So my school has these terrible speakers come in and talk to us about various subjects, but mostly about their college, the Bradford School. Back in October we had Pete, who talked about the differences between men and women while demonstrating that some men are VERY similar to women. Then in December we had...Pete again. Same speech. In January we had a woman talking about table manners. And now today we had another woman talking about job interviews. Mostly, about how wearing or not wearing pantyhose is the most important element of a job interview. Now a combination of it being first period, having heard the same basic speech four times, and this woman being an annoying tart trying REALLY hard to be funny and "relate" to teenage kids made me pretty pissed with the whole thing. And then she pulls out this gem:
[quote name='Bitch'] Now I know most of you would rather be home playing Halo 2 on your PS3s... [/quote]
AHA! YOU RELATE TO ME AS A TEENAGER AND NOW I AM INTERESTED IN THE THINGS YOU HAVE TO SAY!