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I could watch him flop for the big boot over and over again.
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In that first pic, Sheamus looks like an extra from Newsies.
I hate you guys fro making me reference that movie.
I hate you guys fro making me reference that movie.
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The ECW summon .gif is excellent as well.
[quote name='Halo05']Preach on! You are a 15 year old female drama student right?[/QUOTE]
I hate you.
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(OK, I don't--but I still love Newsies!
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Since WWE didn't give ECW a proper burial...
Some of my favorite memories of ECW include Dudley Boyz promos, Joel Gertner's monologue, Joey Styles' banter (and his banter with Don Callis), Taz and his suplexes, and ECW's tag team division (Eliminators, Dudley Boyz, Whipwreck-Tajiri, the FBI, Doring-Roadkill, Impact Players, etc.).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4z0tg3WaoE
Tony Mamaluke: Great talent that saw no greatness in his career.
I hate you.
((OK, I don't--but I still love Newsies!
)Since WWE didn't give ECW a proper burial...
Some of my favorite memories of ECW include Dudley Boyz promos, Joel Gertner's monologue, Joey Styles' banter (and his banter with Don Callis), Taz and his suplexes, and ECW's tag team division (Eliminators, Dudley Boyz, Whipwreck-Tajiri, the FBI, Doring-Roadkill, Impact Players, etc.).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4z0tg3WaoE
Tony Mamaluke: Great talent that saw no greatness in his career.
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Dick Tracy
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Little Guido was awesome, too.
Edit: Watching old ECW matches makes me depressed.
Edit: Watching old ECW matches makes me depressed.
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But Mikey Whipwreck stunk once he stopped being the jobber-in-the-all-over-print-dragon-shirt dude.
I loved Barry Horowitz-esque Whipwreck.
I loved Barry Horowitz-esque Whipwreck.
[quote name='Brak']Little Guido was awesome, too.
Edit: Watching old ECW matches makes me depressed.[/QUOTE]
Oh, man, I loved Little Guido. He had good matches with Super Crazy and Tajiri. I miss those Three-way dances.
[quote name='mykevermin']But Mikey Whipwreck stunk once he stopped being the jobber-in-the-all-over-print-dragon-shirt dude.
I loved Barry Horowitz-esque Whipwreck.[/QUOTE]
Mikey Whipwreck the underdog was one heck of a character. It was hard to not cheer for him (as opposed to Waltman as the 123 Kid, who I booed).
Who has an 'underdog' gimmick in WWE or TNA? I can't think of any.
Edit: Watching old ECW matches makes me depressed.[/QUOTE]
Oh, man, I loved Little Guido. He had good matches with Super Crazy and Tajiri. I miss those Three-way dances.
[quote name='mykevermin']But Mikey Whipwreck stunk once he stopped being the jobber-in-the-all-over-print-dragon-shirt dude.
I loved Barry Horowitz-esque Whipwreck.[/QUOTE]
Mikey Whipwreck the underdog was one heck of a character. It was hard to not cheer for him (as opposed to Waltman as the 123 Kid, who I booed).
Who has an 'underdog' gimmick in WWE or TNA? I can't think of any.
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[quote name='Chase']Who has an 'underdog' gimmick in WWE or TNA? I can't think of any.[/QUOTE]
Christopher Daniels.
Christopher Daniels.
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Underdogs are supposed to overcome.
Bourne loses every match in like two minutes. That's not an underdog, that's a jobber.
Mysterio is WWE's major underdog.
Bourne loses every match in like two minutes. That's not an underdog, that's a jobber.
Mysterio is WWE's major underdog.
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That oversell was one of my favorite moments. I liked how JR talked it up too really contributing to the oversell.
[quote name='Brak']Christopher Daniels.[/QUOTE]
Val Venis besting Christopher Daniels makes me sad. Val Venis gaining any legitimate position in any company (outside of trainer and road agent) also makes me sad.
[quote name='BigHow']In theory, RAW-era Evan Bourne fits the bill. Though they haven't really played up his scrappiness.[/QUOTE]
Evan Bourne (Matt Sydal) works. The scrappiness of Bourne is evident, and I can see WWE eventually playing up the trait.
Speaking of Evan Bourne, I think he should be a part of the NXT roster (after this 'mentorship' storyh passes)--as he won't get very far with the 'big guys' on Raw.
The 'mentorship' story for NXT gives wandering talent something to do and some mainstream legitimacy to some of the NXT talent (outside of whom ever is paired with, mid-card wonders, Matt Hardy and Carlito).
Is it just me, or does Cody Rhodes still act very 'green'? Toss Slam Master J into the mix and give him a new gimmick. I'd say toss Harry Smith and TJ Wilson onto the show, too, but they're one of a few, actual tag teams in WWE.k
And again, 'Daniel Bryanson' is much better than 'Daniel Bryan'. The suffix of -son helps make his name a lot less generic.
http://www.wwe.com/content/media/video/vms/wwenxt/2010/february15-21/13532536
I watched the NXT talent 'introduction' promo again.
Byron Saxton, on some guy named Heath Slater: "...he has sun-kissed red hair..."
I thought I accidentally clicked on a Suave commercial, or something. What a weird choice of words (for Saxton or whom ever wrote that line).
Val Venis besting Christopher Daniels makes me sad. Val Venis gaining any legitimate position in any company (outside of trainer and road agent) also makes me sad.
[quote name='BigHow']In theory, RAW-era Evan Bourne fits the bill. Though they haven't really played up his scrappiness.[/QUOTE]
Evan Bourne (Matt Sydal) works. The scrappiness of Bourne is evident, and I can see WWE eventually playing up the trait.
Speaking of Evan Bourne, I think he should be a part of the NXT roster (after this 'mentorship' storyh passes)--as he won't get very far with the 'big guys' on Raw.
The 'mentorship' story for NXT gives wandering talent something to do and some mainstream legitimacy to some of the NXT talent (outside of whom ever is paired with, mid-card wonders, Matt Hardy and Carlito).
Is it just me, or does Cody Rhodes still act very 'green'? Toss Slam Master J into the mix and give him a new gimmick. I'd say toss Harry Smith and TJ Wilson onto the show, too, but they're one of a few, actual tag teams in WWE.
kAnd again, 'Daniel Bryanson' is much better than 'Daniel Bryan'. The suffix of -son helps make his name a lot less generic.
http://www.wwe.com/content/media/video/vms/wwenxt/2010/february15-21/13532536
I watched the NXT talent 'introduction' promo again.
Byron Saxton, on some guy named Heath Slater: "...he has sun-kissed red hair..."
I thought I accidentally clicked on a Suave commercial, or something. What a weird choice of words (for Saxton or whom ever wrote that line).
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7SIasiq7vY
The WWF Aggression album (remember the largely awful hip-hop mixes of WWF themes) was supposed to have this for the Godfather originally - it was later replaced by a song that made Ice-T look even lazier than he already was. I mean really, this song is better and also Slick Rick, so I'm very curious what the reason behind dropping it was.
Thought of GF as he is on WWE's "Where are they now?" section, where they are too afraid to call him a "pimp" and instead say he was an "entertainer who was always surrounded by women." :lol:
The WWF Aggression album (remember the largely awful hip-hop mixes of WWF themes) was supposed to have this for the Godfather originally - it was later replaced by a song that made Ice-T look even lazier than he already was. I mean really, this song is better and also Slick Rick, so I'm very curious what the reason behind dropping it was.
Thought of GF as he is on WWE's "Where are they now?" section, where they are too afraid to call him a "pimp" and instead say he was an "entertainer who was always surrounded by women." :lol:
That WWF rap album is probably the worst album I own, and I own some 
ing awful albums. There is some unintentional humor on there that just barely redeems it - the version of the Brood theme has a few funny lines ("Lock up your doors, and throw away the key / You can't run from me, look at my teeth" "That click with no love / You might call us thugs / Don't give us no hugs"), Snoop repeatedly saying "when I say hell, you say yeah" in Austin's theme has been a running joke with my friends for years.
Big Show used the theme he had on that album for a brief period, which made no sense. But it was Big Show coming out to a rap song, I guess it had that going for it.
Too bad we didn't get a gangsta version of "HOW DO YA LIKE ME NOW??" I guess the Kool Moe Dee song will have to do.
ing awful albums. There is some unintentional humor on there that just barely redeems it - the version of the Brood theme has a few funny lines ("Lock up your doors, and throw away the key / You can't run from me, look at my teeth" "That click with no love / You might call us thugs / Don't give us no hugs"), Snoop repeatedly saying "when I say hell, you say yeah" in Austin's theme has been a running joke with my friends for years.Big Show used the theme he had on that album for a brief period, which made no sense. But it was Big Show coming out to a rap song, I guess it had that going for it.
Too bad we didn't get a gangsta version of "HOW DO YA LIKE ME NOW??" I guess the Kool Moe Dee song will have to do.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8pKC6d3f84
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8mK_0ljvQY
Re HBK's overselling.
The only two bits that seemed over the top within the context of the match itself were the turnbuckle spot and the big boot sell. I think everything else did a good job of showing that Hogan, while old, is way bigger and way stronger than Shawn.
Very funny video to watch on its own.
The only two bits that seemed over the top within the context of the match itself were the turnbuckle spot and the big boot sell. I think everything else did a good job of showing that Hogan, while old, is way bigger and way stronger than Shawn.
Very funny video to watch on its own.
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[quote name='Mr. Beef']I guess if you wanna be a smart-aleck, you could call John Cena an underdog, too. [/QUOTE]
Yeah because we have been force fed about how Cena "fights against all odds" for what feels like decades now.
[/QUOTE]Yeah because we have been force fed about how Cena "fights against all odds" for what feels like decades now.
[quote name='Halo05']Re HBK's overselling.
The only two bits that seemed over the top within the context of the match itself were the turnbuckle spot and the big boot sell. I think everything else did a good job of showing that Hogan, while old, is way bigger and way stronger than Shawn.
Very funny video to watch on its own.[/QUOTE]
It's worth noting that Hogan did get him back at the end of the match - after he hits the boot and Michaels oversells it, Hogan takes a completely ridiculous amount of time pandering to the crowd and walking around before calmly running the ropes and hitting the legdrop - almost to say "ok motherer, you want to oversell it? Well now you're going to just lay there for 20 seconds before I pin you cleanly in the middle of the ring."
The only two bits that seemed over the top within the context of the match itself were the turnbuckle spot and the big boot sell. I think everything else did a good job of showing that Hogan, while old, is way bigger and way stronger than Shawn.
Very funny video to watch on its own.[/QUOTE]
It's worth noting that Hogan did get him back at the end of the match - after he hits the boot and Michaels oversells it, Hogan takes a completely ridiculous amount of time pandering to the crowd and walking around before calmly running the ropes and hitting the legdrop - almost to say "ok mother
er, you want to oversell it? Well now you're going to just lay there for 20 seconds before I pin you cleanly in the middle of the ring."[quote name='KaneRobot']It's worth noting that Hogan did get him back at the end of the match - after he hits the boot and Michaels oversells it, Hogan takes a completely ridiculous amount of time pandering to the crowd and walking around before calmly running the ropes and hitting the legdrop - almost to say "ok motherer, you want to oversell it? Well now you're going to just lay there for 20 seconds before I pin you cleanly in the middle of the ring."[/QUOTE]
Haha, that's funny. I need to throw that match on my, "To be rewatched sooner or later" pile. It's actually a really good match considering the average age of the participants and their respective piles of injuries.
er, you want to oversell it? Well now you're going to just lay there for 20 seconds before I pin you cleanly in the middle of the ring."[/QUOTE]Haha, that's funny. I need to throw that match on my, "To be rewatched sooner or later" pile. It's actually a really good match considering the average age of the participants and their respective piles of injuries.
Oversells are great. Pure entertainment right there. I don't think it did anything to hurt Hogan's performance considering the whole Hulkamania angle thrives on that. A no sell (which is indeed part of Hogan's very act) would have been detrimental.
You know what really bothered me though? The following day on RAW, Michaels comes out and basically gives this transparently sarcastic commentary on the match saying things like Hogan was "cat like" and so forth. I mean, it was blatant beyond belief. He went on to say something to the effect of "you guys cheer for him, but after all is said and done I'm the one still here performing".
Seriously dude, bitter much?
You know what really bothered me though? The following day on RAW, Michaels comes out and basically gives this transparently sarcastic commentary on the match saying things like Hogan was "cat like" and so forth. I mean, it was blatant beyond belief. He went on to say something to the effect of "you guys cheer for him, but after all is said and done I'm the one still here performing".
Seriously dude, bitter much?
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[quote name='mykevermin']Thought of GF as he is on WWE's "Where are they now?" section, where they are too afraid to call him a "pimp" and instead say he was an "entertainer who was always surrounded by women." :lol:[/QUOTE]
"Entertaining while always being surrounded by women ain't easy!"
"Entertaining while always being surrounded by women ain't easy!"
[quote name='Lords Of Pain']Aside from scrapping the annual Survivor Series event, WWE.com has updates its upcoming PPV lineup with several notable changes that begin after March's WrestleMania. The changes include:
- Backlash is no more. WWE's April PPV will now be Extreme Rules (on 4/25).
- With Extreme Rules moved to April, a new PPV event will debut on May 23 called "WWE Wild Card."
- The Bash is also gone and has been replaced with "Fatal Four Way" on June 20.
- WWE's Night of Champions PPV, which used to take place in July, has been moved to September. The July show is now titled "Money in the Bank" and will take place on July 18. This could mean there will be no Money In The Bank match at WrestleMania this year.
- Summerslam will take place on August 15th.
- Night of Champions will now take place on September 19th.
- Hell in a Cell will take place on October 3rd.
[/QUOTE]
January - Royal Rumble
February - Elimination Chamber
March - Wrestlemania
April - Extreme Rules
May - Wild Card
June - Fatal Four Way
July - Money In The Bank
August - Summerslam
September - Night Of Champions
October - Hell In A Cell
November - ?
December - ?
- Backlash is no more. WWE's April PPV will now be Extreme Rules (on 4/25).
- With Extreme Rules moved to April, a new PPV event will debut on May 23 called "WWE Wild Card."
- The Bash is also gone and has been replaced with "Fatal Four Way" on June 20.
- WWE's Night of Champions PPV, which used to take place in July, has been moved to September. The July show is now titled "Money in the Bank" and will take place on July 18. This could mean there will be no Money In The Bank match at WrestleMania this year.
- Summerslam will take place on August 15th.
- Night of Champions will now take place on September 19th.
- Hell in a Cell will take place on October 3rd.
[/QUOTE]
January - Royal Rumble
February - Elimination Chamber
March - Wrestlemania
April - Extreme Rules
May - Wild Card
June - Fatal Four Way
July - Money In The Bank
August - Summerslam
September - Night Of Champions
October - Hell In A Cell
November - ?
December - ?
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I just read somewhere that qualifying matches for MitB at WM were set to begin on the next Raw.
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Does this mean no MitB at WM? Or two this year? The latter would be a bad idea.
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Knowing WWE, the MitB PPV will have two of the matches, one for Raw and one for Smackdown. The winners will receive their shots that same night.
Mentoring Daniel Bryan on WWE NXT
There has been a lot of controversy this week about me mentoring Daniel Bryan on WWE's new show, WWE NXT.
I've read a lot of interviews, blogs, ect. about the matter and they all seem to be asking the same thing. "Why is The Miz mentoring Daniel Bryan when Daniel Bryan has wrestled all over the world for 10 years plus?"
It's come to my knowledge that some members of the WWE Universe think they know everything about WWE and what it takes to be a WWE Superstar. They think that if a guy does well in the independent minor leagues, then all of a sudden he should be in the WWE.
They think that if a guy can main event in front of a hundred people at a bingo hall, then he's ready to main event at Wrestlemaniahttp://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2010/0218/484785/the-miz/index.shtml#. Just because fans on the Internet say you're ready doesn't mean you really are.
Just because a fat guy with no teeth who sits in the front row, buys your T-shirt and says you're the king of wrestling, doesn't mean you really are.
What the WWE Universe doesn't understand is there is so much more then I can describe in a single blog involved in being successful in the WWE.
My job is to make Daniel Bryan a star in the WWE, because let's face it, if you look at a picture of him right now, do you think STAR?
No, Daniel Bryan looks like my accountant ... ordinary and bland.
Maybe if he had The Miz's charisma and look, he would have been in the WWE by now. Don't hate on me because it didn't take me a decade to get a WWE contract and go down in WWE history to be the first Superstar to win the United States Title and Unified Tag Team Titles.
Don't get me wrong, Daniel Bryan has all the talent in the world, but every wrestler has weaknesses. And that's what my job is, to find his weakness and make him the biggest star possible.
I just hope Daniel Bryan doesn't believe himself what these ignorant members of the WWE Universe believe about him, or WWE NXT is going to be a nightmare for him.
MIZ
There has been a lot of controversy this week about me mentoring Daniel Bryan on WWE's new show, WWE NXT.
I've read a lot of interviews, blogs, ect. about the matter and they all seem to be asking the same thing. "Why is The Miz mentoring Daniel Bryan when Daniel Bryan has wrestled all over the world for 10 years plus?"
It's come to my knowledge that some members of the WWE Universe think they know everything about WWE and what it takes to be a WWE Superstar. They think that if a guy does well in the independent minor leagues, then all of a sudden he should be in the WWE.
They think that if a guy can main event in front of a hundred people at a bingo hall, then he's ready to main event at Wrestlemaniahttp://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2010/0218/484785/the-miz/index.shtml#. Just because fans on the Internet say you're ready doesn't mean you really are.
Just because a fat guy with no teeth who sits in the front row, buys your T-shirt and says you're the king of wrestling, doesn't mean you really are.
What the WWE Universe doesn't understand is there is so much more then I can describe in a single blog involved in being successful in the WWE.
My job is to make Daniel Bryan a star in the WWE, because let's face it, if you look at a picture of him right now, do you think STAR?
No, Daniel Bryan looks like my accountant ... ordinary and bland.
Maybe if he had The Miz's charisma and look, he would have been in the WWE by now. Don't hate on me because it didn't take me a decade to get a WWE contract and go down in WWE history to be the first Superstar to win the United States Title and Unified Tag Team Titles.
Don't get me wrong, Daniel Bryan has all the talent in the world, but every wrestler has weaknesses. And that's what my job is, to find his weakness and make him the biggest star possible.
I just hope Daniel Bryan doesn't believe himself what these ignorant members of the WWE Universe believe about him, or WWE NXT is going to be a nightmare for him.
MIZ
[quote name='gareman']Mentoring Daniel Bryan on WWE NXT
There has been a lot of controversy this week about me mentoring Daniel Bryan on WWE's new show, WWE NXT.
I've read a lot of interviews, blogs, ect. about the matter and they all seem to be asking the same thing. "Why is The Miz mentoring Daniel Bryan when Daniel Bryan has wrestled all over the world for 10 years plus?"
It's come to my knowledge that some members of the WWE Universe think they know everything about WWE and what it takes to be a WWE Superstar. They think that if a guy does well in the independent minor leagues, then all of a sudden he should be in the WWE.
They think that if a guy can main event in front of a hundred people at a bingo hall, then he's ready to main event at Wrestlemaniahttp://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2010/0218/484785/the-miz/index.shtml#. Just because fans on the Internet say you're ready doesn't mean you really are.
Just because a fat guy with no teeth who sits in the front row, buys your T-shirt and says you're the king of wrestling, doesn't mean you really are.
What the WWE Universe doesn't understand is there is so much more then I can describe in a single blog involved in being successful in the WWE.
My job is to make Daniel Bryan a star in the WWE, because let's face it, if you look at a picture of him right now, do you think STAR?
No, Daniel Bryan looks like my accountant ... ordinary and bland.
Maybe if he had The Miz's charisma and look, he would have been in the WWE by now. Don't hate on me because it didn't take me a decade to get a WWE contract and go down in WWE history to be the first Superstar to win the United States Title and Unified Tag Team Titles.
Don't get me wrong, Daniel Bryan has all the talent in the world, but every wrestler has weaknesses. And that's what my job is, to find his weakness and make him the biggest star possible.
I just hope Daniel Bryan doesn't believe himself what these ignorant members of the WWE Universe believe about him, or WWE NXT is going to be a nightmare for him.
MIZ[/QUOTE]
noice try Miz, you ain't gonna mark the smarks
There has been a lot of controversy this week about me mentoring Daniel Bryan on WWE's new show, WWE NXT.
I've read a lot of interviews, blogs, ect. about the matter and they all seem to be asking the same thing. "Why is The Miz mentoring Daniel Bryan when Daniel Bryan has wrestled all over the world for 10 years plus?"
It's come to my knowledge that some members of the WWE Universe think they know everything about WWE and what it takes to be a WWE Superstar. They think that if a guy does well in the independent minor leagues, then all of a sudden he should be in the WWE.
They think that if a guy can main event in front of a hundred people at a bingo hall, then he's ready to main event at Wrestlemaniahttp://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2010/0218/484785/the-miz/index.shtml#. Just because fans on the Internet say you're ready doesn't mean you really are.
Just because a fat guy with no teeth who sits in the front row, buys your T-shirt and says you're the king of wrestling, doesn't mean you really are.
What the WWE Universe doesn't understand is there is so much more then I can describe in a single blog involved in being successful in the WWE.
My job is to make Daniel Bryan a star in the WWE, because let's face it, if you look at a picture of him right now, do you think STAR?
No, Daniel Bryan looks like my accountant ... ordinary and bland.
Maybe if he had The Miz's charisma and look, he would have been in the WWE by now. Don't hate on me because it didn't take me a decade to get a WWE contract and go down in WWE history to be the first Superstar to win the United States Title and Unified Tag Team Titles.
Don't get me wrong, Daniel Bryan has all the talent in the world, but every wrestler has weaknesses. And that's what my job is, to find his weakness and make him the biggest star possible.
I just hope Daniel Bryan doesn't believe himself what these ignorant members of the WWE Universe believe about him, or WWE NXT is going to be a nightmare for him.
MIZ[/QUOTE]
noice try Miz, you ain't gonna mark the smarks
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Miz can do better than that in trying to get people to hate him.
Pretty boring effort if I do say so.
Pretty boring effort if I do say so.
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This is pretty good opening promo.
However, AJ is still a horrible heel.
However, AJ is still a horrible heel.
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The Future Frankie Kazarian is back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Pretty good show aside from the WTF-ish Joe abduction that reminded me of the Fresh Prince being kidnapped in Philly and taken to Bel-Air so his show could continue. Angle's AWESOME promo turning into another RAH RAH RAH AMERICA! one kinda bugged me, but damn was he ever on fire before that. And of course, the Pope-Flair stuff on the mic was awesome. I'm not sure exactly what Hogan/Abyss was, but it was at least impossible to turn the channel during it. Match-wise, the however-many-man X division tag was fine, but man was Kaz ever a lame former champ to bring back.
OJ beating Joe wasn't as bad as I thought, largely due to the cool-looking tornado backstabber and Joe getting up immediately selling it as a fluke, but still kinda helping OJ out. The show-closing deal with Nash and Hall was a good way to build up what I guess will be a Band vs. EY/Nash tag match on the 3/8 Impact, but wasn't on par with the other great stuff on the show. Abyss-Jarrett was perfectly fine, but my favorite JJ moment involved his double-wide dressing room - that thing was hilarious.
Screens -
GET INTO MY OFFICE AND FIND OUT WHERE THE POWER LIES!
(Joe gets kidnapped)
Zombie hot D-cups
Quotes -
OJ beating Joe wasn't as bad as I thought, largely due to the cool-looking tornado backstabber and Joe getting up immediately selling it as a fluke, but still kinda helping OJ out. The show-closing deal with Nash and Hall was a good way to build up what I guess will be a Band vs. EY/Nash tag match on the 3/8 Impact, but wasn't on par with the other great stuff on the show. Abyss-Jarrett was perfectly fine, but my favorite JJ moment involved his double-wide dressing room - that thing was hilarious.
Screens -
GET INTO MY OFFICE AND FIND OUT WHERE THE POWER LIES!
(Joe gets kidnapped)
Zombie hot D-cups
Quotes -
Bischoff - Hey, tell him TNA’s heaven compared to that cesspool he’s used to working in. Let the games begin!
Taz - HERE COMES DA POPE!
Pope - Is it me or did someone say we’re having a party here tonight?! Now, it could be because Pope has arrived, but I think it’s only happening cuz POPE IS PIMPIN! At AAO, Pope he defied the odds - he overcame every obstacle, and here he stands tonight as the numbah one contender to the TNA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! Now, the only thing standing between Pope and his biggest bling is one Arthur Jackson and the Nature Boy Dick Flair. Did Pope just say Dick Flair? It’s okay - because Ric Is a dick, so he deserves it. Dick Flair and Aurthur, Pope wants you to hear him clear. While you may be jet flyin’ yada yaya, you will never EVER be the charismatic pimpacular, pimp-slapping, always-on-fire POPE D’ANGELO DINERO! Come Lockdown, Pope’s gonna enter the cage, as the challenger, but after the money has fallen and Arthur is crawlin’, the Pope will be declared THE NEW TNA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! (Flair comes out)
Flair - Can I assume that you can read and write!? If you can read, what’s that label say - ARMANI! It’s an Italian designer…YOU KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT! So, that being said, I can assume you understand this language - MY NAME IS RIC FLAIR! It has been and always will be - and you, when you were 6, were praying to God to grow up and be just like me! ISN’T THAT RIGHT!? I WAS BLING BEFORE THERE WAS BLING! Now, let me tell you and the American public - worldwide actually, that I’m almost exhausted. I’ve been with AJ and his legion since Sunday - It’s an exhausting ordeal because he’s a piece of work. He’s a wrestling machine. He’s custom-made, limo-riding…WOAH, I’M NOT DONE - and to summarize it all, he’s the TNA World’s Heavyweight Champion, which makes him the greatest athlete alive.
Pope - Look here, I know what the marquee has said, but I’m gonna reiterate, and Pope don’t like to repeat himself - your name may be Ric, but in Pope’s eyes, YOU’RE STILL DICK! No matter if you put shades on a piece of crap, at the end of the day, he’s still a piece of crap!
Flair - I think you and I have a failure to communicate! YOU’RE A STREET THUG, LOW-RIDER-DRIVING SON OF A GUN! HE’S GOT MORE INVESTED IN HIS SUIT THAN YOUR MAMA AND DADDY HAVE INVESTED IN FOOD STAMPS! C’mon ladies.
Pope - Hey, those ladies will say anything!
AJ - THAT’S FUNNY, CUZ I’M THE CHAMP AND YOU’RE NOTHING! NOBODY’S GOING ANYWHERE!
Pope - I’m gonna get closer so you can hear - Pope is on you like white on rice!
Taz - I’m a big fan of ZOMBIE HOT!
Taz - I don’t think Daffney sweats Poison - the spider in that cage gimmick!
Taz - Daffney’s got some holey pantyhose. Those aren’t pantose, aren’t they?
Tenay - They couldn’t be fishnets, could they?
Tenay - SHE’S TRYING TO RIP THE HAIR OUT OF HER HEAD!
Taz - I wouldn’t know what that feels like - you either Mike!
Taz - DAFFNEY’S GOT A TOOLBOX! SHE HIT HER WITH A TOOLBOX!
Tenay - SHOT TO THE BACK!
Taz - Eva have your toolbox slammed, Mike?
Tenay - Never!
Bischoff - We want you looking FINE representing TNA, Mick.
Foley - I’ve got a sportscoat - I wore it for my wedding.
Bischoff - Yeah…it was out of style when you bought It…
Tenay - IS THAT A MALE AND FEMALE ASSOCIATE WITH ORLANDO JORDAN!?
Taz - Well, that’s a male, right?
Tenay - DIDJA SEE THAT ON JOE’S FACE!?
Taz - Yeah…
Tenay - IT WAS THE BODY LANGUAGE! THE FACE! A LOOK ON HIS FACE!
Tenay - ORLANDO JORDAN JUST BEAT SAMOA JOE!?
Bischoff - I WARNED YOU THAT IF THERE WERE ANY SHENANIGANS, I TOLD YOU WHAT I’D DO!
Abyss - I KNOW, BUT I USED THE TACKS! I DID JUST WHAT YOU ASKED!
Bischoff - DID I ASK YOU TO USE TACKS OR THE BAT?! BAT, TACKS!?
Abyss - TACKS, SIR!
Bischoff - MICK’S ON A SHOPPING SPREE AND HOGAN’S TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS, AND MY FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS IT TO TAKE THAT MASK OFF!
Abyss - THIS MASK IS EVERYTHING I AM!
Bischoff - WHAT YOU ARE IS A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF UGLY! DON’T THINK ABOUT LEAVING BECAUSE EVERY DOOR HAS SECURITY!?
Jeff - What are you gonna do with that bat?
Bischoff - It’s not what I’m gonna do with the bat - It’s what you’re gonna do. Tonight, I want you to use it in your match against Abyss. So instead of sitting in a palatial double wide dressing room reminiscing about the good ole days, take the bat and use it against Abyss. If you do, I might even get you a velvet painting of Velvet so you’ll feel right at home.
Penzer - Max and Jeremy Buck - GENERATION ME!
Tenay - KAZARIAN IS BACK!
Taz - BIG-TIME MAJOR-LEAGUE OVATION FOR KAZARIAN!
(after Max does a split upside down)Taz - WHAT DA HELL IS DAT!?
Tenay - JEFF JARRETT IS EYE-ING THE BARB WIRE BAT!
Tenay - DID YOU SEE ABYSS’S REACTION TO TOUCHING THE END OF IT!?
Taz - The barb wire bat?
Bischoff - DO IT, DAMMIT! YOU KNOW WHAT JARRETT, I KNEW I COULDN’T TRUST YOU! GUYS! ABYSS, I TOLD YOU WHAT I WOULD DO! YOU WANNA SEE THIS!? (Hogan comes out)
Tenay - HULK HOGAN HAS ARRIVED IN THE IMPACT ZONE!
Hogan - I GOT THIS ONE! (to Abyss)GET YOUR ASS BACK TO MY OFFICE!
Tenay - IT’S GOOD TO SEE BEER MONEY BACK ON IMPACT!
Taz - Storm is a rugged guy, while Brutus is more of a dapper fella.
Tenay - HOW ABOUT THE BRITISH INVASION!? THEY HAVE TWO TITLES!
Taz - You get titles, you get more money - it’s that simple!
Brutus - YOU CAN’T DO ANYTHING RIGHT!? THAT BELT HAS CUT THE CIRCULATION OFF TO YOUR HEAD! YOU’RE A DISGRACE TO ME, US, AND THE BRITISH INVASION! YOU LISTEN TO ME WHEN I TELL YOU THIS - I’M YOUR SUPERIOR, UNDERSTAND!? THIS BELT SHOULD BELONG TO ME, HOW GET OUT! (Terry clotheslines him)
Taz - Good for Rob for standing up for himself. Kinda hard to bully a guy the size of Rob anyway.
Hogan - I’M DONE WITH THIS CRAP, SIT DOWN! ERIC, GET OUT! I’m sick of watching you chase your tail - RIGHT NOW, IT STOPS, IT’S OVER, YOU UNDERSTAND THAT!? You know who Superman is? He’s got a cape. Popeye? He’s got spinach. ARE YOU A MONSTER!?
Abyss - YES!
Hogan - YOU’RE NOT AS BIG A MONSTER AS I AM, THE MONSTER I AM IS HULKAMANIA! YOU WILL NEVER SHAKE, BACK UP, BROTHER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS?! THIS IS HULK HOGAN’S HALL OF FAME RING! THIS IS THE ONLY THING THAT NEVER LEFT ME! THIS IS THE ONLY THING THAT ONLY LOVED ME! I DESTROYED MY BODY FOR 30 YEARS TO GET THIS! I’M SO CRIPPLED I CAN BARELY GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING! YOU DO UNDERSTAND!? PUT YOUR HAND OUT! THIS IS YOURS!
THIS WILL GIVE YOU THE POWER OF THE UNIVERSE! THIS WILL MAKE YOU THE STRONGEST MAN ON THE EARTH! THIS WILL LOVE YOU! THIS WILL MAKE YOU A GOD OF WRESTLING! YOU WILL BE FROM THIS POINT FORWARD 10 TIMES THE MAN, THE WRESTLER, AND STRONGER THAN HULK HOGAN EVER WAS! YOU WILL BECOME THE GOD OF MEN! THE MAN I COULD NEVER BE! GREATER THAN ANYTHING THAT HAS EVER BEEN!
Abyss - I FEEL THE URGE! I FEEL IT! THIS RING STANDS FOR EVERY HULKAMANIAC EVER! AND NOW IT STANDS FOR THE MONSTER ABYSS! YAAAAAAAAAAARRRAHHHHHH!
Tenay - Well, I’ve heard some great pep talks - but nothing like that.
Angle - Mr. Anderson, there are a few things I wanna say to you. I’m man enough to admit when I get beat, and this past Sunday, you beat me. But that’s not what pissed me off - what pissed me off is what you did with this. This Is a tag - in the military, they’re a little bit smaller. They put the soldier’s names on them, so if they die in battle, their commanders can ID them and send them home to their loved ones. Let me tell you why this means so much to me. You see, I’ve had a real difficult year and a half, I went through a hard divorce, I shamed my kids by getting arrested, was falsely accused, and I…(cries) (ANGLE ANGLE) Thanks. I needed that. I sat in a jail cell and I prayed to God and asked why it happened. When I posted bail, I had an appearance at an Army base and I met some amazing people who changed my life. I met soldiers, family members of soldiers who died in battle, and I had one soldier come up to me and say I saw you in the news and I believe in you. And he said I want to give you this to remind you of who you are - and there’s an inscription. It’s called “Warrior”. Out of every 100 men, 10 shouldn’t be there, 8 are targets, and 9 are the real fighters. And we’re lucky to have all of them for they make the battle. But the one - one is a warrior and he will bring the others back. Mr. Anderson, when you cut me with this, you didn’t just make me bleed, you made those soldiers bleed - soldiers who bled and died, family members of soldiers who died in battle. YOU MADE CITIZENS WHO BELIEVE IN THIS COUNTRY BLEED! AND TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE, YOU COULD’VE WALKED AWAY, BUT YOU DROPPED THIS ON MY CHEST AND SPIT ON IT! MR. ANDERSON, YOU DIDN’T SPIT ON ME, YOU SPIT ON THOSE SOLDIERS! AND YOU SPIT ON THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA! AND FOR THAT, KEN, I’M GONNA MAKE YOU SUFFER! I’M GONNA MAKE YOU BLEED UNTIL EVERY LAST DROP IS OUT OF YOUR BODY! WHEN YOU GO DOWN THAT ROAD WITH KURT ANGLE, THERE IS NO COMING BACK! KEN ANDERSON, I’LL SEE YOU IN HELL! (Anderson comes out)
Tenay - Mr. Anderson has entered. The impact zone. Don’t go. Anywhere. We’re sitting on. An explosion.
Anderson - I’m very touched and very moved, Kurt. And I’m amazed at your ablities - not only in the ring, but to also suck up to these people! YOU JUST WANT A PAT ON THE BACK! LOOK HOW SENSITIVE I AM, LOOK HOW CARING I AM! I used that hunk of junk around your neck as nothing but a utensil to carve ya up man. I MADE YA BLEED! Ya know, sometimes, I like to make people bleed. I don’t know, if you gotta problem with that, ya know, if you think you’re some kinda peacock, why doncha come up on this way and geCHA SUM! COME GECHA SUM! COME ON DADDY!
WELCOME KURT, TO TOTAL NON-STOP ANDERSON! ANDERRRRSOOOONNNN!
JB - Did Eric get in your head tonight?
Taz - SOMEBODY JUST ABDUCTED SAMOA JOE!? WHO!?
Nash - I don’t remember where or when - It was around 18 years ago, for some unknown reason, I picked Hall and Waltman to be my friends. I also bought a black suit 10 years ago because I knew I’d be putting one of them In the dirt real soon. I don’t know what’s worse in this business - the broken bones or the broken hearts, the torn tendons or the tears In relationships and families. For 3 weeks, Hall and Waltman found their way into this building. I’ve done everything I could to keep you guys employed - I’VE CARRIED YOURE ASSES ON MY BACK FOR THE LAST TIME! YOU’VE BEEN ABLE TO FIND YOUR WAY INTO THE BUILDING, AND DO YOURSELF A FAVOR TONIGHT AND FIND YOUR WAY DOWN TO ME. THIS BUSINESS CHEWS PEOPLE UP AND SPITS THEM OUT - I’M STILL STANDING! I’LL BE WAITING - I’M THE BIG GREY-HAIRED SONOFABITCH STANDING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! Nice to see you guys make it!
Taz - HERE COMES DA POPE!
Pope - Is it me or did someone say we’re having a party here tonight?! Now, it could be because Pope has arrived, but I think it’s only happening cuz POPE IS PIMPIN! At AAO, Pope he defied the odds - he overcame every obstacle, and here he stands tonight as the numbah one contender to the TNA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! Now, the only thing standing between Pope and his biggest bling is one Arthur Jackson and the Nature Boy Dick Flair. Did Pope just say Dick Flair? It’s okay - because Ric Is a dick, so he deserves it. Dick Flair and Aurthur, Pope wants you to hear him clear. While you may be jet flyin’ yada yaya, you will never EVER be the charismatic pimpacular, pimp-slapping, always-on-fire POPE D’ANGELO DINERO! Come Lockdown, Pope’s gonna enter the cage, as the challenger, but after the money has fallen and Arthur is crawlin’, the Pope will be declared THE NEW TNA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! (Flair comes out)
Flair - Can I assume that you can read and write!? If you can read, what’s that label say - ARMANI! It’s an Italian designer…YOU KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT! So, that being said, I can assume you understand this language - MY NAME IS RIC FLAIR! It has been and always will be - and you, when you were 6, were praying to God to grow up and be just like me! ISN’T THAT RIGHT!? I WAS BLING BEFORE THERE WAS BLING! Now, let me tell you and the American public - worldwide actually, that I’m almost exhausted. I’ve been with AJ and his legion since Sunday - It’s an exhausting ordeal because he’s a piece of work. He’s a wrestling machine. He’s custom-made, limo-riding…WOAH, I’M NOT DONE - and to summarize it all, he’s the TNA World’s Heavyweight Champion, which makes him the greatest athlete alive.
Pope - Look here, I know what the marquee has said, but I’m gonna reiterate, and Pope don’t like to repeat himself - your name may be Ric, but in Pope’s eyes, YOU’RE STILL DICK! No matter if you put shades on a piece of crap, at the end of the day, he’s still a piece of crap!
Flair - I think you and I have a failure to communicate! YOU’RE A STREET THUG, LOW-RIDER-DRIVING SON OF A GUN! HE’S GOT MORE INVESTED IN HIS SUIT THAN YOUR MAMA AND DADDY HAVE INVESTED IN FOOD STAMPS! C’mon ladies.
Pope - Hey, those ladies will say anything!
AJ - THAT’S FUNNY, CUZ I’M THE CHAMP AND YOU’RE NOTHING! NOBODY’S GOING ANYWHERE!
Pope - I’m gonna get closer so you can hear - Pope is on you like white on rice!
Taz - I’m a big fan of ZOMBIE HOT!
Taz - I don’t think Daffney sweats Poison - the spider in that cage gimmick!
Taz - Daffney’s got some holey pantyhose. Those aren’t pantose, aren’t they?
Tenay - They couldn’t be fishnets, could they?
Tenay - SHE’S TRYING TO RIP THE HAIR OUT OF HER HEAD!
Taz - I wouldn’t know what that feels like - you either Mike!
Taz - DAFFNEY’S GOT A TOOLBOX! SHE HIT HER WITH A TOOLBOX!
Tenay - SHOT TO THE BACK!
Taz - Eva have your toolbox slammed, Mike?
Tenay - Never!
Bischoff - We want you looking FINE representing TNA, Mick.
Foley - I’ve got a sportscoat - I wore it for my wedding.
Bischoff - Yeah…it was out of style when you bought It…
Tenay - IS THAT A MALE AND FEMALE ASSOCIATE WITH ORLANDO JORDAN!?
Taz - Well, that’s a male, right?
Tenay - DIDJA SEE THAT ON JOE’S FACE!?
Taz - Yeah…
Tenay - IT WAS THE BODY LANGUAGE! THE FACE! A LOOK ON HIS FACE!
Tenay - ORLANDO JORDAN JUST BEAT SAMOA JOE!?
Bischoff - I WARNED YOU THAT IF THERE WERE ANY SHENANIGANS, I TOLD YOU WHAT I’D DO!
Abyss - I KNOW, BUT I USED THE TACKS! I DID JUST WHAT YOU ASKED!
Bischoff - DID I ASK YOU TO USE TACKS OR THE BAT?! BAT, TACKS!?
Abyss - TACKS, SIR!
Bischoff - MICK’S ON A SHOPPING SPREE AND HOGAN’S TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS, AND MY FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS IT TO TAKE THAT MASK OFF!
Abyss - THIS MASK IS EVERYTHING I AM!
Bischoff - WHAT YOU ARE IS A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF UGLY! DON’T THINK ABOUT LEAVING BECAUSE EVERY DOOR HAS SECURITY!?
Jeff - What are you gonna do with that bat?
Bischoff - It’s not what I’m gonna do with the bat - It’s what you’re gonna do. Tonight, I want you to use it in your match against Abyss. So instead of sitting in a palatial double wide dressing room reminiscing about the good ole days, take the bat and use it against Abyss. If you do, I might even get you a velvet painting of Velvet so you’ll feel right at home.
Penzer - Max and Jeremy Buck - GENERATION ME!
Tenay - KAZARIAN IS BACK!
Taz - BIG-TIME MAJOR-LEAGUE OVATION FOR KAZARIAN!
(after Max does a split upside down)Taz - WHAT DA HELL IS DAT!?
Tenay - JEFF JARRETT IS EYE-ING THE BARB WIRE BAT!
Tenay - DID YOU SEE ABYSS’S REACTION TO TOUCHING THE END OF IT!?
Taz - The barb wire bat?
Bischoff - DO IT, DAMMIT! YOU KNOW WHAT JARRETT, I KNEW I COULDN’T TRUST YOU! GUYS! ABYSS, I TOLD YOU WHAT I WOULD DO! YOU WANNA SEE THIS!? (Hogan comes out)
Tenay - HULK HOGAN HAS ARRIVED IN THE IMPACT ZONE!
Hogan - I GOT THIS ONE! (to Abyss)GET YOUR ASS BACK TO MY OFFICE!
Tenay - IT’S GOOD TO SEE BEER MONEY BACK ON IMPACT!
Taz - Storm is a rugged guy, while Brutus is more of a dapper fella.
Tenay - HOW ABOUT THE BRITISH INVASION!? THEY HAVE TWO TITLES!
Taz - You get titles, you get more money - it’s that simple!
Brutus - YOU CAN’T DO ANYTHING RIGHT!? THAT BELT HAS CUT THE CIRCULATION OFF TO YOUR HEAD! YOU’RE A DISGRACE TO ME, US, AND THE BRITISH INVASION! YOU LISTEN TO ME WHEN I TELL YOU THIS - I’M YOUR SUPERIOR, UNDERSTAND!? THIS BELT SHOULD BELONG TO ME, HOW GET OUT! (Terry clotheslines him)
Taz - Good for Rob for standing up for himself. Kinda hard to bully a guy the size of Rob anyway.
Hogan - I’M DONE WITH THIS CRAP, SIT DOWN! ERIC, GET OUT! I’m sick of watching you chase your tail - RIGHT NOW, IT STOPS, IT’S OVER, YOU UNDERSTAND THAT!? You know who Superman is? He’s got a cape. Popeye? He’s got spinach. ARE YOU A MONSTER!?
Abyss - YES!
Hogan - YOU’RE NOT AS BIG A MONSTER AS I AM, THE MONSTER I AM IS HULKAMANIA! YOU WILL NEVER SHAKE, BACK UP, BROTHER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS?! THIS IS HULK HOGAN’S HALL OF FAME RING! THIS IS THE ONLY THING THAT NEVER LEFT ME! THIS IS THE ONLY THING THAT ONLY LOVED ME! I DESTROYED MY BODY FOR 30 YEARS TO GET THIS! I’M SO CRIPPLED I CAN BARELY GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING! YOU DO UNDERSTAND!? PUT YOUR HAND OUT! THIS IS YOURS!
THIS WILL GIVE YOU THE POWER OF THE UNIVERSE! THIS WILL MAKE YOU THE STRONGEST MAN ON THE EARTH! THIS WILL LOVE YOU! THIS WILL MAKE YOU A GOD OF WRESTLING! YOU WILL BE FROM THIS POINT FORWARD 10 TIMES THE MAN, THE WRESTLER, AND STRONGER THAN HULK HOGAN EVER WAS! YOU WILL BECOME THE GOD OF MEN! THE MAN I COULD NEVER BE! GREATER THAN ANYTHING THAT HAS EVER BEEN!
Abyss - I FEEL THE URGE! I FEEL IT! THIS RING STANDS FOR EVERY HULKAMANIAC EVER! AND NOW IT STANDS FOR THE MONSTER ABYSS! YAAAAAAAAAAARRRAHHHHHH!
Tenay - Well, I’ve heard some great pep talks - but nothing like that.
Angle - Mr. Anderson, there are a few things I wanna say to you. I’m man enough to admit when I get beat, and this past Sunday, you beat me. But that’s not what pissed me off - what pissed me off is what you did with this. This Is a tag - in the military, they’re a little bit smaller. They put the soldier’s names on them, so if they die in battle, their commanders can ID them and send them home to their loved ones. Let me tell you why this means so much to me. You see, I’ve had a real difficult year and a half, I went through a hard divorce, I shamed my kids by getting arrested, was falsely accused, and I…(cries) (ANGLE ANGLE) Thanks. I needed that. I sat in a jail cell and I prayed to God and asked why it happened. When I posted bail, I had an appearance at an Army base and I met some amazing people who changed my life. I met soldiers, family members of soldiers who died in battle, and I had one soldier come up to me and say I saw you in the news and I believe in you. And he said I want to give you this to remind you of who you are - and there’s an inscription. It’s called “Warrior”. Out of every 100 men, 10 shouldn’t be there, 8 are targets, and 9 are the real fighters. And we’re lucky to have all of them for they make the battle. But the one - one is a warrior and he will bring the others back. Mr. Anderson, when you cut me with this, you didn’t just make me bleed, you made those soldiers bleed - soldiers who bled and died, family members of soldiers who died in battle. YOU MADE CITIZENS WHO BELIEVE IN THIS COUNTRY BLEED! AND TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE, YOU COULD’VE WALKED AWAY, BUT YOU DROPPED THIS ON MY CHEST AND SPIT ON IT! MR. ANDERSON, YOU DIDN’T SPIT ON ME, YOU SPIT ON THOSE SOLDIERS! AND YOU SPIT ON THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA! AND FOR THAT, KEN, I’M GONNA MAKE YOU SUFFER! I’M GONNA MAKE YOU BLEED UNTIL EVERY LAST DROP IS OUT OF YOUR BODY! WHEN YOU GO DOWN THAT ROAD WITH KURT ANGLE, THERE IS NO COMING BACK! KEN ANDERSON, I’LL SEE YOU IN HELL! (Anderson comes out)
Tenay - Mr. Anderson has entered. The impact zone. Don’t go. Anywhere. We’re sitting on. An explosion.
Anderson - I’m very touched and very moved, Kurt. And I’m amazed at your ablities - not only in the ring, but to also suck up to these people! YOU JUST WANT A PAT ON THE BACK! LOOK HOW SENSITIVE I AM, LOOK HOW CARING I AM! I used that hunk of junk around your neck as nothing but a utensil to carve ya up man. I MADE YA BLEED! Ya know, sometimes, I like to make people bleed. I don’t know, if you gotta problem with that, ya know, if you think you’re some kinda peacock, why doncha come up on this way and geCHA SUM! COME GECHA SUM! COME ON DADDY!
WELCOME KURT, TO TOTAL NON-STOP ANDERSON! ANDERRRRSOOOONNNN!
JB - Did Eric get in your head tonight?
Taz - SOMEBODY JUST ABDUCTED SAMOA JOE!? WHO!?
Nash - I don’t remember where or when - It was around 18 years ago, for some unknown reason, I picked Hall and Waltman to be my friends. I also bought a black suit 10 years ago because I knew I’d be putting one of them In the dirt real soon. I don’t know what’s worse in this business - the broken bones or the broken hearts, the torn tendons or the tears In relationships and families. For 3 weeks, Hall and Waltman found their way into this building. I’ve done everything I could to keep you guys employed - I’VE CARRIED YOURE ASSES ON MY BACK FOR THE LAST TIME! YOU’VE BEEN ABLE TO FIND YOUR WAY INTO THE BUILDING, AND DO YOURSELF A FAVOR TONIGHT AND FIND YOUR WAY DOWN TO ME. THIS BUSINESS CHEWS PEOPLE UP AND SPITS THEM OUT - I’M STILL STANDING! I’LL BE WAITING - I’M THE BIG GREY-HAIRED SONOFABITCH STANDING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! Nice to see you guys make it!
Newest interview with Cornette.
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http://whosslammingwho.podomatic.com/enclosure/2010-02-17T11_50_01-08_00.mp3
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Bar none my favorite podcast.
Cornette on Vince Russo's writing style: he says everything is based on the "two dogsin' on the side of the road theory."
Cornette on Vince Russo's writing style: he says everything is based on the "two dogs
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Cornette does a really good job of putting ROH over, but a the same time I wish he wouldn't come off as if the company is the second coming. I mean I know that's his job and all, but still.
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I swear he did pretty much the same "second coming" act during a good chunk of his time with TNA. If anything that is starting to get a bit old (already) is his constant TNA bashing. Yeah we get it Jimmy you are bitter at how things turned out at the end with TNA. How about you take the energy you are wasting on bashing TNA (and Russo) and put that towards a company you keep blathering about like its the "second coming" instead.
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God, I love facepalms. They communicate so much, with so little effort.
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Manhattan Mayhem II is a really good show. It had IMO the match of the year in 2007 with Takeshi Morishima defending the world title against Bryan Danielson.
Manhattan Mayhem II is a really good show. It had IMO the match of the year in 2007 with Takeshi Morishima defending the world title against Bryan Danielson.
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