I would like to take this opportunity to announce my candidacy for the Presidency of Texas 8:24AM Apr 19th
If elected President of Texas, my first move would be the absolute obliteration of Dallas at the hands of Giant, Fighting Robots. Vote Bay. 2:12 PM Apr 19th
My second act as President of Texas would be digging a giant, sharkllgator (half shark, half alligator) filled moat around Austin. #votebay about 8 hours ago
My third act as President of Texas would be the full replenishment of our nation's Strategic Beef Jerky reserves. #votebay about 7 hours ago
My 4th act as President of Texas will be using the Waxahachie Super Collider to slam beef into bbq sauce at supersonic speed. DELICIOUS BOOM about 6 hours ago