GGT 101: Intro Thuganomics with Professor HankyCranky

[Chacrana]

I like Hank's avatar like linkpwns likes a baseball bat up his ass.

A LOT

 

[Chacrana]

man... LINKPWNS

 

[Chacrana]

I like Layer Section.

I hate linkpwns.

 

[hankmecrankme]

[quote name='Chacrana']I like Hank's avatar like linkpwns likes a baseball bat up his ass.

A LOT[/QUOTE]

^__^

Also gross.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkxvxV-S4wM

The Mana Knight

"turns on the TMK signal"

 

[ihadFG]

Joel needs to get on Skype like linkpwns needs to get on The Jersey Shore

 

[distgfx]

Linkpwns can be directly compared to KFC, because they're both shit.

 

[hankmecrankme]

[quote name='ihadFG']Joel needs to get on Skype like linkpwns needs to get on The Jersey Shore[/QUOTE]

IRL, linkpwns looks a lot like Snooki.

 

[Chacrana]

[quote name='hankmecrankme']IRL, linkpwns looks a lot like Snooki.[/QUOTE]

Who looks like a lump of linkpwns shit.

 

[ihadFG]

linkpwns is the China Warrior

 

[Chacrana]

I played basketball with linkpwns. He tripped on his shoelaces.

 

[hankmecrankme]

And now for something gaming related.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fh_V8qRY9BI

 

[Chacrana]

linkpwns can't afford any of that, and shouldn't be allowed to.

 

[ihadFG]

How many linkpwns does it take to change a lightbulb?

Spoiler

It's a trick question. Linkpwns likes it to be dark so he can''t see his ugly self in the mirror.

 

[ihadFG]

linkpwns enjoyed The Room

Spoiler

as a drama

 

[Chacrana]

That's good.

Unlike linkpwns in bed.

 

[Chacrana]

That joke was funny.

Like linkpwns in bed.

 

[Chacrana]

I fell asleep after reading a linkpwns post.

I had a dream he was dead.

I woke up. My world is now a nightmare

 

[distgfx]

There are as many posts ripping on linkpwns as there are of his felonies.

 

[Chacrana]

for crimes of passion with dogs.

 

[hankmecrankme]

linkpwns? More like linkPWNT.

 

[ihadFG]

[quote name='Chacrana']for crimes of passion with dogs.[/QUOTE]

And that's only counting the ones where he got caught in the act.

 

[Chacrana]

69 posts.

69 times linkpwns 69ed his 69 year old grandma.

She had 'em young cuz she's a trollop

 

[ihadFG]

[quote name='hankmecrankme']linkpwns? More like linkPWNT.[/QUOTE]

linkpwns? More like linkPOOP

 

[distgfx]

[quote name='ihadFG']And that's only counting the ones where he got caught in the act.[/QUOTE]

In a single county.

 

[Chacrana]

linkpwns!

 

[Chacrana]

hmmm.... I want to throw linkpwns into a fire, let him burn, put him out before he dies, then dump liquid nitrogen on him.

 

[Chacrana]

shmups are rough games.

linkpwns is rough until you split him wide enough.

Oh wait, it's already a cavern down there.

 

[seanr1221]

At Kmart in a couple weeks, if you spend 120.00 you get a 60 gaming coupon. You can buy xbox points so...

You'd be spending $120.00 for 14,400 points.

You divide 14,400 by 120 and you get 120.

Then divide whatever you're buying by 120 to see what you're actually spending.

400 pt game = $3.33

800 pt game = $6.66

1200 pt game = $10.00

Basically, you'd be getting a DotW on whatever you want.

 

[Chacrana]

linkpwns can't afford any of that.

 

[ihadFG]

linkpwns pleasures homeless people for money

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by which I mean HE pays THEM

 

[distgfx]

[quote name='Chacrana']linkpwns can't afford any of that.[/QUOTE]

Can he really afford anything other than his own mom?

 

[Chacrana]

DO YOU KNOW THAT FOR A FACT.

yes. He pleasured me last week. I just called myself homeless to insult linkpwns, because I hate him so much.

 

[Chacrana]

I'm on linkpwns' speed dial as "SUPERIOR"

 

[Chacrana]

linkpwns missed the boat.

 

[ihadFG]

[quote name='Chacrana']I'm on linkpwns' speed dial as "SUPERIOR"[/QUOTE]

But linkpwns can't afford a phone.

 

[Chacrana]

[quote name='ihadFG']But linkpwns can't afford a phone.[/QUOTE]

linkpwns can't afford cardboard to make a sign begging for money to buy a phone.

 

[Chacrana]

you are so lame, linkpwns. I hope you don't come back.

 

[Chacrana]

linkpwns is intensely lame.g

 

[ihadFG]

[quote name='Chacrana']linkpwns can't afford cardboard to make a sign begging for money to buy a phone.[/QUOTE]

He also can't speak a single language in order to convey that he needs money. He was raised by gophers.

 

[Chacrana]

[quote name='ihadFG']He also can't speak a single language in order to convey that he needs money. He was raised by gophers.[/QUOTE]

His mom's beaver was more like a possum.

 

[Chacrana]

linkpwns went to see that Rio movie. They turned him away because he sucks.

 

[Chacrana]

if i was linkpwns parents, I'd send him down a river that I know ends in detroit.

Then I'd kill myself.

 

[Chacrana]

linkpwns may not post new threads.

 

[ihadFG]

[quote name='Chacrana']if i was linkpwns parents, I'd send him down a river that I know ends in detroit.

Then I'd kill myself.[/QUOTE]

If I was linkpwns parents I'd have an abortion.

 

[Chacrana]

if I was linkpwns I'd abort my parents.

 

[distgfx]

It was linkpwns idea to have Ninja Theory make DmC.

 

[Chacrana]

i hate linkpwns for that.

 

[ihadFG]

[quote name='distgfx']It was linkpwns idea to have Ninja Theory make DmC.[/QUOTE]

No it was his idea to have Treyarch make it. Even CAPCOM thought he was stupid.

 

[Chacrana]

gross!

I just saw linkpwns.

 

[ihadFG]

linkpwns is a worse runner than QWOP