Give me dem nice shoes, you bitch-ass OTT

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[quote name='PlumeNoir']You know, my next door neighbor (cute girl, about 25, big boobs, raven black hair) and I were talking a few weeks back, and she said she went to the bar and jello-wrestled for the first time, and it was a life-changing experience.

I have been pondering that for some time. She's like the kid sister I never had (When I was in my teens and she was like 8, I'd sit on my porch and she'd come over and watch me draw), so I didn't press on that revelation. But I have wondered what exactly she meant by what she said...[/QUOTE]

Maybe she finally found out here favorite flavor of jello.
 
[quote name='PlumeNoir']From the TMI department:

If a doctor is going to give you a script for anti-biotics, and a pharmacy is going to fill them, could someone PLEASE mention that it is going to turn your piss dark orange? And that it could permanently stain your contact lens?

Nothing is scarier than looking down and seeing what looks like liquid jello.

You may resume the OTT...[/quote]

erythromycin?
 
[quote name='Eviltude']I talked to the lead singer of The Pietasters once after a show and somehow the subject of his shoes came up. He said he was on the set of a porno once and they have a shot in the dvd where you can see his shoes in it, but nothing else. Apparently he was just standing on the side of the set drinking and they got his shoes in one of the shots but left it in there and sent him a copy :lol:.[/quote]

wow it's been a long time since i've seen the pietasters. or skamatics. or perfect thyroid. :cry:
 
[quote name='Chika']erythromycin?[/quote]

I figured this was a Chika-topic. ;)

Rifampin.

I got bit by a spider on Tuesday. By Thursday, it swelled to the size of silver dollar and was quite painful. (It's just under my left pec, but not quite on my side - about two inches SE of my left nipple. But it's right on all the muscles, so moving my arm or chest causes pain.)

Given Jugger's bout with MRSA a few months back, I went in and they lanced a sample out and gave me some anti-biotics. They didn't seem too concerned though. It's going down, thankfully...
 
[quote name='Brak']I hate it when I fall asleep while watching an eBay auction...[/quote]

...would a snipe be considered a "twist ending"...?
 
[quote name='PlumeNoir']I figured this was a Chika-topic. ;)

Rifampin.

I got bit by a spider on Tuesday. By Thursday, it swelled to the size of silver dollar and was quite painful. (It's just under my left pec, but not quite on my side - about two inches SE of my left nipple. But it's right on all the muscles, so moving my arm or chest causes pain.)

Given Jugger's bout with MRSA a few months back, I went in and they lanced a sample out and gave me some anti-biotics. They didn't seem too concerned though. It's going down, thankfully...[/quote]

i might ask the doctor about taking some benadryl. it could help reduce the swelling and lessen the discomfort.

rifampin is the name brand of the rifamycin drug group. most antibiotics that end in "mycin" have side effects such as turning body fluids orange. it can even turn your teeth, fingernails and eyeballs slightly orange if you take it for an extended period of time.
 
Nappien activates your brains napping centers and attacks your body's awake-a-gens and unlike Sleepia it wont cause foot fattening or elbow stink.
 
[quote name='mr ryles']I am disappointed by the outcome of google image searching "sugartits"[/QUOTE]

and for some reason there are a bunch of pictures of mel gibson.
 
[quote name='mr ryles']I am disappointed by the outcome of google image searching "sugartits"[/quote]
did you turn safe search off? cuz i just google image searched sugar tits and i can't say i was disappointed. apparently my avatar also comes in chocolate sugar tit variety.

or, the diet variety...

sugar.jpg
 
[quote name='Chika']did you turn safe search off? cuz i just google image searched sugar tits and i can't say i was disappointed. apparently my avatar also comes in chocolate sugar tit variety.

or, the diet variety...

sugar.jpg
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just found out the space is what makes the difference.
 
[quote name='Chika']i might ask the doctor about taking some benadryl. it could help reduce the swelling and lessen the discomfort.

rifampin is the name brand of the rifamycin drug group. most antibiotics that end in "mycin" have side effects such as turning body fluids orange. it can even turn your teeth, fingernails and eyeballs slightly orange if you take it for an extended period of time.[/quote]

Yeah, I was like "WTF???" and started worrying. Pixie told me it was the anti-biotics, so I checked the bottle and it listed the discoloration and a google search reveled I wasn't the only one this scared the, well, piss out of.
 
[quote name='Chika']wow it's been a long time since i've seen the pietasters. or skamatics. or perfect thyroid. :cry:[/QUOTE]
They are coming back sometime in the fall I think. I haven't seem them in a while but last time I did we went to a hotel and hung out with a couple of them for a bit and the bass player ended up "messing around" with someone I went with. Oddly enough, she didn't do anything with him. According to her he said "Could you just watch me jerk off?" :rofl:.
 
[quote name='PlumeNoir']Like the real thing, I bet you can't eat just one...[/quote]

lmao :rofl:once you pop you can't stop?
 
[quote name='PlumeNoir']Like the real thing, I bet you can't eat just one...[/QUOTE]

It's too bad there's normally only 2 though.
 
[quote name='mr ryles']It's too bad there's normally only 2 though.[/quote]

That's exactly why they come in pairs!

[quote name='Chika']
lmao :rofl:once you pop you can't stop?
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Actually, I think you can only do that once...

On that note, I think I'm going to find something to play. I have been in a mood to actually get past the first hour of MGS3...
 
I guess I (my campus legend self) shouldn't have had those leftovers. They tasted funny and gave me terrible nightmarish diarrhea and I lost some attribute points. :lol: :whistle2:( At least I rose from 4th string to The Ohio State Buckeye starting QB by Week 4.
 
[quote name='PlumeNoir']On that note, I think I'm going to find something to play. I have been in a mood to actually get past the first hour of MGS3...[/QUOTE]
If you have Subsistence, play that. If you don't, get used to using your binoculars, first person view, the right analog stick and the AP sensor.

Its a great game, just really shitty views.
 
Jugger's playing Kid Chamelon on the Wii which is on the same TV as my PS2.

I used to have MGS3:S, but lost it when my house was broken into. I saw it used at Blockbuster, and when I got it home, it was the plain MGS3, even though it was in the MGS3:S box (same thing happened with MGS2:S). I never went back and bitched.

So, I'll mess around with the pics on my camera phone instead...




 
[quote name='PlumeNoir']Jugger's playing Kid Chamelon on the Wii which is on the same TV as my PS2.

I used to have MGS3:S, but lost it when my house was broken into. I saw it used at Blockbuster, and when I got it home, it was the plain MGS3, even though it was in the MGS3:S box (same thing happened with MGS2:S). I never went back and bitched.

So, I'll mess around with the pics on my camera phone instead...




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some of the best cat pics I have seen in awhile. :applause:
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']:rofl: That pepsi guy sure is an idiot.[/QUOTE]My question is why he hasn't been IP banned for all these new accounts he's making.
What did he do to get banned in the first place?
 
[quote name='Liquid 2']My question is why he hasn't been IP banned for all these new accounts he's making.
What did he do to get banned in the first place?[/QUOTE]

I'd imagine an IP ban is in place now after this.
 
[quote name='Liquid 2']My question is why he hasn't been IP banned for all these new accounts he's making.
What did he do to get banned in the first place?[/quote]
I can't remember, but it's been worth it in just sheer entertainment.

Since the first banning, he's done plenty enough to stay banned. Creating new names, harassing CAGs outside of the site, and faking trade feedback (that may have been why he was banned in the first place, maybe not). I don't know why he hasn't been IP banned yet, unless he's smart enough to get around them, which may be thinking too highly of him.
 
[quote name='tiredfornow']I'm pizza'ing.[/quote]

The wife was supposed to pick up a pizza on the way home and forgot. I looked at her and told her she "fails at life."

Then, I realized I have been on CAG too long today.
 
I'm making a frozen pizza.

I've got alot of shit to do in class tomorrow, but hopefully it will be quick. Turn in paper, Test, pick new classes, quiz.
 
[quote name='PlumeNoir']The wife was supposed to pick up a pizza on the way home and forgot. I looked at her and told her she "fails at life."

Then, I realized I have been on CAG too long today.[/quote]

:lol: Next thing ya know, your little ones going to be telling her that.
 
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