Hell's Kitchen Season 6 - Fin

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[quote name='Gothic Walrus']Is Tom Green still culturally relevant?[/QUOTE]

Between this and Celebrity Apprentice? Probably not.
 
[quote name='Gentlegamer']I hope they put poppie seeds all over his food.[/QUOTE]

And if the food doesn't taste good? The urban sombrero also works magnificently as a sick bag!
 
Ok, Lovely/Andy for today

Also, what the hell is with Sabrinas lips? The top of it looks like shes just gotten out of eating some major sausage constantly
 
[quote name='Microshock']Ok, Lovely/Andy for today[/QUOTE]

Not Andy - the Blue Team won, probably because they were down an arm and a foot and Ramsey took a little bit of pity.
 
[quote name='Gothic Walrus']Not Andy - the Blue Team won, probably because they were down an arm and a foot and Ramsey took a little bit of pity.[/QUOTE]

Yeah but there's been surprises where he just randomly takes some person out of the winning team and sends them home
 
[quote name='Microshock']Yeah but there's been surprises where he just randomly takes some person out of the winning team and sends them home[/QUOTE]

Oh, okay. I've seen a few episodes in the past because one of my friends is a fan and recorded it religiously, but other than that I'm new to the series.

Why call Suzanne? :whistle2:s

EDIT: Figured it out.
 
[quote name='Reimu']Lovely left so fast I missed it.[/QUOTE]

It was the only thing she did fast all season.
 
On the next episode of Hell's Kitchen:

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I don't know if Jim was playing it slow on purpose or what.
I'm sure he wants Andy out, but you wait for the idiot you want off to fuck up first and then sabotage your team.
And on the sausage, if Robert's part was so easy why didn't he switch off with Jim after he messed it up the first time? I almost think Robert was pumping it out too fast. Robert loves to be loud with others mistakes so he doesn't look like the one to put up on the block. He disgusted me last season and he disgusts me this season. It doesn't even have to do with his weight. He is just vile and rude; always bragging about wins and yelling about losses.
 
I think part of the show's concept is NERFed a little bit when most of the cooks are twice the venomous douche that Gordon Ramsey is.

EDIT: And I would have sent Robert home for sure. After upsetting the guests with his profanity-laced tirade, the only thing delaying me sending him home would be finding a torpedo tube wide enough to hold his fat ass.
 
Robert is like the toast of the town on the hell's kitchen boards on fox.com. Why do people find him funny?
Ug, one season was enough of his hateful words. He is sexist, which I guess the show pretty much puffs up by having boys vs girls. He is arrogant. He has a horrible temper. He is a sore loser. He can't take the heat. Get him out of the kitchen!

Are all the guys on steroids and just losing it? I mean even the sous chef was losing his cool. Robert's breaking brooms, getting in Andy's face... Van is always like raging... no wonder Jim looks slow and calm in comparison.
 
If the blue team lost, it would've been Andy and Robert, with Andy going home. The presenting raw chicken for the final dish was pretty bad.
 
I liked Robert last season but this season he's coming off as a prick, especially hyping up the fact that he "almost died for this" last season. The guy is fucking 500 pounds, I don't think Hell's Kitchen was the main contributing factor in his heart disease.
 
Died for, meaning he almost died to be on the show, vs died because of, meaning the show almost caused him to die.

Just my view on it.
 
I can't stand that fast bastard, Robert. I can't stand Whoopi Goldberg's idiot doppelganger.

I do like Dave, Kevin, Sabrina and Ariel. This is a bad show for JimmieMac....
 
[quote name='moojuice']Died for, meaning he almost died to be on the show, vs died because of, meaning the show almost caused him to die.

Just my view on it.[/QUOTE]
Have you heard the way he talks? I really don't think he knows the difference, especially not when he was shitting bricks over their loss.
 
I agree Robert is annoying and has many faults, but I can also see why he became that way. He's probably had a shitty life and a lot of shit to deal with because of his weight.
 
I'm pretty sure it's possible for people to lose weight. I'm not saying it's easy, but if your life is so shitty because of it, lose some weight.
 
[quote name='lilboo']Watching the episode now.
Why does Tenille look and talk like Lil Jon?

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The resemblance is uncanny.. She's really annoying, I hope she goes soon.
 
[quote name='Azumangaman']I hate Robert. He's horrid.[/QUOTE]

But he has a tremendous rack.

Anyway, good call on the Lil Jon thing.
 
Narrator should have said "When you're in LA you never know what washed up celebrities desperate for any TV coverage will show up" Cut to Tom Green and a whole bunch of other "celebrities" I've never heard of.

I loved the part where Tom Green is sitting there with his escort service girl and she's shrinking in her seat not wanting to be seen with him. "So baby we going to the ballet after this?" Poor Tom Green. And then it occurred to me that he reminds me of Chris Grant of joystiq fame. Photoshop opportunity for the JPAG.

Jimbo Slice really fucked it up this episode. He's having trouble keeping up with the morbidly obese and the crippled. BURN JIMMIE, BURN IN HELL!!!!!
...but I'm glad he didn't get cut.

I've been waiting for Lovely to get cut. I find her by far the most annoying. She seems really lazy, but maybe that's just the way it got cut. She'd probably do much better on the following show "More to Love".
 
Van really annoys the shit out of me.

:rofl: "We've got Dave and his wrists, Kevin and his ankles, and Robert with his morbid obesity. We've got lots of things going against us." :rofl:
 
[quote name='mykevermin']Are you for fucking real?[/QUOTE]

What, you don't see it? Or lemme guess.. comparing a black person to another black person is racist too? :(


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And why does everyone hang on Jim's every quote? Out of all of them on the show, I like him too..but man. Not everything he says is that funny.
 
What? Jim is by far the funniest guy on the show. Everyone else is either very serious or just dumb as hell. Not that that doesn't make anyone else likeable.
 
[quote name='lilboo']And why does everyone hang on Jim's every quote? Out of all of them on the show, I like him too..but man. Not everything he says is that funny.[/QUOTE]
Agreed, and it cheapens it when he says stuff that is actually funny. People get excited over a weak line like the Yahtzee thing just because "OMG I KNOW THAT GUY ON TV," even though they don't fucking know him.

Now, the "hair off your upper lip" thing? That's some gold right there.

He's the funniest guy on the show...which isn't saying much because no one else on the show is funny at all. Although Robert's massive bosoms flailing about as he goes on a rampage is kind of funny, I guess.
 
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"We've got Dave and his wrists, Kevin and his ankles, and Robert with his morbid obesity. We've got lots of things going against us." [/QUOTE]

Jim actually "We've got lots of things weighing against us."
 
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