GGT 148 is now too mainstream for some. . .

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There are some people decked out like complete boner-biters and general queers today. There's also a very husky kid milling about, as though looking for some sort of cause to rally behind other than being a spade.
 
Hmm... there's an old guy (well, probably in his 50s) walking around with a very Hitler-like mustache. I don't think he's coming out of the closet today. I think he's checking under the floorboards for concealed Jews and Gypsies.
 
I can't help but question why trannies seem to think they can masquerade as the other gender. Like, I just envision if you were to take a trick home to mom...

"Hey mom, this is my girlfriend, Johna.... ERRR I MEAN Joanna. I know you were hoping for grandkids, but uh... well, she has a... redacted penis and no uterus, so I wouldn't count on it."
 
[quote name='Chacrana']Like, I just envision if you were to take a trick home to mom...

"Hey mom, this is my girlfriend, Johna.... ERRR I MEAN Joanna. I know you were hoping for grandkids, but uh... well, she has a... redacted penis and no uterus, so I wouldn't count on it."[/QUOTE]

Depends how close minded your parents are, there are plenty who would understand or accept that. And adoption is always an option if a couple (irrelevant of the genders involved) chooses to raise children but can't have them.
 
[quote name='icebeast']Depends how close minded your parents are, there are plenty who would understand or accept that. And adoption is always an option if a couple (irrelevant of the genders involved) chooses to raise children but can't have them.[/QUOTE]

Lol, icebeast, I'm just spouting hate speech for the hell of it. Don't take this shit seriously, breh.

Back to that:

Some people say adopting a kid is a solution. I say I'm not raising a kid if I don't know where that bastard came from. For all I know, he could grow up to be gay like "mommy."
 
[quote name='CaptainJoel']I think I'd rather adopt than have a real kid. I don't know why, I just don't feel like having one of my own.[/QUOTE]
I don't think the world needs any more Captain Joels. So I support your stance.
 
[quote name='icebeast']Depends how close minded your parents are, there are plenty who would understand or accept that. And adoption is always an option if a couple (irrelevant of the genders involved) chooses to raise children but can't have them.[/QUOTE]
Do you plan on adopting? I think a black as night African baby would suit you right. Plus there's that chance of him making it in the NBA. :bouncy:
 
[quote name='hankmecrankme']Do you plan on adopting? I think a black as night African baby would suit you right. Plus there's that chance of him making it in the NBA. :bouncy:[/QUOTE]

Do you know how many blacks are in the NBA? Fewer than there are committing crimes at this very moment.

And there are hundreds in the NBA.
 
I wouldn't want to adopt a black kid. Even if he was 8 months old and I took him to the grocery store I'd feel like I'd be in danger of being mugged.
 
[quote name='panzerfaust']I wouldn't want to adopt a black kid. Even if he was 8 months old and I took him to the grocery store I'd feel like I'd be in danger of being mugged.[/QUOTE]

The upside is that you don't have to watch your kid out of fear of them being kidnapped -- black youths are undesirable.
 
[quote name='panzerfaust']But at the end of the day the kid is still black[/QUOTE]

I'm just saying -- it's property nobody will steal.
 
[quote name='panzerfaust']I wouldn't want to adopt a black kid. Even if he was 8 months old and I took him to the grocery store I'd feel like I'd be in danger of being mugged.[/QUOTE]

Well, if you have a black kid, then all anyone would get from mugging you is food stamps.
 
When I was 8, my dad sodomized me with a pack of cigs and told me Son, if you ever bring home a black woman I will rape the fuck out of her, then spend over a decade producing a mediocre video game in which I will make a joke about it.
 
[quote name='panzerfaust']But at the end of the day the kid is still black[/QUOTE]
Even if you make them roll in white paint.

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The opening in Off The Record had an insane amount of slowdown. I don't think I've played a game this gen that had slowdown as bad as this was.
 
[quote name='hankmecrankme']Well, if you have a black kid, then all anyone would get from mugging you is food stamps.[/QUOTE]

I hear those buy some pretty bomb food

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If I adopt an asian kid how do I get the kind that pour their soul into their GPA and not their 92' hatchback civic?
 
[quote name='Jesus_S_Preston']When I was 8, my dad sodomized me with a pack of cigs and told me Son, if you ever bring home a black woman I will rape the fuck out of her, then spend over a decade producing a mediocre video game in which I will make a joke about it.[/QUOTE]
You can always bet on Duke.
 
[quote name='panzerfaust']
If I adopt an asian kid how do I get the kind that pour their soul into their GPA and not their 92' hatchback civic?[/QUOTE]
Never get a Korean.
 
Interesting questions as well. Will a Korean still kick my ass in brood war if I never introduce it to him in childhood?

Will he just know how to set up a contain on my natural with siege tanks and when to expect my all-in mutalisk harass? These are questions psychologists needs to answer.
 
In my experience with Koreans, they usually excel in StarCraft due to their want to know everything about it. I have met a few that are good at it right out of the box, though.
 
How many asians do you see winning fighting game tourneys? How many white boys do you see winning fighting game tourneys? Exactly.

Whitey is free in everything.
 
Being born white is a handicap.

If I were black, I'd probably have some hoodrats on my dick and a wallet full of drug money/welfare money.

Instead I'm posting on CAG while eating cold pizza.
 
[quote name='icebeast']"You don't think you should be punished for all of this?"

"Just a little bit, no video games for a whole week... end."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcqOgnQyXp4[/QUOTE]

I love the fact that I recognize the location where that niglet was driving. My 'rents have a house down there (in the nice part of town where negroids aren't allowed) and yeah. I have driven along Latarian Milton's path of vengeance.
 
[quote name='hankmecrankme']Actually, that was you about 8 years ago. Admit it!! You are Latarian Milton!![/QUOTE]

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[quote name='panzerfaust']What jacket is everyone wearing this winter? I needz to buy one for the DeKalb ice age.[/QUOTE]


I just got a motorcycle jacket. those always do hood rat things.
 
Wow, so in OTR
Chuck
is one of the psychopaths you have to kill.

Also, doesn't give you shit for beating all the other games, but you do get Chuck's Ijiek jacket for Frank.
 
[quote name='RelentlessRolento']I just got a motorcycle jacket. those always do hood rat things.[/QUOTE]

I have a few jackets, but the newest is also a motorcycle jacket. It's sweeeeet.
 
[quote name='corrosivefrost']That's retraded.[/QUOTE]

It's been traded at least twice?

Anyway, a sand $$$$er from Iran tried to blow up a sand $$$$er from Saudi Arabia today, using an assassin from a spic cartel.

Crazy shit, yo.
 
[quote name='CaptainJoel']Wow, so in OTR
Chuck
is one of the psychopaths you have to kill.

Also, doesn't give you shit for beating all the other games, but you do get Chuck's Ijiek jacket for Frank.[/QUOTE]

So which game is canon, this one or the old one?
 
[quote name='MSUHitman']So which game is canon, this one or the old one?[/QUOTE]
As it stands right now vanilla DR2 is canon.

It's weird, but while I'm happy to see Frank back, I am not liking this one as much as the other Dead Rising games... It feels like something big is missing so far and I can't put my finger on what it is.

Edit: You may be right, Uraizen... I kind of feel like they created this game just to find out if Inafune was wrong when he decided to make Chuck the protagonist in 2 and if this sells more (which I doubt it will) then I'm sure it will become the new canon.
 
[quote name='CaptainJoel']I think I'd rather adopt than have a real kid. I don't know why, I just don't feel like having one of my own.[/QUOTE]

I'd be worried that I wouldn't love him/her as much as if I created it and my significant other gave birth. :\

[quote name='CaptainJoel']As it stands right now vanilla DR2 is canon.

It's weird, but while I'm happy to see Frank back, I am not liking this one as much as the other Dead Rising games... It feels like something big is missing so far and I can't put my finger on what it is.[/QUOTE]

The time limit?
 
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[quote name='corrosivefrost']The time limit?[/QUOTE]
Nope, time limit is still there since Frank has to take Zombrex. I haven't tried out the sandbox mode yet, but I'm going to have to use it to boost my level for the regular game since I wasn't able to import anything.
 
[quote name='Chacrana']I have a few jackets, but the newest is also a motorcycle jacket. It's sweeeeet.[/QUOTE]

WHat size are you? I got a Small and I feel like I'm suppose to waer something under the damn jacket since it feels just barely a little large... other than that it is boss.


also, fuck you guys. Just came from Taco Bell... volcano... gahh... :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:
 
[quote name='RelentlessRolento']WHat size are you? I got a Small and I feel like I'm suppose to waer something under the damn jacket since it feels just barely a little large... other than that it is boss.


also, fuck you guys. Just came from Taco Bell... volcano... gahh... :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:[/QUOTE]

I wear dat large.
 
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