I ran into an awkward lady situation today at Little Caesars.

[quote name='VanillaGorilla']And yes, the apostrophe in "Beggars" was intentional. Take THAT, punctuation snobs![/QUOTE]

Is there more than one of us?

I don't mind the deliberate mistakes, though.
 
[quote name='Saucy Jack']That reminds me of this T-shirt I once saw:

"Pizza is like sex. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good." :lol:[/quote]
LOL

To the people who don't like LC, I will admit I really despise going to mine. I ordered 2 Cheese pizzas and was in a huge hurry, and I get home of course I didn't check them, and they were Sausage pizzas... WTF
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']An hour's round trip for shitty pizza does not a bargain make.[/QUOTE]

this is the most sensible thing anyone has said in this thread
 
[quote name='dracula']this is the most sensible thing anyone has said in this thread[/quote]Like I have said a couple times before, I DIDN'T PAY FOR ANY OF IT. It's a bargain when IT'S FREE.
 
I dunno, I kinda miss Little Caesar's. Could really go for a couple pieces right about now, actually.... I used to get it from time to time when I lived up north. There's only one down where I live now it's in a Super K-mart about an hour round trip away. I usually end up just getting a frozen pizza from Food Lion.

Anyway, I'm really rootin' for you, VG. One of these days you're going to land a spectacular lady at a Capt D's or a Blimpie's, and it's going to be the best sex you've ever had. Keep casting that line, bro!
 
[quote name='dracula']this is the most sensible thing anyone has said in this thread[/QUOTE] Well we can't all be comedians all the time. Not even on the internets. :lol:
 
[quote name='Scobie']I dunno, I kinda miss Little Caesar's. Could really go for a couple pieces right about now, actually.... I used to get it from time to time when I lived up north. There's only one down where I live now it's in a Super K-mart about an hour round trip away. I usually end up just getting a frozen pizza from Food Lion.

Anyway, I'm really rootin' for you, VG. One of these days you're going to land a spectacular lady at a Capt D's or a Blimpie's, and it's going to be the best sex you've ever had. Keep casting that line, bro![/quote]Switch "Blimpie's" with "Salvation Army Food Shelf" and "sex" with "pity sex, costing $25", and you've got yourself a more believable scenario.
 
[quote name='VanillaGorilla']Switch "Blimpie's" with "Salvation Army Food Shelf" and "sex" with "pity sex, costing $25", and you've got yourself a more believable scenario.[/QUOTE]

C'mon, VG! Believe in yourself! Ask for an extra hot sauce at Taco Bell and see if the girl behind the counter sparkles at all. Toss your change into the tip jar at your local Chinese take-away and see if the girl behind you in line is impressed by your philanthropy. Get out there and work that mojo!
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Well we can't all be comedians all the time. Not even on the internets. :lol:[/quote]

Speak for yourself. My funny is always on.;)
 
[quote name='Apossum']oh wait, I do have something OT to contribute. I should turn in my man card though.

a girl got pretty friendly with me while I was in line to buy smokes...but I had just walked a couple miles round trip to cash a money order and had to crap so bad that I didn't really act. argh. she had to have been 19-20 as well, and beautiful. after dating an older woman, I'd like to try out a younger one :cool: oh well, college town, there'll be a next time, hopefully soon![/quote]

That better have been the money order I sent you. Serves you right for gluing that UMD back together.........HAHAHA.

No seriously, a real pimp can get the digits while he busts ass. He can even get the girl to think it smells like roses. Then again, my wife lets roses sit around the house until they're basically rotting anyway. There's no sense to this but I had to do something until the game started. All that T.O. talk was driving me up the effin wall.
 
[quote name='Saucy Jack']One little kid kept following me around the grocery store one day because he thought I was a superhero. Yeah, it's a long story... :lol:[/QUOTE]
That'll happen when you wear spandex and a cape in public.

[quote name='help1']This story lacks jalepenos.[/QUOTE]
In Phoenix everyone pronounces jalepenos correctly. And it sounds saucy. I am sadly lacking in the latino accent department.

[quote name='Saucy Jack']That reminds me of this T-shirt I once saw:

"Pizza is like sex. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good." :lol:[/QUOTE]
The voice of my conscience is fighting me saying, "a lady will not make a comment about such a topic." But my conscience is losing out.

::winces and makes comment:: Maybe if you're a guy that's true. ::blushes and runs and hides::

[quote name='VanillaGorilla']Like I have said a couple times before, I DIDN'T PAY FOR ANY OF IT. It's a bargain when IT'S FREE.[/QUOTE]
Who paid for petrol? And that hour is lost forever, Sugar.

[quote name='Scobie']C'mon, VG! Believe in yourself! Ask for an extra hot sauce at Taco Bell and see if the girl behind the counter sparkles at all.[/QUOTE]This has to be the funniest if most pathetic group therapy I've ever seen.
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[quote name='neocisco']Speak for yourself. My funny is always on.;)[/QUOTE]You lie! I met you and you were all sorts of serious. Next time I expect some manner of juggling. Or perhaps not. Juggling isn't necessarily all that funny.
 
wait, were you too shy to sit next to the girl?

That's not an awkward situation. You know what's an awkwards situation? 3 underage girls have crushes on me, and this really hot girl who has a huge crush on me (I like her too) has a boyfreind who, if it came to it, I would probably have 50/50 or worse odds of beating in a fight.
 
Everyone says I lost an hour of my life, but it was a Sunday afternoon. It was either spend that hour getting food, for FREE (gas money included), or watching the last hour of Lucha Libre on Galavision. What the fuck are you people doing with YOUR time that makes it so valuable?
 
[quote name='VanillaGorilla']What the fuck are you people doing with YOUR time that makes it so valuable?[/QUOTE]


masterbating :p
 
[quote name='VanillaGorilla']Yes, but that doesn't take an hour, unless you're doing something terribly wrong.[/quote]

It's called endurance. Come here Rosy, round 3!
 
[quote name='Demolition Man']Even with that Drew Carey avatar.... I highly doubt that. ;)[/quote]This coming from a guy who looks like Newman from Seinfeld. JUMBALAYA!
 
[quote name='Demolition Man']Even with that Drew Carey avatar.... I highly doubt that. ;)[/QUOTE]

That is Chris Farley and you FAIL for not knowing that as such.

[quote name='VanillaGorilla']This coming from a guy who looks like Newman from Seinfeld. JUMBALAYA![/QUOTE]

Assuming that's really Demo, he looks like the Numa Numa kid.

Which is all kinds of awesome.
 
[quote name='Strell']That is Chris Farley and you FAIL for not knowing that as such.[/quote]

Since when did Chris Farley look like Drew Carey?

Assuming that's really Demo, he looks like the Numa Numa kid.

Which is all kinds of awesome.
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Until you've had no less than 10 people a day make the comparison about you looking like the Numa Numa idiot. That's why I swear if I ever ran into him I would make sure he would never do another video like that.
 
[quote name='Scobie']I dunno, I kinda miss Little Caesar's. Could really go for a couple pieces right about now, actually.... I used to get it from time to time when I lived up north. There's only one down where I live now it's in a Super K-mart about an hour round trip away. I usually end up just getting a frozen pizza from Food Lion.[/QUOTE]

This, right here, is why we only lived in SC for 8 months before coming to our senses and moving back to Atlanta.

[quote name='VanillaGorilla']Yes, but that doesn't take an hour, unless you're doing something terribly wrong.[/QUOTE]

I'm starting to see why the ladies aren't digging you. They can sense you're a two minute tiger.

And I'm sure your pizza/sex analogy isn't exactly winning them over, either.
 
[quote name='Demolition Man']Since when did Chris Farley look like Drew Carey?
[/QUOTE]

In one of his most famous skits ever.

You need to go sit in the corner.
 
[quote name='Strell']In one of his most famous skits ever.

You need to go sit in the corner.[/QUOTE]

he needs to go sit in a van down by the river
 
[quote name='Strell']In one of his most famous skits ever.

You need to go sit in the corner.[/quote]

He may find that....sitting in the corner...will leave him out of breath....
 
[quote name='guinaevere']That'll happen when you wear spandex and a cape in public.

The voice of my conscience is fighting me saying, "a lady will not make a comment about such a topic." But my conscience is losing out.

::winces and makes comment:: Maybe if you're a guy that's true. ::blushes and runs and hides::
[/QUOTE]

There's actually a long, stupid story about why the kid thought I was a superhero. And no, I wasn't wearing any kind of costume... at least, not in public. ;) :lol:

:rofl:

I definitely agree with you. There is such a thing as a bad everything, sex and pizza included.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VanillaGorilla
Yes, but that doesn't take an hour, unless you're doing something terribly wrong.


I'm starting to see why the ladies aren't digging you. They can sense you're a two minute tiger.




I wasn't saying sex doesn't take an hour, I was saying MASTURBATION doesn't take an hour. And sex doesn't take an hour either, unless you count the time it takes you to put on your gimp clothes and untie your trusting partner.
 
[quote name='VanillaGorilla']I wasn't saying sex doesn't take an hour, I was saying MASTURBATION doesn't take an hour. And sex doesn't take an hour either, unless you count the time it takes you to put on your gimp clothes and untie your trusting partner.[/QUOTE]

Or unless you want her to come too...But that's crazy talk!

:roll:
 
[quote name='I AM WILLIAM H. MACY']You'll have a lot of time to live in a van down by the river when you're LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!! :whistle2:x[/quote]

Quit bitin' my style, Bill Macy!!!
 
[quote name='Tybee']Or unless you want her to come too...But that's crazy talk!

:roll:[/quote]Come it, it takes you people AN HOUR to make your woman scream my name?
 
[quote name='VanillaGorilla']Come it, it takes you people AN HOUR to make your woman scream my name?[/QUOTE]

Your name is Jesus Christ?
 
[quote name='VanillaGorilla']and plant my taut, rippling buttock into Chair 1. [/quote]

Chicks don't dig dudes with half an ass...
 
dude sex with a woman who is fit definatly lasts 4 times longer then normal guy and girl. its all about stamina... as long as one side is fit, it will last longer :p
 
[quote name='VanillaGorilla']Come it, it takes you people AN HOUR to make your woman scream my name?[/QUOTE]

Best I ever had was a 3 hour marathon. He was good, very very good. Most guys suck at it which is probably why so many chickies are bi.

Im 5'3", do I win a cookie for shortest person in this thread?
 
[quote name='kittycatgirl2k']Best I ever had was a 3 hour marathon. He was good, very very good. Most guys suck at it which is probably why so many chickies are bi.

Im 5'3", do I win a cookie for shortest person in this thread?[/quote]3 hours? Who were you banging, Sting?
 
[quote name='VanillaGorilla']3 hours? Who were you banging, Sting?[/QUOTE]

I remember reading that Rolling Stone article where he first talked about the whole Tantric sex thing on the school bus when I was in HS and thinking, "How the fuck am I supposed to compete with that? I don't even have a car!"

And then Sting sold out and started doing Lexus commercials and yodelling and now I don't feel quite so inadequate.

Plus, I have had sex (more than once) for three+ hours, which does wonders for the ego.
 
[quote name='VanillaGorilla']3 hours? Who were you banging, Sting?[/QUOTE]

Ha...no but Sting could probably learn a thing or two tho I dont know about all that crazy tantric shiat hes into. Whoever commented about fit people having more stamina earlier in the thread was righton.

And really its not about length of time or whutevah, but the quality within that time period.... and umm wonder what this has to do with the OP anyway?
 
I haven't seen a Little Caesars in years. Our old one turned itself into a Pizza Express, and after a few years, closed down. Not the greatest pizza, but definitely cheap.
 
[quote name='kittycatgirl2k']Ha...no but Sting could probably learn a thing or two tho I dont know about all that crazy tantric shiat hes into. Whoever commented about fit people having more stamina earlier in the thread was righton.

And really its not about length of time or whutevah, but the quality within that time period.... and umm wonder what this has to do with the OP anyway?[/QUOTE]


personally i would want to do it again with a chick with some meat on her body instead of big knockers with sticks for arms and legs. It was fun taking turns with my ex gf. Boy did I deflower a hardcore catholic real good :p
 
[quote name='ITDEFX']personally i would want to do it again with a chick with some meat on her body instead of big knockers with sticks for arms and legs. It was fun taking turns with my ex gf. Boy did I deflower a hardcore catholic real good :p[/QUOTE]

Big boobied anorexic chicks need love too!

As for ahh pizza.. I dont think id ride or drive an hour for Little Ceasers even if it was free. There used to be one in a city I used to frequent and ate there once and it was OK. They went out of business shortly afterwards... Know who has good pizza (or used to - awhile back anyway)... Godfathers. and Mr Gattis. They both rocked... also Bertuccis make slammin pies that are more expensive but killer. Those are the best pizza chains I can think of.
 
You people do not have Antonio's near you, and for that, may the gods weep for your misfortune.

Oh well, more sex with pizza for me, as I am to understand is the style at the time of this thread.
 
[quote name='VanillaGorilla'] And sex doesn't take an hour either, unless you count the time it takes you to put on your gimp clothes and untie your trusting partner.[/QUOTE] You're doing it wrong.
 
its funny, all the women I have met who have big knockers, including my cousin claim that there boobs are a strain and causes back problems. Sure my ex was a B cup, and had thunder thyes(sp?) but she had some nice developed arms, so so legs and a great back and stomach :p. It was kinda fun letting her be on top and doing some domination in the bedroom :p
 
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