Then... shouldn't you have not made an article about them? Shouldn't you have spent that time gathering an army of mercenaries, assassins, rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperadoes, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswagglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass kickers, shit kickers, and Methodists to hunt down every single person who has watched them so as to prevent them from spreading any knowledge about these films to other people?
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Because that's what I'm doing. If you see any Methodists walking down the street towards you, dive into the bushes.