abusive sex.

What I’m doing with my life
Besides my day job of selling porn door to door in the bible belt I love to spend time figuring out how to bleed and orgasm at the same time. Don't message me with that choking game sissy bullshit. That's for amateurs. My last orgy required 14 stitches, life flight and 3 firetrucks. I don't play around when it comes to the pleasure of fisting a raccon while I'm shaft deep in my preacher's daughter. I also like collecting stamps and bird watching.

I’m really good at
Dirty Sanchez, The Houdini, Pink Sock, Donkey Punch, Scrambled Eggs, Hot Lunch, Cleveland Steamer, Hot Carl, Blumpkin, Fixing Cars, Golden Shower, Pearl Necklace, Mushroom Tattoo, Purple Mushroom, The Flying Camel, The Shocker, The Fishhook, The Ram, Bismark, Jelly Doughnut, The Woody Woodpecker, Computers, Dog in a Bathtub, Tossing Salad, Rim Jobs, The Bucking Bronco, Cooking, Pink Glove, The Fountain of You, New York Style Taco, Fish Eye, Tuna Melt, Furball, Chili Dog, Gaylord Perry, Rear Admiral, Glass Bottom Boat, Building Models, Ray-Bans, Snowmobile, Dutch Oven, Angry Dragon, Club Sped, Interior Design, Cold Lunch, Couch Bombing, Dirty River, Relative Humidity, Sand Bag, Tea Bag, Upper Deck, Abe Lincoln, Brain Banger, Bukkake, Fisting, Relieving the Tampon, Rusty Trombone, Skeet Skeet Skeet, and Spitting on the Hobo.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me
My ginormous buldge which is quite noticeable even in the baggiest of pants. Either that or the fresh hot spunk I just hit you in the face with.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Books: The Bible, Chicken Soup For The Soul, The Five People You Meet In Heaven, Purpose Driven Life, The Left Behind Series and The Necronomicon
Movies: The 10 Commandments, Passion of the Christ, Mysteries of the Dead Sea Scrolls, A Vow To Cherish, The Gospel Blimp and Her First Ass to Mouth
Music: Third Day, Jeremy Camp, MercyMe, Passion Worship Band, Casting Crowns, Petra and Marilyn Manson
Foods: Mung, Pussy, Taint, Sphincter, Pink Tacos and Kosher Dills

The six things I could never do without
1. Ball Gags 2. Sin 3. Fisting 4. Bleeding Out 5. Horny Skanks 6. My Mom

I spend a lot of time thinking about
If that raccoon I fisted and then set free is trying out new disturbing things on Bambi in the woods out back

On a typical Friday night I am
Plunging my man-sword deep into a barely legal skank's sigmoid colon as she weeps tears of pain (I like to think they are tears of happiness)and I shove the consent form in her face telling her to stop fucking crying and start yanking on something.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I was born with a tail...

You should message me if
You have read through all of this and you are sitting in a pool of your own mung butter and your nipples have torn through the front of your shirt.
 
[quote name='Malik112099']Are you in a relationship with another man? You would have to be straight up gay to not want to fuck those two women if you were a single hetero male human. I'm talking real fucking life - not I'm on the internet and can be an anonymous dickhead about women even though I jerk off to animal porn.[/quote]He would be a straight up $$$ because he prefers a different style of woman? Ahahahaha.

[quote name='CoffeeEdge']OH MY GOD. Okay, I took you up on your offer of googling you (by the way, your wife is pretty hot; I'd get with that. Also, and I mean this sincerely: Thank you for your service to this country, in the Air Force. I'm serious.)

Anyways, this was on the first page of results (and no, people, I did not spoof this: it was made over three years ago):
http://nl.okcupid.com/profile/Malik112099

Copy-pasted for great justice:
My Self-Summary
My name is Malik and I like rough sex. Moaning, crying, screaming and begging for mercy is all welcome. Once you sign my release form you are aaaaaallllll mine. I hope you have a strong back because the reverse suplex ball dunking sphincter penetrator will really make your spine crack. I'm down for just about anything you like and love humping to Finnish death metal. Drop me a line if you want some harsh love or just feel like bleeding from abusive sex.

What I’m doing with my life
Besides my day job of selling porn door to door in the bible belt I love to spend time figuring out how to bleed and orgasm at the same time. Don't message me with that choking game sissy bullshit. That's for amateurs. My last orgy required 14 stitches, life flight and 3 firetrucks. I don't play around when it comes to the pleasure of fisting a raccon while I'm shaft deep in my preacher's daughter. I also like collecting stamps and bird watching.

I’m really good at
Dirty Sanchez, The Houdini, Pink Sock, Donkey Punch, Scrambled Eggs, Hot Lunch, Cleveland Steamer, Hot Carl, Blumpkin, Fixing Cars, Golden Shower, Pearl Necklace, Mushroom Tattoo, Purple Mushroom, The Flying Camel, The Shocker, The Fishhook, The Ram, Bismark, Jelly Doughnut, The Woody Woodpecker, Computers, Dog in a Bathtub, Tossing Salad, Rim Jobs, The Bucking Bronco, Cooking, Pink Glove, The Fountain of You, New York Style Taco, Fish Eye, Tuna Melt, Furball, Chili Dog, Gaylord Perry, Rear Admiral, Glass Bottom Boat, Building Models, Ray-Bans, Snowmobile, Dutch Oven, Angry Dragon, Club Sped, Interior Design, Cold Lunch, Couch Bombing, Dirty River, Relative Humidity, Sand Bag, Tea Bag, Upper Deck, Abe Lincoln, Brain Banger, Bukkake, Fisting, Relieving the Tampon, Rusty Trombone, Skeet Skeet Skeet, and Spitting on the Hobo.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me
My ginormous buldge which is quite noticeable even in the baggiest of pants. Either that or the fresh hot spunk I just hit you in the face with.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Books: The Bible, Chicken Soup For The Soul, The Five People You Meet In Heaven, Purpose Driven Life, The Left Behind Series and The Necronomicon
Movies: The 10 Commandments, Passion of the Christ, Mysteries of the Dead Sea Scrolls, A Vow To Cherish, The Gospel Blimp and Her First Ass to Mouth
Music: Third Day, Jeremy Camp, MercyMe, Passion Worship Band, Casting Crowns, Petra and Marilyn Manson
Foods: Mung, Pussy, Taint, Sphincter, Pink Tacos and Kosher Dills

The six things I could never do without
1. Ball Gags 2. Sin 3. Fisting 4. Bleeding Out 5. Horny Skanks 6. My Mom

I spend a lot of time thinking about
If that raccoon I fisted and then set free is trying out new disturbing things on Bambi in the woods out back

On a typical Friday night I am
Plunging my man-sword deep into a barely legal skank's sigmoid colon as she weeps tears of pain (I like to think they are tears of happiness)and I shove the consent form in her face telling her to stop fucking crying and start yanking on something.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I was born with a tail...

You should message me if
You have read through all of this and you are sitting in a pool of your own mung butter and your nipples have torn through the front of your shirt.
[/quote]Goddamn. :rofl:
 
[quote name='Malik112099']I forgot about that. That's funny shit right there.[/QUOTE]

Yeah huh. We'll see what your wife thinks about it.
 
Yuma Asami is defintiely curvy. Go look up other pics of her (just hard to find non-nude ones I could post since she's a porn star). She might not be super curvy, but she definitely has curves. In fact her plump ass is probably my favorite part of her.
 
[quote name='CoffeeEdge']Yeah huh. We'll see what your wife thinks about it.[/quote]


she thought it was gross, but my kind of funny isnt her kind of funny...
 
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