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[quote name='Brak']I hope I get selected for the Halo 3 beta.[/QUOTE]What if you don't?
 
[quote name='jmcc']What if you don't?[/QUOTE]
The same if I don't win the lottery.

I'll fucking kill myself.
 
[quote name='Brak']The same if I don't win the lottery.

I'll fucking kill myself.
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Damn, I hope you get in :lol:
 
[quote name='Hex']Oh snap. :lol:

At least he isn't pussywhipped taking down his posters and pron thanks to a woman. ;) :lol:[/QUOTE] Hey, it's not like she said anything. I just don't have much use for them anymore. :lol:
 
[quote name='Brak']The same if I don't win the lottery.

I'll fucking kill myself.
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I'd better see you perched on a 10' tall bridge about to jump onto the low-traffic street below. :D
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Hey, it's not like she said anything. I just don't have much use for them anymore. :lol:[/QUOTE]
You know you still got your secret stash ;)
 
[quote name='6669']You know you still got your secret stash ;)[/QUOTE] Well you always have to prepare for emergencies. ;)

It's just much, much smaller than before. :lol:
 
[quote name='Admiral Ackbar']Friggin' Eagles D collapsing in the last two minutes of halves.[/QUOTE]

Heroes was more exciting and it was the worst Ep. to date.
 
[quote name='Sleepkyng']are you still holding out for the eagles?[/QUOTE]

Well, I was hoping they could get a couple more wins before they play the Giants and Dallas.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Well you always have to prepare for emergencies. ;)

It's just much, much smaller than before. :lol:[/QUOTE]
Held onto the kiddie porn, eh? :lol:
 
[quote name='jPoD']Heroes was more exciting and it was the worst Ep. to date.[/QUOTE]

Oh come on. Heroes is the suckiest suck that ever sucked. For the love of me I can't figure out why people like it other than the fact it has any form of "hero." They like it for the genre, not the show itself.
 
[quote name='Brak']The same if I don't win the lottery.

I'll fucking kill myself.
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What if you won the lottery and got in the beta?
 
[quote name='Hex']I'd better see you perched on a 10' tall bridge about to jump onto the low-traffic street below. :D[/QUOTE]
Humpty Dumpty style.
 
[quote name='dcfox']What if you won the lottery and got in the beta?[/QUOTE]
If I won the lottery (and I don't play the lottery), I'd do all kinds of stuff.

I'd probably make a film, or something.

Wouldn't need to worry about the Halo 3 beta if I were a millionaire, really.
 
[quote name='Brak']Humpty Dumpty style.[/QUOTE]
Just dont shoot yourself
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:lol:
 
[quote name='Admiral Ackbar']Oh come on. Heroes is the suckiest suck that ever sucked. For the love of me I can't figure out why people like it other than the fact it has any form of "hero." They like it for the genre, not the show itself.[/quote]

I liked the general idea for the show much better when it was called "X-Men."
 
[quote name='Brak']Humpty Dumpty style.[/quote]

Sure. Hey, you still got that picture of the woman in your town who was trying to commit suicide off the 10' bridge last year?
 
[quote name='Admiral Ackbar']Well, I was hoping they could get a couple more wins before they play the Giants and Dallas.[/quote]

i just can't do it anymore, i can't root for a philadelphia team because i know they will let me down.
 
[quote name='6669']Just dont shoot yourself
bathfull.jpg

:lol:[/QUOTE]
If I die on the toilet it'll be from an overdose on drugs and peanut butter and banana sammiches.

Here's that picture, Tiph:

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[quote name='Brak']If I won the lottery (and I don't play the lottery), I'd do all kinds of stuff.

I'd probably make a film, or something.

Wouldn't need to worry about the Halo 3 beta if I were a millionaire, really.[/quote]
Millionaires still have to queue up in line for video game betas just like the rest of us. And a few million, let's say under $5 million, isn't that much after taxes and whether or not you choose a lump sum. Not sure what kind of movie you're going to make but you probably won't be left with much after that.
 
[quote name='Admiral Ackbar']Oh come on. Heroes is the suckiest suck that ever sucked. For the love of me I can't figure out why people like it other than the fact it has any form of "hero." They like it for the genre, not the show itself.[/QUOTE]

The show itself is pretty good but.......

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**drools**
 
[quote name='Brak']If I die on the toilet it'll be from an overdose on drugs and peanut butter and banana sammiches.

Here's that picture, Tiph:

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Thanks, nigga.
 
Winter is awesome. Nothing to do except sit around, eat and play video games. The best part is, noone says anything because it's 12 degrees outside. [lazy]...
 
[quote name='Eviltude']Winter is awesome. Nothing to do except sit around, eat and play video games. The best part is, noone says anything because it's 12 degrees outside. [lazy]...[/QUOTE]

No sledding? Sledding is amazing.
 
[quote name='Sleepkyng']5 million after taxes isn't a lot?

what crack are you smokin? delicious or crazy?[/QUOTE]

You'd only be able to afford cheap caviar for the dog my friend. It's no way to live.
 
[quote name='Sleepkyng']5 million after taxes isn't a lot?

what crack are you smokin? delicious or crazy?[/quote]
Crazy delicious.

But let's say you won $5 million. Taking lump sum and after taxes, let's you end up with half that. Throw in the cost of producing a movie, just how much do you think you'll have left?
 
Actually just the lump sum would be about half of the total, then you got taxes out of that. (Probably pretty high.) I'd bet you'd clear much less than $2 mill.

Isn't there a website somewhere that lets you put in a lottery win amount and tell you how much you'd get after taxes? If not this is a major shortcoming of the interwebs.
 
[quote name='wubb']Actually just the lump sum would be about half of the total, then you got taxes out of that. (Probably pretty high.) I'd bet you'd clear much less than $2 mill.

Isn't there a website somewhere that lets you put in a lottery win amount and tell you how much you'd get after taxes? If not this is a major shortcoming of the interwebs.[/quote]
http://www.ohiolottery.com/games/lotoplay/calculator.html ?

Plugged in 5 mil. The remaining amount is pathetic. I wouldn't even get out of the house to cash that worthless ticket.
 
[quote name='6669']I dont think 12 ft would kill her.[/QUOTE]
Nope.

She literally bellyflopped onto the pavement

It was a show, and she accidentally fell. :lol:

[quote name='Pancake Rabbit']No sledding? Sledding is amazing.[/QUOTE]

Shameless plug:

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9njAfNEcbY[/media]

I'm the one snowboarding.
 
Nice! I knew Al Gore's baby wouldn't let me down.

According to that the after tax value of a 5 mill jackpot (taking the lump sum) would be $ 1,7250,00

I thought that much income would put you in the 35% federal tax bracket though?
 
Saw most of Heroes tonight... couldn't help but be reminded of a certain Russian painting...

I think I'm going to dedicate myself to reading more books in '07.
 
[quote name='Scobie']Saw most of Heroes tonight... couldn't help but be reminded of a certain Russian painting...

I think I'm going to dedicate myself to reading more books in '07.[/QUOTE]
Heroes hurts my balls...
 
[quote name='wubb']Nice! I knew Al Gore's baby wouldn't let me down.

According to that the after tax value of a 5 mill jackpot (taking the lump sum) would be $ 1,7250,00

I thought that much income would put you in the 35% federal tax bracket though?[/quote]
All I know is Brak's dream is already over before it even began.
 
[quote name='Brak']Heroes hurts my balls...[/QUOTE]

Indeed... it's just not that clever. Welp, off to listen to some Jello Biafra and play some AC: WW.

Good luck, all, on the perpetual quest for 500!

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