I shoTT the sheriff, but I didn't shoot the deputy

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[quote name='Brak']You should have never bought that gun.

Now, thanks to manifest destiny... Well... You know...

*Brak's laugh ominously thunders throughout the OTT*[/QUOTE]

I'm going to defy your god-like ominous laughter by buying another gun. The Kel Tec SU-16CA .223 rile, to be exact.

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I just have to track one down...
 
[quote name='Temporaryscars']Is Trine worth $10 if you have nobody to play it with?[/QUOTE]

Trine is definitely worth that much. Actually, I paid $20 just for the single-player. It's great if you like platformers.
 
@munh - Wrong. I played soccer and basketball and was 6'2 190 in high school.

I think its more like people who talk about sports are boring and have nothing more creative/interesting to talk about or hold their interests. My brother for example.
 
[quote name='mr_shoeless']Trine is definitely worth that much. Actually, I paid $20 just for the single-player. It's great if you like platformers.[/QUOTE]

I don't really like them.

[quote name='Maklershed']@munh - Wrong. I played soccer and basketball and was 6'2 190 in high school.

I think its more like people who talk about sports are boring and have nothing more creative/interesting to talk about or hold their interests. My brother for example.[/QUOTE]


I hate watching sports on TV. It just puts me to sleep, but I love seeing a live game.
 
I didn't play in high school, but I played soccer for 7 years, football for a couple and basketball for 5.
 
I remember when I had just started fifth grade, some kid who was probably five years older than me threaten to beat me up for wearing a Cowboys jacket. I haven't really liked sports since.
 
In Michigan, civil wars wage over rooting for either U of M or Michigan State.

And that's an understatement.
 
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[quote name='munch']People who say sports are the worst were the nerds/fat kids who didn't play sports in high school.[/QUOTE]


Does this mean I have to return my varsity jacket, then?
 
I think I'm gonna get a jalapeno sub for lunch, and show the women's restroom who's boss.
 
[quote name='munch']People who say sports are the worst were the nerds/fat kids who didn't play sports in high school.[/QUOTE]

Based on the responses, it seems as if soccer is to blame. I think the lack of capri sun and orange slices while watching sports events is what makes them so judgmental. Alternatively it could be because most sports don't have ties.
 
At various points throughout my life, I played soccer, basketball, and football, and I ran track, and I really can't stand sports. I like playing sports, I just hate watching them, and I hate the obsession with them. There's nothing wrong with liking sports, but it's ridiculous how people act like they have something at stake if their team wins/loses.
 
Haha, some guy PMed my PSN account saying that Sony will start charging for PSN on December 2 and to mass email Sony to stop it becoming like XBL. :lol:
 
Well I went pretty crazy last night. Drank a bunch of tequila and beer, pissed off some darthpuma's when I said they sucked at beer pong, went bar hopping and finally came home and went to bed around 3 or 4. I woke up about an hour ago with a slight headache, but after showering, I'm good to go. :cool:
 
Cocaine!? I'm telling your employer that you were--!

...

#-o Wait.

I'm telling your parents that you were snorting coke!
 
Please don't shit on prep sports shitters.

I was a 5'9" beige kid who never had a chance at his super-Negro HS... I mean I was 1 of them middle school monsters.
 
[quote name='Maklershed']What really drives me crazy is when people refer to their team and their accomplishments as "we".[/QUOTE]

I don't get that shit either...I tease my co-workers all the time about it too.
 
[quote name='Rocko']Went to Blockbuster, got Dante's Inferno, and took a Darksiders code from the box for a $5 RF:G.

Good trip.[/QUOTE]

That's a great plan :cool:
 
[quote name='Brak']Why were you playing beer pong with 16 year-olds!?[/QUOTE]

We stopped by a "party" at some guy's house that I had never met before. The dude who lived there was like 25 but there were a bunch of preppy little girls there that couldn't have been older than 18. When I was playing beer pong (in the 25 minutes I was there), one of the dudes straight blocked my shot and I said "What the fuck? Do you not know how this works?" and him and who I assume was his girlfriend got super pissed off about it. It was easily the lamest excuse for a party that I have been to in years.
 
[quote name='Eviltude']We stopped by a "party" at some guy's house that I had never met before. The dude who lived there was like 25 but there were a bunch of preppy little girls there that couldn't have been older than 18. When I was playing beer pong (in the 25 minutes I was there), one of the dudes straight blocked my shot and I said "What the fuck? Do you not know how this works?" and him and who I assume was his girlfriend got super pissed off about it. It was easily the lamest excuse for a party that I have been to in years.[/QUOTE]
Please tell me you at least stole or broke something on the way out.
 
I went to a party last night and it sucked. Some things got screwed up and it ended up having to be outside...in Syracuse...in February. :(

They did have pulled pork pizza and pot pickles though, that was pretty awesome.
 
I got so fucked up at my cousin's wedding yesterday that I woke up perfectly fine this morning at 7:30, but about an hour ago it came outta nowhere and sucker-punched me.
 
One time I drank a shitload of tequila at a party... Fell asleep for two hours, and woke up completely sober.

WHY!?
 
That phenomenon is called drunk sleep, stoneface. Basically, if you wake up from being drunk you are sometimes ok. But the later, usually after going back to sleep and waking up, you get a hangover.
 
I didn't go back to sleep. There were other chemical forces at work. There was no mystery for me.

Unrelated, is your wife due today?
 
[quote name='JohnnyFoxDarko']i went to a vegan-b-q and got drunk.[/QUOTE]
On celery?
 
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