I made the mistake earlier of leaving ME in the 360 instead of putting it back in the case. Juggers said he wanted to play Xbox, so I said it was okay, figuring he was going to play his Avatar game.
He came out five minutes later and said, "Um...there's a girl and she's dancing with her boobies."
Crap, and he said that right in front of his mother. I couldn't make it a week into the year without pulling a bad-dad event, it seems.