TALES FROM THA MUHFUGGIN CRYPT..... BIOTCH~!!
aite so i was blasted at like mutha
in 7:00 last night so i decided to roll the 'cade with quarters in my pocket intendin on spendin only one if u know wat i mean...
naw scratch i dunno wat u mean
u should know wat i mean
naaw scrtatch y u only nee d 1 quarter. 1 quarter gets u one dude
aaaaw see that where u wrong dog. i only need 1 quarter cuz i aint gonna lose
man scratch u a crazy ass mofo. i knew a lot a crazy ass mofo but u one crazy ass mofo
so i enter the place and yell all hands on deck!!! i'm about to shake things up
scratch ur gonna shake an arcade? u can't shake an arcade man
i can if i damn well please dog.
naw man u cant do that that would take like the in
incredible hulk or some shit
naw man i aint all literral about this this is a metaphor
aw i see man daz depe. like a
in well
this big ass dude who looked like a
in big fred from doobie doo just walked the
up to me and shoved me and was all im gonna kill you bitch... dont u dare
in threaten me and i'm all naw man u aint gonna kill me cuz u already dead... bitch i challenge you to some muhfuggin 3rd strike! and he's all ur on bitch... i'm a regional champ ur toast
damn scratch u got urself into some madazz trouble there
i got shit on lock... and i got the key too lol
scratch ur gonna get urself killed one of deez days
i thrust my quarter into the muhfuggin machine and i'm like bitch! i'll
u up! and he's like i aint no bitch... the only bitch here is u and i'm like great comeback... NOT! (like that boris movie lol) and so we
in choose our characters and he chooses ryu... wow wat a surprise. i throw him off a bit... literaly.. actually prolly not literally by choosing hugo
scratch nobody chooses that hugo fool! he like
in zangief or some shit i dunno
that's where ur wrong dog im gonna rape hiz azz literally... actually prolly not literally
so the first round starts and i'm all like Hugoin down!!! i say that a lot cuz it really funny and he's all
he's all: lol u chose a terrible character
i'm all: i hope ur religious... cuz u beter say ur prayers and then i
in slammed him with hugo.
he's all: damn dude this game is
ing retarded and he can't do shit lol
i'm all: good game... come back when ur balls drop and then he tried to punch me but i dodged
he's all: come the
back here i'm going to rip you into two
i'm all: naw dog u be trippin lol
scratch u in some deep shit! u might be choosin hugo but now u facin hugo!
i got shit on lock i told u dog not one thing gonna
in happen if i don't
in wish it to.
hje's all: STOP RUNNING AWAY YOU LITTLE BITCH and then some girls start laughing prolly cause he lost the game of third strike lol
i'm all; catch me if u can u aint shit
he's all; you little
ing nerd if i ever see you again i'm going to rip you in two
i'm all: haha good luck $$$$$$
a random dog's all:
s
ii'm all:
s
he's all:
s
i'm all:
s
and it didn't even cost me more than a
in quarter. king of the ring after all deez years
damn scratch u the mother
in don
hel yeah i am. peace out .
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