ME: That Persona intro is damn cool! Love the music!
REALITY: Yeah, Too bad you don't have a PSP, Loser. And probably won't for a long, long time.
ME: Maybe if it sells really really bad they'll port it to the PS2?
REALITY: Yeah, and maybe Yvonne Strahovski will come over and play (it?) with you. Quit dreaming and go back to crying in the corner about Crisis Core.
ME: Man, I really hate you, Reality.