How do you ask out a girl?

If he doesnt post back we will never know if she said yes to the pooper thing or not........the suspense is killing me
 
The Russian exchange student at my high-school asked me out to prom. One of her strong supporting arguments was that her best friend was going to prom with my best friend. I told her I was already going by myself. I didn't realize how much of a dick I sounded until I mentioned this to some of my lady friends, who pretty much all chewed me out. The exchange student and I didn't talk for the rest of the school year, which was ok, since I was a senior and I was soon outta there. She was semi-fugly IMO.
 
[quote name='cmart05']He discovered masturbation.[/QUOTE]


You can't discover masturbation, that's like "discovering" the sky is blue, water is wet, and Xbox 360s red ring.
 
[quote name='AceSXE']If he doesnt post back we will never know if she said yes to the pooper thing or not........the suspense is killing me[/QUOTE]
SAME HERE! Hey OP! Did yah stick it in her pooper yet?
 
Quick comment

There was this girl that was madly in love with me in high school. The dummy I was kept ignoring her.

Senior year summer I started thinking back and I was like "Oh shit....why in the world did I pass that up?!?!?" She had already moved away by the time I finally caught onto how much she wanted me.

I saw her on facebook like 6 months later and she blew the fuck up!!! I mean....from a slim, good body to a Big...BIG GIRL.

It killed me knowing I could have took it from her when she was still good looking. She's now engaged (or it says she is) and let's just say I wouldn't touch that with a 10 ft pole

The moral of my story? Ask the girl out before she leaves high school. Girls change dramitcally the moment they get their diploma. I just saw an extremely ugly girl working at a store when I went back home and it had me like "....hrm...give her just a few more years...."
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK']You can't discover masturbation, that's like "discovering" the sky is blue, water is wet, and Xbox 360s red ring.[/QUOTE]back in the day I thought I "discovered" it and that I was gonna get like crazy rich off of this amazing new idea.

also update plz OP
 
[quote name='strongpimphand']Quick comment

There was this girl that was madly in love with me in high school. The dummy I was kept ignoring her.

Senior year summer I started thinking back and I was like "Oh shit....why in the world did I pass that up?!?!?" She had already moved away by the time I finally caught onto how much she wanted me.

I saw her on facebook like 6 months later and she blew the fuck up!!! I mean....from a slim, good body to a Big...BIG GIRL.

It killed me knowing I could have took it from her when she was still good looking. She's now engaged (or it says she is) and let's just say I wouldn't touch that with a 10 ft pole

The moral of my story? Ask the girl out before she leaves high school. Girls change dramitcally the moment they get their diploma. I just saw an extremely ugly girl working at a store when I went back home and it had me like "....hrm...give her just a few more years...."[/QUOTE]

Sounds like the moral of the story is bang every decent looking chick who likes you or they will get fat and you wont wanna bang them anymore lol

OP are you a butthole surfer yet or what?
 
[quote name='AceSXE']Sounds like the moral of the story is bang every decent looking chick who likes you or they will get fat and you wont wanna bang them anymore lol

OP are you a butthole surfer yet or what?[/QUOTE]
Yea...I guess it does look like that....

See, thing is, I can't stand a crazy girl. Even remotely crazy. Scares the shit outta me. She had those ways in high school so I got terrified. Plus, she lived like down the street. And then all her cousins were big and corn fed.

So when I would see her alone...I'd get scared as fuck. I didn't want to take it (because I knew nobody probably did) and then have her blowing up my phone, knocking on my door, and all that other stuff
 
Not all women get fat and disgusting after high school, strongpimphand. :/[quote name='AceSXE']

OP are you a butthole surfer yet or what?[/QUOTE]Gross. People who cheer on butt sex have clearly never had butt sex before. Its not fun and its not pleasant unless the girl you're packing prepares before the anal smashing with cleansers and what not.
 
tiredfornow, asking if he did it does not qualify as cheering it on......it qualifies as asking if it happened.....and butthole surfer was just a term of endearment. For it to be cheering I would have had to say "Dude way to go, you butthole surfer you." And until he answers my question I can't cheer him on. So I wait.
 
[quote name='tiredfornow']Gross. People who cheer on butt sex have clearly never had butt sex before. Its not fun and its not pleasant unless the girl you're packing prepares before the anal smashing with cleansers and what not.[/QUOTE]

But, why would porn lie to me?
 
I don't know, fatherofcaitlyn, I don't watch porno. :whistle2:|[quote name='AceSXE']tiredfornow, asking if he did it does not qualify as cheering it on......it qualifies as asking if it happened.....and butthole surfer was just a term of endearment. For it to be cheering I would have had to say "Dude way to go, you butthole surfer you." And until he answers my question I can't cheer him on. So I wait.[/QUOTE]Yeah, you're right. Just weirded out that every thread about women seems to turn into excitement over butt sex.
[quote name='georox']You just need one line...

"I wanna stick it in yer pooper."

If it doesn't work, she wasn't the one for you.[/QUOTE]

[quote name='Xenomac']Found this on page 1. Best advice i've read so far. If she says "YES!" Then make sure you. :whee: :whee: :whee:
 
[quote name='tiredfornow']I don't know, fatherofcaitlyn, I don't watch porno. :whistle2:|Yeah, you're right. Just weirded out that every thread about women seems to turn into excitement over butt sex.
I know its a joke, but butt sex is no joke when it happens. It could be the end of your relationship or end of your life if the woman is crazy enough. :shock:
[/QUOTE]
I noticed your multiple quotes on that Xenomac guy. He semms like a moron. A moron whose into buttsex.
 
[quote name='Blackout']CAGs like anal sex way too much.[/QUOTE]
Forbidden fruit man. If you're going to dream about sex, you might as well go all the way.
 
[quote name='tinman_licks']The best way to ask a girl out is to go on a video games forum and ask strangers for advice.

Then you do a google search and ask the internet for help. Here's some to get you started.

http://www.xboxist.com/xbox-360/news/your-gamers-faq-v10-on-how-to-pickup-girls-009856.php
http://www.datingfast.com/dating/DatingCatMen.asp?CatID=9
http://www.advicefromasingledatingexpert.com/
http://www.topdatingtips.com/

You're welcome. Have fun at the dance.[/QUOTE]

You wouldn't go to a dating site to ask where to find the best deals on video games, so why come to a video game deals site asking for relationship advice?
 
[quote name='WiiShopChannels']So I wanted to ask out this girl to the dance this Friday, but IDK how to do it. I haven't talked to her since last year and personally, I think it seems weird just going up to her out of no where and asking her. Is there a certain way to do it?[/QUOTE]

I know this is late but you are saying you want to ask this girl out for a dance on Friday but haven't talk to her since last year. Your chances look very slim. Unless she likes you, you might have a chance. If you like a girl, you must always keep in contact with her. You don't have to smoother her but make sure she knows you're there and you're in to her. My last suggestion would be just as her out anyways. It will show her you're interested in her and makes you look like a man instead a little wiener boy.
 
[quote name='Nathan_Sama']Ive been rejected numerous times throughout my school career. (Kindergarten- Currently 11th grade)
I asked 9 girls to the prom, all said "they weren't going. It got to the point where a lesbian girl felt sorry for me and said she would go with me, only to cancel on the last day due to an ingrown toe nail. (needed surgery on prom night) :/
It got to the point now where when I do get rejected I just don't care anymore.

Oh and by the way the girls that said they weren't going, were there. >_>[/QUOTE]

That sucks. Your best bet was to take a freshmen. They have no standards yet, easy and just be glad to go out with a guy in a higher grade.
 
[quote name='tiredfornow']Not all women get fat and disgusting after high school, strongpimphand. :/Gross. People who cheer on butt sex have clearly never had butt sex before. Its not fun and its not pleasant unless the girl you're packing prepares before the anal smashing with cleansers and what not.[/QUOTE]

All you have to remember is wear a condom and don't start the act after Taco night.
 
to Vince Mcmahon, this is a video game site but this is the OTT the off topic topic, so the question or thread is in the right place. :whistle2:\
 
hey just tell her "Look I'm a MAN and you are a Woman and I have NEEDS!!! Please, Please.... And if you don't like the date you don't have to tell anyone." Oh and cry a little, it always helps to change their mind if they say no the first time.
 
it was already bumped at 1:23 and not by me

plus people continue to talk cuz we want to hear from the OP.

just ignore the thread if you dont want to add to the conversation
 
[quote name='billyrox']okay, i guess the OP pussied[/QUOTE]I told you that 5 days ago:

[quote name='Liquid 2']Spoiler alert: he never mustered up the courage to ask, and possibly killed himself.

Stop bumping this shitty thread.[/QUOTE]
 
or he asked and she laughed at him so he killed her in a rage and is now driving around with her body in his car....................but my money is on he never did it.
 
buttsecks_small.jpg

Buttsecks.jpg


and of course, most importantly...

b2.jpg


:D
 
Yeah, dude logs in everyday but avoids the thread. He pussied out, got rejected, or the date went so bad that he doesn't want to talk about it. Move on.
 
[quote name='Hydro2Oxide']I PM'd him FWIW, he's logged on something like every other day. Just barrage him with PM's.[/QUOTE]

:applause:nice, let us know if you hear a response, we might as well find a thread he has been posting in and ask him there
 
[quote name='tiredfornow']Yeah, dude logs in everyday but avoids the thread. He pussied out, got rejected, or the date went so bad that he doesn't want to talk about it. Move on.[/QUOTE]

99% it was one of the first two.
 
[quote name='HovaEscobar']I've learned that the worst possible thing to do when afraid of of a confrontation is to wait. The anxiety only gets worse over time and over thinking doesn't assure a better outcome. I suggest you just go for it.
[/QUOTE]
See what ya did, OP. You've waited so long to say that you failed and now you're an embarrassment.
 
[quote name='MorPhiend']Maybe he asked her and they hit it off so well that he no longer has time for things like videogames and videogame forums.[/QUOTE]


Yeah, and maybe the sky is really purple and unicorns roam north america with Naked leprechauns.

C'mon now. lol
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
bread's done
Back
Top