I shoTT the sheriff, but I didn't shoot the deputy

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Frosty is cooking me dinner to Alice in Chains "Black Gives Way to Blue" Kinda scared. I hear him yelling "Fing SUNNUVABITCH!" over the blasting music...
 
Why do all broads boast about how sarcastic they are?

Hypothetical question; I actually know the answer.
 
So last night I bumped an Econoline van in the sonic parking lot. I didn't cut hard enough when trying to park, got really close to it, put my truck in neutral, and as I was shifting to reverse it rolled forward enough to tap the van (love standards). It was dark, but the only damage I could see was some of the black paint of my Rangers grill rubbed off onto the chrome above her tire. The lady took down my phone number, name, and license plate. I said I'd be happy to pay to get any scratches painted over if they can't be buffed out.

This morning she calls me and tells me that I "put a bump on the inside of her wheel well where I hit", and that she was going to go get a quote on how much it would cost to fix it on monday, and expects it to be close to 500 bucks. Now, I'm not great with physics, but I'm almost positive that it is impossible for me to dent in her fucking wheel well at
 
[quote name='seanr1221']You're fucked, Puma.[/QUOTE]

If she didn't contact her insurance company or the police at the time of the accident I'm pretty sure she doesn't have a legal leg to stand on. A report should have been filed as soon as I hit her car. My parents told me to tell her to fuck off if she calls again.

[quote name='JolietJake']Oh puma, you and your misadventures.[/QUOTE]
I'm a walking fucking WB Teen Drama.

Coming next summer, high school totally matters in "One Puma Hill"

My Karma must be really bad; between that accident and my paintball gun breaking after my first game with it today I had to have pissed someone off bad.
 
[quote name='Admiral Ackbar']I believe this OTT title has been used before.[/QUOTE]

I recycled it. And over looked it. And, well, I'm me. So that about accounts for everything.
 
[quote name='tiredfornow']I wonder if that animated movie has as many pairs of titties as the game does. Shit is sooo unnecessary.[/QUOTE]

I generally like titties in my video games. If I made video games I'd nmake sure it had titties in it. But from what I've heard of Dante's, I think I'll pass.
 
I was really hoping bayonetta had titties in it, but her stupid demon summoning hair suit always covered up the good stuff.
 
[quote name='JolietJake']Anyone seen that Dante's Inferno animated movie?[/QUOTE]

I did, shit sucked gorilla butt.

[quote name='tiredfornow']I wonder if that animated movie has as many pairs of titties as the game does. Shit is sooo unnecessary.[/QUOTE]

There were less unnecessary tits in the OVA than in the demo.

[quote name='tiredfornow']I was really hoping bayonetta had titties in it, but her stupid demon summoning hair suit always covered up the good stuff.[/QUOTE]

I had a lady friend come over when I fought thw White Witch.

She made me feel bad for playing that game, then.
 
I wish Gameday would stop trying to jinx Kentucky. Also I wish someone would stab Bruce Pearl with the fucking orange jacket.

Also, the NBA All Star festivities are so lame these days.
 
[quote name='Admiral Ackbar']I generally like titties in my video games. If I made video games I'd nmake sure it had titties in it. But from what I've heard of Dante's, I think I'll pass.[/QUOTE]

From the Lust area:
I'm still creeped out that Giant Cleopatra's nipples had tongues. And that her right titty mouth/nipple kept spewing out the unbaptized infants with the wolverine blade arms. :shock:
 
I want to take a cattle prod and fucking stick these unenthusiastic Kentucky fans that just sit in there seats and don't get fucking rowdy. It is the most annoying shit in the world to see fans that seem like they could care less what is happening out on the court.

fucking old alumni/boosters...
 
[quote name='tiredfornow']I wonder if that animated movie has as many pairs of titties as the game does. Shit is sooo unnecessary.[/QUOTE]
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[quote name='corrosivefrost']From the Lust area:
I'm still creeped out that Giant Cleopatra's nipples had tongues. And that her right titty mouth/nipple kept spewing out the unbaptized infants with the wolverine blade arms. :shock:
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I have got to play this game.
 
[quote name='manthing']flowery:

Let's drive to OKC and kill a honkey[/QUOTE]

[quote name='flowery']I'm down as long as we can swing through Tennessee on the way.[/QUOTE]:)/:lol:
 
[quote name='flowery']I want to take a cattle prod and fucking stick these unenthusiastic Kentucky fans that just sit in there seats and don't get fucking rowdy. It is the most annoying shit in the world to see fans that seem like they could care less what is happening out on the court.

fucking old alumni/boosters...[/QUOTE]

Worst part of this awesome year, know that Cousins, Wall, and Patterson are all likely gone. Good to see them kick start now and get a big lead. Now if they can keep it big and not have to fight it out at the end.
 
This past episode of Community was absolutely hilarious, The Office on the other hand...well, I think it might be time for them to end the series.
 
[quote name='TheRock88']What a weak ass slam dunk contest this year.[/QUOTE]Yup. Sucked seeing the lame dunks Shannon Brown had after the Lakers made a hard push to have him in the dunk contest.
 
Flowery: We'll make a stop in Lynchburg before OK.

FFS, last summer I made a stop at KFC #1 in Corbin, KY

[quote name='neocisco']So is your mom after last night.

It's all legal in the OTT![/QUOTE]


Why didn't you at least quote the EPMD version?

Are you a weird kinda homo?
 
[quote name='LinkinPrime']This past episode of Community was absolutely hilarious, The Office on the other hand...well, I think it might be time for them to end the series.[/QUOTE]


Wow really? I honestly thought this latest Office was one of the better episodes in awhile. I was in tears at the clips of Andy walking around and the dog licking his junk. And the parts with Dwight and Ryan scheming to take Jim out was hilarious.

And about Community - I
 
You should have never bought that gun.

Now, thanks to manifest destiny... Well... You know...

*Brak's laugh ominously thunders throughout the OTT*
 
Sports are the worst. Thank goodness there's the winter olympics right now to create a sports discussion black hole between the Superbowl and the start of March Madness.
 
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