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I don't know if this topic is allowed, and I'm not trying to be a jackass with the title.

But are you circumcized??

I am! When I was 8! At the time, my family and I (parents and 2 sisters) went to my dads friends house. My dad bought me ice cream as we were waiting outside his friends house. His friend arrived wearing a doctors coat (????). I shook his hand and he opened the door. His house was a clinic!!11!1. This was in indonesia so if a doctor knows how to perform circumcision, chances are they have experience with dicks. Lots of pervs in indo man, you have no idea.

Anyway, in the middle of the operation, my dad suddenly went mad! I was in pain and I was the one fooled so I was like wtf dad???

Turns out that the doctor promised to use some kind of lighjt that was supposed to numb pain. I wasn't asleep and didn't get anesthesia, so I felt everything including the three injections that went in my balls and 2 in the area between my legs :D.

Anyway back to my dad, he was furious!!! Because he was jipped by the doctor (I wasn't supposed to feel pain). And he yelled at some doctor outside who turned out to be a dentist -__-'.

Anyway that's my story, sup bro?
 
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I have no idea why they injected me there. I know it wasn't to numb the pain because I felt everything from start to finish like when they cut the foreskin and sowed some err wounds. But the fact that you brought that up makes me wonder myself...
 
[quote name='2DMention']I don't know about this thread. It's like asking "Do you wear pajamas to bed?"[/QUOTE]Out of pure intelligence and the fact that this is the OT forum, I am NOT reading the OP. And I am not circumized. :lol:


And I don't wear pjs to bed. That's right. I go starkers. :whee:
 
[quote name='Elite Bushido™']i was at birth... and im so glad i was... cant imagine having that ugly ass thing... so weird[/QUOTE]
Not to mention it probably costs a small fortune in q-tip usage...
 
[quote name='shrike4242']Wouldn't they have to cut through all the cotton to get to the tip in situations like this?[/QUOTE]
uhh cotton? well i wouldn't know since i didnt want to see my penis get operated on by two guys. i hope that was the last time my penis will get touched by other dudes... unless the almighty raptor jesus has other plans for me...
 
[quote name='Msut77']I am.

It was very traumatic, I had no say in the matter and I couldn't walk for a year afterwards.[/QUOTE]

It left me speechless for even longer.
 
This thread is making me hungry. Is it making anyone else hungry?

...

Does that make me weird?

Nawwwwww I'm not weird. You're all weird. Weirdos. Stop asking me to get in that van with you guys.
 
[quote name='guinaevere']And I don't wear pjs to bed. That's right. I go starkers. :whee:[/QUOTE]

+1. Any time I have to actually wear something to sleep like at a friend's house or my in-laws I am never comfortable. I get all twisted.

[quote name='Strell']This thread is making me hungry. Is it making anyone else hungry?

...

Does that make me weird?

Nawwwwww I'm not weird. You're all weird. Weirdos. Stop asking me to get in that van with you guys.[/QUOTE]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGxGgsGVbOs&feature=related
 
[quote name='giantqtipz']I don't know if this topic is allowed, and I'm not trying to be a jackass with the title.

But are you circumcized??

I am! When I was 8! At the time, my family and I (parents and 2 sisters) went to my dads friends house. My dad bought me ice cream as we were waiting outside his friends house. His friend arrived wearing a doctors coat (????). I shook his hand and he opened the door. His house was a clinic!!11!1. This was in indonesia so if a doctor knows how to perform circumcision, chances are they have experience with dicks. Lots of pervs in indo man, you have no idea.

Anyway, in the middle of the operation, my dad suddenly went mad! I was in pain and I was the one fooled so I was like wtf dad???

Turns out that the doctor promised to use some kind of lighjt that was supposed to numb pain. I wasn't asleep and didn't get anesthesia, so I felt everything including the three injections that went in my balls and 2 in the area between my legs :D.

Anyway back to my dad, he was furious!!! Because he was jipped by the doctor (I wasn't supposed to feel pain). And he yelled at some doctor outside who turned out to be a dentist -__-'.

Anyway that's my story, sup bro?[/QUOTE]

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[quote name='javeryh']+1. Any time I have to actually wear something to sleep like at a friend's house or my in-laws I am never comfortable. I get all twisted.

[/QUOTE]

im a minimalist, but sometimes its cold so i wear bottoms. also when there are guests stayign over i tend to throw bottoms on so i dont wander around the house in my drawers in the morning (and middle of the night). but socks, i cant do socks in bed.
 
Chu shut your mouth, I am way less disturbed by this thread than I am about your chronicles of making love to plastic dolls atop a mountain of sadness and parental disappointment.
 
[quote name='Jesus_S_Preston']Chu shut your mouth, I am way less disturbed by this thread than I am about your chronicles of making love to plastic dolls atop a mountain of sadness and parental disappointment.[/QUOTE]

Grr, I'm angry. Maybe you should stop checking his blog then.
 
[quote name='Jesus_S_Preston']Chu shut your mouth, I am way less disturbed by this thread than I am about your chronicles of making love to plastic dolls atop a mountain of sadness and parental disappointment.[/QUOTE]

This guy got a number of shots in his testicles and between his scrotum and anus from a weirdo who proclaimed that he was going to give the kid a circumcision at age 8.

Standard operating procedure of circumcisions in the developed world is literally to strap the baby boy onto a board while the foreskin is forcibly ripped from the penis. No anesthesia. It's tantamount to child abuse because while most people think the baby boy's actually calm during it, the truth is he's going into shock because he's getting the skin violently ripped off of his penis while feeling the full pain of the experience.

That being said, it's a relatively clean operation when done right. I shudder to think what kind of shit went down in the circumcision in question in the first post. First, I've got to wonder what kind of pervert that doctor (or "doctor") was. Second, I've got to wonder what kind of jollies this doctor was getting from injecting whatever into his scrotum and other regions. Finally, I've got to wonder what kind of sanitation, or lack thereof, was practiced. This guy could have been infected with HIV or some shit at age 8.

And even if the OP is just a big lie, it's a horrible mental image to give to a person with any degree of imagination. Hence, the Haruhi picture.

So, fuck you, Jesus. This is some serious life stuff that has no need for an inconsequential doll blog that you don't even like to be dragged into this topic. You are an asshole. And if it's just some practical joke, you shouldn't be dragging my blog into everything anyway, so you're still an asshole. Either way you look at it, Jesus is an asshole.
 
i saw this thing on the travel channel once where some people from Madagascar chopped off a little boy's foreskin and the grandparents ate it because someone from the family has to eat it because it's tradition but i've never seen a tradition of dudes with creepy anime blow up dolls
 
[quote name='Chuplayer']This guy got a number of shots in his testicles and between his scrotum and anus from a weirdo who proclaimed that he was going to give the kid a circumcision at age 8.

Standard operating procedure of circumcisions in the developed world is literally to strap the baby boy onto a board while the foreskin is forcibly ripped from the penis. No anesthesia. It's tantamount to child abuse because while most people think the baby boy's actually calm during it, the truth is he's going into shock because he's getting the skin violently ripped off of his penis while feeling the full pain of the experience.

That being said, it's a relatively clean operation when done right. I shudder to think what kind of shit went down in the circumcision in question in the first post. First, I've got to wonder what kind of pervert that doctor (or "doctor") was. Second, I've got to wonder what kind of jollies this doctor was getting from injecting whatever into his scrotum and other regions. Finally, I've got to wonder what kind of sanitation, or lack thereof, was practiced. This guy could have been infected with HIV or some shit at age 8.

And even if the OP is just a big lie, it's a horrible mental image to give to a person with any degree of imagination. Hence, the Haruhi picture.

So, fuck you, Jesus. This is some serious life stuff that has no need for an inconsequential doll blog that you don't even like to be dragged into this topic. You are an asshole. And if it's just some practical joke, you shouldn't be dragging my blog into everything anyway, so you're still an asshole. Either way you look at it, Jesus is an asshole.[/QUOTE]

Hey, asshole, did it ever occur to you that this type of practice is considered somewhat normal based on Indonesian culture/society? Also, where do you get your facts in regards to 'Standard operating procedure of circumcisions in the developed world is literally to strap the baby boy onto a board while the foreskin is forcibly ripped from the penis. No anesthesia.' Pretty sure when I was born and was circumcised I didn't go through the experience you just made a claim to. And it's not tantamount to child abuse otherwise it wouldn't be such a common practice. You really have no basis for any of your wild claims. Do us all a favor and shut the fuck up. The only experience you have in life involves fake dolls which probably is an attempt to compensate for your lack of meaningful/real things in your life. Seriously, go dress up, take photos of and play with your dolls you sick fuck.
 
Yeah, I had mine done last week. I still have the skin in a jar...

Just kidding. Shit was done at birth or such a young age that I don't remember it.

Want pics?
 
[quote name='Organization_XIII']Yeah, I had mine done last week. I still have the skin in a jar...

Just kidding.[/QUOTE]

So you're saying you didn't get it done last week?
 
I have to admit, it's a pretty bitchin' rendition of a Burt Reynolds uppercutting a chainsaw-armed bear while surfing on top of an on-fire helicopter.
 
[quote name='Strell']I have to admit, it's a pretty bitchin' rendition of a Burt Reynolds uppercutting a chainsaw-armed bear while surfing on top of an on-fire helicopter.[/QUOTE]

I originally considered Kenny Rogers and an orca but there's no comparison to the timelessness that is the King of Cannonball Run.
 
[quote name='crushtopher']Hey, asshole, did it ever occur to you that this type of practice is considered somewhat normal based on Indonesian culture/society?[/quote]

Needles. In the testicles.

The more I think about it, the more I wonder if this guy went through some sort of S&M thing.

EDIT: Also, excuse me for not feeling comfortable with the genitalia of baby girls being mutilated in the middle east. America's got its problems, but I have no problem saying certain cultural things in other countries are just plain wrong.

Also, where do you get your facts in regards to 'Standard operating procedure of circumcisions in the developed world is literally to strap the baby boy onto a board while the foreskin is forcibly ripped from the penis. No anesthesia.'
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I was first alerted to it by an episode of Bullshit. (There was so much baby penis blood :shock: ) Then I followed up on it with other research. I don't remember exactly what. It was over 5 years ago. But that's how it is.

Pretty sure when I was born and was circumcised I didn't go through the experience you just made a claim to.
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You keep telling yourself that.

And it's not tantamount to child abuse otherwise it wouldn't be such a common practice.
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Once again, you keep telling yourself that.

You really have no basis for any of your wild claims. Do us all a favor and shut the fuck up. The only experience you have in life involves fake dolls which probably is an attempt to compensate for your lack of meaningful/real things in your life. Seriously, go dress up, take photos of and play with your dolls you sick fuck.
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You are an asshole, too.
 
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Whoa why do some of you think I'm lying? Is it because I presented my story in a weird funny manner? Yea it was gruesome and painful, I mean I was there! But looking back at all the things that happened at the time, especially the bit with my dad, I just can't help myself but laugh at how crazy that day was.

Oh and its not like I was operated in some rural village by some local shaman or umm whatever those village doctors are called.. Indonesia isn't THAT bad you know.

My cousin told me in her neighborhood, the community once a year would hold an event for one day, where children would attend to get circumcised and in return they get money or toys from the govt.

And in regards to traditions.. The way I was circunsied was in no way conservative. My dad told me he was circumcised with a bamboo in his village back in the 50s. If I'm not wrong, the process was to stretch the foreskin outward and roll it around a small bamboo stick, and just cut it or pull it.. I'm not sure but cutting it makes more sense.
 
[quote name='giantqtipz']Whoa why do some of you think I'm lying? Is it because I presented my story in a weird funny manner? Yea it was gruesome and painful, I mean I was there! But looking back at all the things that happened at the time, especially the bit with my dad, I just can't help myself but laugh at how crazy that day was.

Oh and its not like I was operated in some rural village by some local shaman or umm whatever those village doctors are called.. Indonesia isn't THAT bad you know.

My cousin told me in her neighborhood, the community once a year would hold an event for one day, where children would attend to get circumcised and in return they get money or toys from the govt.

And in regards to traditions.. The way I was circunsied was in no way conservative. My dad told me he was circumcised with a bamboo in his village back in the 50s. If I'm not wrong, the process was to stretch the foreskin outward and roll it around a small bamboo stick, and just cut it or pull it.. I'm not sure but cutting it makes more sense.[/QUOTE]

Can you explain the needles in the testicles? Because that sounds completely unnecessary.

And I'm not concerned about shamany ruralness. I'm concerned about a lack of sanitation at best and a perverse and/or evil desire to cause harm at worst.

And if there's a national holiday for shoving unnecessary needles into a little boy's testicles while he's getting a circumcision, then what the fuck? Seriously. My balls are hurting just thinking about this.
 
Why am I still reading this thread? Also no, not circumcised, and sleep in my boxers from the day, and t-shirt.
 
[quote name='Chuplayer']Can you explain the needles in the testicles? Because that sounds completely unnecessary.

And I'm not concerned about shamany ruralness. I'm concerned about a lack of sanitation at best and a perverse and/or evil desire to cause harm at worst.

And if there's a national holiday for shoving unnecessary needles into a little boy's testicles while he's getting a circumcision, then what the fuck? Seriously. My balls are hurting just thinking about this.[/QUOTE]

Lol, well I did mention in one of my earlier posts that I never thought about the purpose of those injections until someone asked me about it in this thread. So I really don't know why that procedure was performed.

And haha, its not a national holiday. Its just a local event. My neighborhood didn't have that. But I never mentioned how those boys were circumcised right? So anythings possible. And perhaps the kids get anesthesia this time -_-. I know my friends who were asleep when they were circumcised. They're my indo friends, and you know.. In indo, as kids; you would ask each other if you were circumcised or not, and if you're not, you would make fun of them. I don't know why we do that, I just followe the boat and asked every one of my friends when I was little if they were circumcised.. Obviously here in the states, that's something you would keep to yourself.
 
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