GGT 177 can't wait for the crash of the gaming industry

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[quote name='hankmecrankme']They'd better.

I want Red Faction Guerrilla levels of destruction.[/QUOTE]
That and chrysalids are two things that I really want to see.

I turned Moscow into a fucking crater just to make sure those things were dead.
 
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[quote name='The Crotch']That and chrysalids are two things that I really want to see.

I turned Moscow into a fucking crater just to make sure those things were dead.[/QUOTE]

Bingo. This, please.

I leveled so much shit. Collateral damage was off the charts.
 
Despite the teeth, they actually have no melee attack in Baldur's Gate.

The right shield and the right cloak lets a character fight an infinitely large number of them with absolute impunity.
 
[quote name='hankmecrankme']How will you use this knowledge to fight the French Canadians when they secede from the Canadian union?[/QUOTE]
Don't you worry about that. Saskatchewan-born though I may be, I've got enough ties to the home province to deal with whatever troubles may lie ahead for Quebec.

And we're a dominion, not a union.
 
Poutine is the most glorious morning-after-a-night-of-mud-and-regret food ever. Even better than perogies. While the prospect of going back to work in just over a month terrifies me on both a physical and an existential level, it's worth it for the post-party-night company breakfasts alone.
 
[quote name='hankmecrankme']I've got all of Neverwinter Nights Diamond staring me in the face.

Not playing it.[/QUOTE]
That's for the best, trust me.
 
Hmm, The Darkness II is only $12.49 on PC, and it looks like my laptop meets the minimum requirements. I might buy it, but I'm still not sure how well I can run it.
 
[quote name='ihadFG']Hmm, The Darkness II is only $12.49 on PC, and it looks like my laptop meets the minimum requirements. I might buy it, but I'm still not sure how well I can run it.[/QUOTE]
It's pretty barebones, not much you can tweak. SO possibly?

Go get the demo off of Steam.
 
[quote name='hankmecrankme']Indeed it is. I played about 2 hours worth.

Still better than Jade Empire though.[/QUOTE]
Jade Empire at least looks interesting.
 
[quote name='hankmecrankme']It's pretty barebones, not much you can tweak. SO possibly?

Go get the demo off of Steam.[/QUOTE]

Didn't realize there was a Steam demo. Thanks for the tip, I'll give it a try.
 
[quote name='The Crotch']Jade Empire at least looks interesting.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, that's how they snookered me in on that pile of shit.

fuck that game.

[quote name='distgfx']Jesus has spoken.[/QUOTE]
Yes, and you must obey my commandment.

Thou shalt stay away from whores.

[quote name='ihadFG']Thanks for the tip, I'll give it a try.[/QUOTE]
Tee hee.
 
Question for dmaul or anyone else who read those books: Does Drizzt have a pet panther? Or a friend who transforms in to a panther?

'Cause there's a dead panther here.
 
Yeah, he has a statue that summons panther from another dimension. It can only stay in his world so long before having to go back, gets teleported back if it takes to much damage etc.
 
Well.

Maybe its corpse will teleport back later or something.

fucking extraplanar panther.

EDIT: To clarify, I didn't do it. Me and Drizzt were broing when a bunch of vampires showed up.
 
[quote name='The Crotch']I have a statue that summons spiders.

And another one that summons green ghost-dogs.

Boo really likes the green ghost-dog statue.[/QUOTE]

I'm really not surprised.
 
Second question for Blue and dmaul: Artemis Entreri. If he dies, does he, like... come back to life later on?

Because he's dead now, too.
 
[quote name='Jesus_S_Preston']No one ever snorted anything off of anyone's dick

No dick was ever involved

You guys just made that up[/QUOTE]

Bogs pls.
 
[quote name='Jesus_S_Preston']No one ever snorted anything off of anyone's dick

No dick was ever involved

You guys just made that up[/QUOTE]

So...she's still coke head?
 
[quote name='The Crotch']Second question for Blue and dmaul: Artemis Entreri. If he dies, does he, like... come back to life later on?

Because he's dead now, too.[/QUOTE]

He's just a regular dude. So one would assume no, he does not come back. Stranger things have happened.
 
[quote name='The Crotch']If I ever got obscenely rich - I mean gluttonously, sinfully rich - I'm going to hire the guy who did the Carrier voice in Starcraft 2 to follow me around.

Any time I walk through a door, he will announce, "CARRIER HAS ARRIVED." Any time I leave a room it will be, "VICTORY AWAITS."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ev90aL9FFKQ[/QUOTE]

Does he say "Carrier Has Arrived" cuz you have some type of STD?

And doe she say "Victory Awaits" because you're about to go conquer some vaginas?
 
[quote name='Indignate']Does he say "Carrier Has Arrived" cuz you have some type of STD?

And doe she say "Victory Awaits" because you're about to go conquer some vaginas?[/QUOTE]
Nah, it's nothing like that. My body is actually a mobile factory used for the construction and repair of tiny unmanned aerial drones that protect me like wasps guarding their nest.

I'm not very microable, though.
 
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