I ran into an awkward lady situation today at Little Caesars.

You know, I don't typically do this, but...

I wish I could get those 5 minutes of my life back! I thought you had a funny ass baby mama drama story to share with us. I read through the entire thing to be left with nothing. No drama. No excitement. Not even a cliff hanger ending. You need to change the title of this thread to "I didn't have the balls to talk to this broad at Little Caesars" because that sums up the entire story...

:thumbsdown:

EDIT: Sorry if I sound a bit agitated... Crappy coffee this morning...
 
OMG GUYS GUESS WHAT--

I saw this girl walking down the street. I looked at her and she was pretty. She glanced at me and then we passed each other. This happened like 50 times on the way to class today. Am I a pimp or what?
 
[quote name='r1s3n']Wait your tall?! This changes everything![/QUOTE]
I don't think of myself as tall, but I guess I am for a girl. 5'10. How's that?

It was funny a couple of months back a lady walked up to me in the grocery store and asked how tall I am. I told her and she looks at her two daughters who were I dunno... 7ish? 10ish? I'm not a mom so I'm bad at gaging the age of little kids. Anyway she looks at the girls and says something like, "see? she's tall and pretty!" Then she explained that the two girls feel awkward in school because they're tall for their age, and they all thought I was neat because I stand straight and don't slouch or anything.

Yeah, I know this isn't a stellar story, but this seems to be the right thread for discussions with random people in public stores.

[quote name='VanillaGorilla']I know this hot chick who has a boyfriend who can't even read. Explain THAT![/QUOTE]
That's an easy one. We're pretty stupid when it comes to guys. Next question.

[quote name='neocisco']You lost all credibility when you went for pizza at Little Caesar's. Why didn't you just stay home, put some ketchup on a piece of cardboard and eat that? You would've gotten the same result.[/QUOTE]
*choking* Not fair... I'm all sick and any laughter puts me into fits of coughing.

[quote name='Tybee']I can't believe you withheld these crucial bits of information from me. *pout*[/QUOTE]*coughing* Sorry Tybee, I didn't want to bore the Atlanta thread with my experience as it was probably far more amusing to me than it would have been to anyone else. But I do love you for the Hmart recommendation. I didn't know where to begin... and I felt like an amazon towering over all the other customers. *blush*
 
[quote name='SpazX']I like little caesar's, it's good shit for $5.

That is all I have to say.[/QUOTE]


what about CiCi's Pizza? 5 bucks for all you can eat buffet? never had it, but 5 bucks.....DAMN!!!
 
[quote name='ITDEFX']what about CiCi's Pizza? 5 bucks for all you can eat buffet? never had it, but 5 bucks.....DAMN!!![/QUOTE]

When you're hungry and broke, it's decent. However, I will never understand the people who order pizzas for delivery or carryout from there... it makes no sense.
 
So the other day I was driving and noticed my car needed some fuel. I pulled over into the closest Chevron and started pumping. As I waiting for it to finish, I noticed something. The most beautiful girl in the entire gas station. At that moment I knew it was my destiny. I walked slowly (cooly, if you will) over to her. I didn't make eye contact because I wanted the upper hand in the relationship, so I stared intently at the ground as I walked forward. Suddenly my head started hurting like crazy. I looked up. It had hit a paper towel machine! I quickly noticed my social faux pas, so I looked at her and shrugged and smiled. I noticed that she was trying to act like she wasn't smitten by looking away disgustedly. She plays hard to get! So I kept walking towards her, looking down. I decided I didn't want to make any weird hand movements, so I stuck them inside my long black overcoat that I was wearing. I reached over to her and looked her straight in the eye, and to impress her I used my best Picard impression and said "Hello, I'm captain William H. Picard of the Gas Station Enterprise, would you like to take a voyage on my Enterprise?" And in a show of flirty playfulness, she took out some of that new pepper-flavored spray and squirted it in my mouth (I'd assume she was aiming for my mouth but she seemed to have accidentally hit me in the eyes). She cutely jogged towards her car and drove away. I knew she was doing this to lead me on, as if she was saying "Follow me if you want to live (with me)", but I decided I had better things to do. But I went back to my car, paid the charge, and drove away, never seeing her again. But I know to this day, she probably still thinks of me.
 
[quote name='I AM WILLIAM H. MACY']So the other day I was driving and noticed my car needed some fuel. I pulled over into the closest Chevron and started pumping. As I waiting for it to finish, I noticed something. The most beautiful girl in the entire gas station. At that moment I knew it was my destiny. I walked slowly (cooly, if you will) over to her. I didn't make eye contact because I wanted the upper hand in the relationship, so I stared intently at the ground as I walked forward. Suddenly my head started hurting like crazy. I looked up. It had hit a paper towel machine! I quickly noticed my social faux pas, so I looked at her and shrugged and smiled. I noticed that she was trying to act like she wasn't smitten by looking away disgustedly. She plays hard to get! So I kept walking towards her, looking down. I decided I didn't want to make any weird hand movements, so I stuck them inside my long black overcoat that I was wearing. I reached over to her and looked her straight in the eye, and to impress her I used my best Picard impression and said "Hello, I'm captain William H. Picard of the Gas Station Enterprise, would you like to take a voyage on my Enterprise?" And in a show of flirty playfulness, she took out some of that new pepper-flavored spray and squirted it in my mouth (I'd assume she was aiming for my mouth but she seemed to have accidentally hit me in the eyes). She cutely jogged towards her car and drove away. I knew she was doing this to lead me on, as if she was saying "Follow me if you want to live (with me)", but I decided I had better things to do. But I went back to my car, paid the charge, and drove away, never seeing her again. But I know to this day, she probably still thinks of me.[/QUOTE]


LOL that was a good one...
 
[quote name='ITDEFX']what about CiCi's Pizza? 5 bucks for all you can eat buffet? never had it, but 5 bucks.....DAMN!!![/QUOTE]

Depends on the time and day. The one near me has a great white/pepperoni pizza, I can't even describe it.

Papa Johns>Cicis>Pizza Shit>Cardboard>Little Ceasars
 
[quote name='CocheseUGA']Depends on the time and day. The one near me has a great white/pepperoni pizza, I can't even describe it.

Papa Johns>Cicis>Pizza Shit>Cardboard>Little Ceasars[/QUOTE]


i haven't had LC since 1997, and it was so so.
 
[quote name='Saucy Jack']When you're hungry and broke, it's decent. However, I will never understand the people who order pizzas for delivery or carryout from there... it makes no sense.[/QUOTE]

Dude, I just said this the other day when I went to CiCi's. Some dude goes in with his girlfriend and orders a large pizza... hello? Why didn't he just get the buffet??
 
I love Google Ads (look how terrible that pizza looks):

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[quote name='ITDEFX']what about CiCi's Pizza? 5 bucks for all you can eat buffet? never had it, but 5 bucks.....DAMN!!![/QUOTE]
No CiCi's Pizza in MN. I wish it were different but oh well.
 
Does anybody else think that the correct spelling of the word 'awkward' looks a little bit...well, awkward?


[quote name='VanillaGorilla']So, here I am, spending a wonderful Sunday afternoon in my room, watching Lucha Libre on Galavision, when my bro comes in and offers to pay for Little Caesars, as long as I go get it. So me being the lover of fine dining that I am, decide to hit the road on a quest for cheap pizza satisfaction. About 30 minutes later (long drive to the nearest LC), I arrive at my local Little Caesars, and place my order, 2 large pepperoni pizza's. Cost: $10.60. $5 a piece plus tax; one hell of a great deal. So I'm standing there, waiting for them to slide those glorious pies out of the oven, and I notice a couple burly dudes sitting on the chairs people use while they wait for their food. Dude A was sitting on Chair 1, Dude B was on Chair 3, and there was a moderately attractive looking lady on Chair 5 (there are only 5 chairs). So obviously, I don't wanna squeeze in between strange dudes, but I don't wanna look completely Quagmirish and sit next to the young lady. Thankfully, the 2 dudes are together, and they pick up their pizza and leave. So, that left me all alone with her. As I gaze lovingly into the giant 110 inch picture of a Pepperoni Pizza they have on the wall, I think to myself "Ok VG, this is where all those hours of Musical Chairs in grade school pays off." I shoot her my Blue Steele look, and plant my taut, rippling buttock into Chair 1. She gets up, grabs her pizza's, and without ever looking back at me, heads for her car. Dejected, I stare longingly out the window of Little Caesars, as I wonder if my choice of chairs potentially cost me a taudry, week long fling. And then it hits me. I just bought 2 LARGE PIZZA's! Who needs women!?[/quote]
 
[quote name='evanft']Roster update.[/quote]That particular response got old the first 4 or 5 times you used it.

[quote name='Ikohn4ever']i am more surprised that there are Lil Caesars still around[/quote]Little Caesars is expanding and creating new stores, pobably because everyone loves their food. The one I went to just opened a couple months ago.
 
[quote name='Roufuss']Dude, I just said this the other day when I went to CiCi's. Some dude goes in with his girlfriend and orders a large pizza... hello? Why didn't he just get the buffet??[/QUOTE]

lol my ex did this last year..she ordered 2 larges from CiCi's using a coupon (she was into coupons that almost drove me nuts)... they accepted personal checks and cash.....NO CREDIT CARDS!!
 
[quote name='guinaevere']I don't think of myself as tall, but I guess I am for a girl. 5'10. How's that?

[NOTE: Snipped a lot here]

*coughing* Sorry Tybee, I didn't want to bore the Atlanta thread with my experience as it was probably far more amusing to me than it would have been to anyone else. But I do love you for the Hmart recommendation. I didn't know where to begin... and I felt like an amazon towering over all the other customers. *blush*[/quote]

You had me a bit worried. My ex was tall for a woman (nearly 6'2") and last I had heard, she was in the Atlanta area. I breathed a sigh of relief at the 5'10" mark... ;)

I know I snipped it, but that is really cool how the mom used you as an example. I know my ex was always so concerned about her height (it never bothered me, and I'm only 5'10") and would sometimes slouch (pet peeve of mine). I told her she was always guaranteed to be noticed, at least!
 
VanillaGorilla, I might be the only one but I think you should probably report about each time you go out and get food and somthing like this happens. People are just complaining about how your story dosn't go anywhere, but thats life man. Some of us, we like to hear about life.
 
[quote name='PlumeNoir']You had me a bit worried. My ex was tall for a woman (nearly 6'2") and last I had heard, she was in the Atlanta area. I breathed a sigh of relief at the 5'10" mark... ;)

I know I snipped it, but that is really cool how the mom used you as an example. I know my ex was always so concerned about her height (it never bothered me, and I'm only 5'10") and would sometimes slouch (pet peeve of mine). I told her she was always guaranteed to be noticed, at least![/QUOTE]


shit I don't like it when a woman is taller then me,(im 5'10'')... this one teacher I work with, shes kinda cute but wears high heals or boots every day, making her like 6 foot....damn it :whistle2:(
 
[quote name='ITDEFX']shit I don't like it when a woman is taller then me,(im 5'10'')... this one teacher I work with, shes kinda cute but wears high heals or boots every day, making her like 6 foot....damn it :whistle2:([/quote]

I was always short growing up (the only male sibling under 6') and all my friends are pretty much over 6 feet, so it never bothered me.

But, I would giggle when we go out clubbing and she put on any heels over 2"...let's just say she was easy to find out on the dance floor!
 
*coughing* Sorry Tybee, I didn't want to bore the Atlanta thread with my experience as it was probably far more amusing to me than it would have been to anyone else. But I do love you for the Hmart recommendation. I didn't know where to begin... and I felt like an amazon towering over all the other customers. *blush*
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Ah, I see. Well, glad to hear it met your expectations.

BTW, I'm 6'5" and my wife is 6', so we know where you're coming from. They roll out the tanks when we pull into the parking lot.

"Gojira!!! And Mrs. Gojira!!! Run!!!"

[quote name='PlumeNoir']But, back on topic - VG, why don't you ever really say anything to them? Many women don't approach first nor will they wait for a guy to work up the courage. (Although Mrs. PlumeNoir approached me first, but that is a whole different story.) Some of the ones that did approach first have been, to say the least, nutbars.[/QUOTE]

Is this the same Mrs. PlumeNoir that smashed every video game you own?

Incidentally, people, for the love of God, do NOT eat CiCi's (and most of the other crap mentioned in this thread). Eat real food. You'll live longer and be happier doing it.
 
[quote name='SpookyD']VanillaGorilla, I might be the only one but I think you should probably report about each time you go out and get food and somthing like this happens. People are just complaining about how your story dosn't go anywhere, but thats life man. Some of us, we like to hear about life.[/quote]I only tell the stories that end in heartbreak. If I posted all the stories in which my sauve way-with-words won over the ladies heart, and we rode off into the sunset on a white stallion....I would have 1 story to tell. I'll never forget that Park Ranger, and the weekend when I fell in love.
 
[quote name='VanillaGorilla']I only tell the stories that end in heartbreak. If I posted all the stories in which my sauve way-with-words won over the ladies heart, and we rode off into the sunset on a white stallion....I would have 1 story to tell. I'll never forget that Park Ranger, and the weekend when I fell in love.[/QUOTE]

Did you raid her pic-a-nic basket, BooBoo?
 
still kinda wierd how the average height for a male teacher in my school or even the school system is over 6 feet and here I stand at 5'10'' :whistle2:( I feel really short, like 5'5'' around these people :whistle2:(
 
[quote name='Tybee']

Is this the same Mrs. PlumeNoir that smashed every video game you own?

Incidentally, people, for the love of God, do NOT eat CiCi's (and most of the other crap mentioned in this thread). Eat real food. You'll live longer and be happier doing it.[/quote]

Yes, yes it is. :whistle2:$

I never said to follow in my lead, though!
 
[quote name='Roufuss']Dude, I just said this the other day when I went to CiCi's. Some dude goes in with his girlfriend and orders a large pizza... hello? Why didn't he just get the buffet??[/QUOTE]

I know... and it's completely ridiculous considering that with a buffet purchase, they'll make you an entire damn pizza of your choice and take it to your table if you ask them... no additional charge!

The only time that I could possibly see justifying a pizza purchase from them is if they run that $1 medium / $2 large special day that they had back in the day.
 
[quote name='VanillaGorilla']That particular response got old the first 4 or 5 times you used it.

Little Caesars is expanding and creating new stores, pobably because everyone loves their food. The one I went to just opened a couple months ago.[/quote]

Nobody with functioning taste buds enjoys Little Ceaser's pizza. It only sells because it's dirt-cheap.
 
[quote name='neocisco']Nobody with functioning taste buds enjoys Little Ceaser's pizza. It only sells because it's dirt-cheap.[/QUOTE]

True. It wasn't always cardboard, though. It used to actually have a good flavor when it cost money, and when there were more menu choices.

Man, all this pizza talk makes me want some.

"I'm in the mood for some real Brooklyn pizza!" :lol:

[MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BMPQwBlbx4[/MEDIA]
 
[quote name='VanillaGorilla']You pizza snobs are as bad as music snobs. Pizza is pizza, unless it has clumps of hair in it, or it was made by this guy, it's still pizza.[/QUOTE]

Maybe where you live, but if given the choice between Bella's -- a local joint that does real NY style pie with homemade sliced meatballs, sauce, dough, and everything else made on the premises -- and CiCi's, Domino's, LC's, Papa John's, Pizza Hut, or the rest of that crap, the choice is clear. It's night and day, unless you hate yourself, which seems to be the moral of most of these threads.
 
[quote name='VanillaGorilla']You pizza snobs are as bad as music snobs. Pizza is pizza, unless it has clumps of hair in it, or it was made by this guy, it's still pizza.[/QUOTE]


PIZZA IS PIZZA? Wrong, dead wrong. Ask any Italian if Olive garden is REAL Italian food :roll: or ask any Mexican if Taco bell is authentic Mexican :roll: Little C's is $5 for a reason. because it's a Pizza substitute.
 
[quote name='I AM WILLIAM H. MACY']I didn't make eye contact because I wanted the upper hand in the relationship, so I stared intently at the ground as I walked forward.[/QUOTE]
1) Break up your story into paragraphs.
2) Don't stare at the groud for goodness sake, that's depressing. Stand straight, look at people or whatever happens to be around.
3) I know it was a joke, but I had to make those two points.

[quote name='NeoFrank1']Does anybody else think that the correct spelling of the word 'awkward' looks a little bit...well, awkward?[/QUOTE]
Every time I write it. Bad spellers of the world untie!

[quote name='PlumeNoir']You had me a bit worried. My ex was tall for a woman (nearly 6'2") and last I had heard, she was in the Atlanta area.[/quote]
Tain't me. I'm what I consider just above average. Ex Mrs PN is just flat out tall. No getting around it.

I know I snipped it, but that is really cool how the mom used you as an example.
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I've had people approach me for a lot of different reasons in my life. But this definately took me aback.

I know my ex was always so concerned about her height (it never bothered me, and I'm only 5'10") and would sometimes slouch (pet peeve of mine). I told her she was always guaranteed to be noticed, at least!
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That's very cool of you. I think for me, I just want to be feminine in the true sense of the word, and a man to be masculine. The man is the stronger and able to provide security for the lady. When you're inches above a guy, it's hard to feel girl-ish or that that guy will assume the masculine role. *shrugs*

[quote name='Tybee']BTW, I'm 6'5" and my wife is 6', so we know where you're coming from. They roll out the tanks when we pull into the parking lot.

"Gojira!!! And Mrs. Gojira!!! Run!!!"[/quote]
LOL It was funny, as I walked to my very disreputable looking car, I had a man following me the entire way. And as I always purposefully park further away from buildings it was more than a tad suspicious. (born in the bronx with bronx-bred parents, so I'm big on being situationally aware at all times, even in full daylight.)

Just as I ws reaching my car, I turned around suddenly to see who was following me and why. It was this little old man collecting carts as I discovered a few moments later. (Why he followed me I have no idea, as I left my cart with the others at the entrance and carried my packages.) Probably scared the poor guy, as he sorta hopped about two feet to his left and went towards a couple carts sitting in the parking lot.

This reminds me. Gentlemen, carry the bags! I don't know how often I see a man and a woman walking to their car from a store or mall or whatever and the woman is carrying all the packages and the man is just slouching along. Even in the old-timers. Drives me bonkers.

[quote name='Tybee']Did you raid her pic-a-nic basket, BooBoo?[/QUOTE]
Best reply award for Tybee.

[quote name='VanillaGorilla']You pizza snobs are as bad as music snobs. Pizza is pizza[/QUOTE]
Nuh-uh. There's pizza and then there's pizza.

[quote name='PlumeNoir']Yes, yes it is. :whistle2:$[/QUOTE]Good gosh! No, I'm definately not she, even if I were 6'2. I am not destructive nor vindictive. I believe in doing good. And cutting my losses and praying for the other guy when I've been wronged. And that's the philosophy of gwen in a nutshell.
 
[quote name='Michaellvortega']PIZZA IS PIZZA? Wrong, dead wrong. Ask any Italian if Olive garden is REAL Italian food :roll: or ask any Mexican if Taco bell is authentic Mexican :roll: Little C's is $5 for a reason. because it's a Pizza substitute.[/QUOTE]

I'm with Vanilla. Food is food.

You could go as far as to say "Are McDonald's burger actually burgers? Is ketchup really ketchup?"

Whether it's "authentic" or not, I could care less. I'd rather save myself $10 if I get "substitute" food that I feel is equally filling.
 
[quote name='guinaevere']
I've had people approach me for a lot of different reasons in my life. But this definately took me aback.
[/QUOTE]

Yeah, tell me about it. One little kid kept following me around the grocery store one day because he thought I was a superhero. Yeah, it's a long story... :lol:
 
[quote name='Saucy Jack']True. It wasn't always cardboard, though. It used to actually have a good flavor when it cost money, and when there were more menu choices.

Man, all this pizza talk makes me want some.

"I'm in the mood for some real Brooklyn pizza!" :lol:

*stella clip*

[/QUOTE]

:rofl: :rofl:

God I miss that show.
 
oh wait, I do have something OT to contribute. I should turn in my man card though.

a girl got pretty friendly with me while I was in line to buy smokes...but I had just walked a couple miles round trip to cash a money order and had to crap so bad that I didn't really act. argh. she had to have been 19-20 as well, and beautiful. after dating an older woman, I'd like to try out a younger one :cool: oh well, college town, there'll be a next time, hopefully soon!
 
[quote name='VanillaGorilla']You pizza snobs are as bad as music snobs.[/QUOTE]

Wrong you dumb blind Minnesotan idiot. Good pizza is NOT Litte Caesars. Good pizza has REAL cheese, REAL toppings, REAL tomatoe sauce, and a REAL crust that doesn't taste like 10 year old cardboard.

The best thing Little Caesars is for is either:

A) People who are beyond being a cheap ass plus they just want to shove anything down their mouth so they don't starve to death even if it tastes like cardboard with ketchup on it

B) Drunks who don't know better. After all if you are drunk then food tastes like "food" even if its utter shit.

I think you fall under both.
 
[quote name='Moxio']I'm with Vanilla. Food is food.

You could go as far as to say "Are McDonald's burger actually burgers? Is ketchup really ketchup?"

Whether it's "authentic" or not, I could care less. I'd rather save myself $10 if I get "substitute" food that I feel is equally filling.[/quote]That's kinda what I'm getting at. Beggar's cant be choosers. I find nothing wrong with Little Caesars. It's not my favorite, but it's not cardboard, like a lot of people say it is.

And yes, the apostrophe in "Beggars" was intentional. Take THAT, punctuation snobs!
 
[quote name='Demolition Man']Wrong you dumb blind Minnesotan idiot. Good pizza is NOT Litte Caesars. Good pizza has REAL cheese, REAL toppings, REAL tomatoe sauce, and a REAL crust that doesn't taste like 10 year old cardboard.

The best thing Little Caesars is for is either:

A) People who are beyond being a cheap ass plus they just want to shove anything down their mouth so they don't starve to death even if it tastes like cardboard with ketchup on it

B) Drunks who don't know better. After all if you are drunk then food tastes like "food" even if its utter shit.

I think you fall under both.[/quote]You've completely changed my opinion, Random Internet Guy. Since you don't like it, I don't like it either! fuck right off, pompous ass.
 
2 things (one really irrelevant)

1) Pizza is pizza, there's good pizza and better pizza, but's there's really no bad pizza... and for $5 how do you resist?

2) I'm 6'7 and yes I deserve a cookie, I just saw people posting their height on the last page and decided to post mine aswell
 
[quote name='thamaster24']
1) Pizza is pizza, there's good pizza and better pizza, but's there's really no bad pizza... and for $5 how do you resist?
[/QUOTE]

That reminds me of this T-shirt I once saw:

"Pizza is like sex. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good." :lol:
 
So what needs to happen if Little C's REALLY wants to compete is to. stay open late like Taco Bell and Wendys to sell pizzas to drunks.

[quote name='Saucy Jack']That reminds me of this T-shirt I once saw:

"Pizza is like sex. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good." :lol:[/QUOTE]

Whoever wrote that shirt must bang fuglys and enjoy it.
 
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