“Today, Nintendo is excited to announce that we have
Jack Shit in the works for core gamers everywhere,” declared Reggie with his signature swagger. “
Jack Shit will come out next year for the Nintendo Wii. That’s right, we’re working on
Jack Shit with you, the core gamer, in mind. When your friends brag about all the great upcoming games on the PS3 and Xbox360, make sure you let them know that you’ll be playing
Jack Shit, probably for months. What better way to reward our devoted fans than by giving them
Jack Shit? If you bought a Wii thinking you’d be playing traditional core games, than you seriously deserve
Jack Shit.”
Core gamers were confused by the announced release date, as most were pretty sure that
Jack Shit already came out for Wii in 2008. More on this story as it develops.