[quote name='infinitepez']After reading all these stories, i just felt i had to tell some of my own.
Last summer I worked as a clerk for a local convenience store. It was the typical slacker job. I was often unsupervised, and was not above writing off a hot dog or eating a doughnut that was supposed to be thrown away (because it was too old, not too dirty). I worked there till the odd hours of the morning, and, naturally, got to deal with some of the weirdest people i've ever met.
A common complaint happened whenever someone tried to buy some cigerettes. In the front of the store, we have a giant sign reading "3.52 a Pack (If You Buy Two Packs)". I can't count the number of times someone would buy one pack, find out it rang up for 5.18, and complain for a good fifteen minutes that the sign needs to be taken down since it can be misleading if you don't read it. I really didn't care about the job, so i usually just replied with a "sir, if you want, you can write your complaint on this piece of paper"....the paper was then promptly filed in the black garbage bag at my feet.
There was also one day when my old spanish teacher came in. She recognized me after i gave my most unenthusiastic "hello". She looked around for a bit, and bought a loaf of bread (roughly 2 dollars) using a fifty dollar bill. This wouldn't have irked me, if she didn't proceed to buy a pack of cigerettes (5.08) with a ten dollar bill. I didn't give it to her as change for the fifty, so she had to have brought it with her. As she left, i said "eat s**t and die" in spanish. I never did like her....
while not really stupid, this customer just weirded me out far too much. I had checked her out, and was working on another customer, when our POS register decided to break. At this, i mumble under my breath "i could reprogram this damn thing, but i can't stop the paper from jamming every day". She asks if i was familiar with computers, to which i say i am. From here, she starts on a 30 minute speech, and i swear i made none of this up. She says "Would you mind teaching me some computer skills? I'm trying to get back into the work force. You see, i was working at this company, when my boss tried advancing sexually on me. When i refused, he slammed me into a desk. I quit, and on the way home, he used his car to bump mine into a ditch, and i crashed. I was in a coma for months. When i woke up, i called a lawyer to sue the company. The company bought out the lawyer. I tried another lawyer. They were bought out. Then the company burnt my house down to destroy any records i had. I tried getting a new job, but the company blacklisted me, so i couldn't find anything in my field. Because of the crash, i lost a good deal of short-term memory. Would you mind teaching me some computer skills like office?" I spent most of the time just looking dumbfounded. I asked the name of the company, so i never work there, to which she replied "i forgot". I told her that the next semester started the following week, so i wouldn't be in the state long. When she left, me and my co-worker couldn't figure out whether or not she really did go through all that.[/QUOTE]
What part of our great state was this in?
