[quote name='kainzero']i feel sorry for you[/QUOTE]
Can't be any worse/hilarious than what happened when my g/f and I stayed at Excalibur last year.
In the middle of the night I heard lots of screaming (male/female) in a floor above us. Sounded nutty. So I woke my g/f up and we listened.
Pretty much what I got from it was the girl was screaming at the top of her lungs about some random shit about the guy "never listening", the guy losing his shit, then at some point her locking him out of the room. Which got him to start yelling at the top of his lungs and bang on the door, with her yelling back that she wasn't going to open it. Lots of stuff being thrown around, went on for a while and then one loud bang, followed by silence.
I called hotel security (and the front desk) like twice because I was so annoyed I couldn't sleep. They probably thought I was joking even though I mentioned I was ridiculously annoyed and just wanted to sleep.