[quote name='Maklershed']^ About tracking Shane Bettenhausen but not telling him?[/QUOTE]Not so much that part, but him shitting all over Shane. Especially that one absurd story about him going to eat KFC at the colonel's house and being served by his wife.
[quote name='Moxio']Every time I poop, I make sure to specifically put it in a large, see-through glass jar, and I chuck it at dcfox's windshield while he drives. [/quote]
I don't drive.
Every time I excrete dung, I make sure to bag it up in a Safeway brand plastic bag (double-reinforced!), and I carefully swing it in a circular motion, and use the momentum to sling it several meters right unto dcfox's visage.
[quote name='Moxio']Every time I excrete dung, I make sure to bag it up in a Safeway brand plastic bag (double-reinforced!), and I carefully swing it in a circular motion, and use the momentum to sling it several meters right unto dcfox's visage. [/quote]