[quote name='whoknows']I guess when my date for prom told me no she really meant it.
Because she wasn't there when I went to pick her up so I had to go all alone.

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Ahh the good old days. I went to prom alone, because my date decided to back out and go with someone else. Being the idiot that I was, I still decided to go since I paid my portion of the limo. Best part was she was there with the other guy for the limo ride. Being the don't give a

kind of guy that I am, I went back to my car, pounded a 1/3 of the vodka I brought and hopped in the limo.
Talk about the lamest limo ride. No one drank, the music sucked and the rest of the couples weren't even making out (there were some solo girls too). Once we got to the venue, I just found some buds that got ditched or ditched their dates and proceeded to drink from the flask I brought (Note: I was such a good kid that I was never questioned about being drunk, though every school function I went to I was always under the influence).
That ex-date chick thought it was her duty to make me feel better by trying to get me to take a picture with her. I replied with "So you can keep track of all the men you've screwed?"
Best part? I left with some guys and went to a strip club (I was only 17! hah!) and got to see tits, lots of them and an expensive jerk in the back room. If you are dateless to prom, go to a strip club in your tux. Strippers think you have money/feel sorry for you. Plus you aren't wearing jeans, strippers hate jeans as much as they hate acknowledging that they have daddy issues.
I didn't talk to her again until about a few months ago at a bar. She is still

ing hot (god damn you slut, why are you hotter five years later?), might have a sweet outside, but she is still a slut at heart. It doesn't help that all my friends wish they boned her in high school and still want to.