I was "Glory Hole Taco". I'm a parent and I suck at games, so when I helped a team lose in Garden Warfare 2 and some schumck started telling me "
I
ED YOU GOOD, GLORY HOLE TACO," I replied, "You

grown men who just want to give you a taco through a strange hole?" He erupted with a string of barely audible obscenities because he was yelling into the mic so loudly. He organized his friends to all report my name, then he sent me a message saying, "See.... I really did

you."
I gave all that information to Xbox Enforcement when I pled my case, but I also paid to change my name to "HOT Carl Sagan" during the appeal process. They sent me a message saying both names would be denied and I should stop blatantly violating their policies. So I spent some more money and changed my name to "WetButSecs". That lasted overnight before they revoked it and sent another message saying one more violation could result in a ban. I gave up and spent another $10 to change it to "A Filthy Idiom" because that's who I am and that's what I care about.
Thanks for letting me be me, Xbox Enforcement.