Jessica Simpson Dukes of Hazard Pics

Getting all f*cking paparrazzi in this bitch, those pics are fo'shizzle, but now I need you to get some from inside her trailer, you are dismissed.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl'][quote name='zewone']She makes those Daisy Dukes look good![/quote]

And you don't even have to look at her face in half of them![/quote]

Damn, lol.

I have to admit, I am not a Jessica Simpson fan at all but she can wear those shorts really well.

Catherine Bach was still hotter back in the day though.
 
she does look pretty hot in those pics. But that doesn't mean she's going to get my 8 bucks to see the movie. The whole idea of a dukes of hazard movie sounds lame.

But if they made an A-Team movie, that I would go see.
 
[quote name='KingDox']she does look pretty hot in those pics. But that doesn't mean she's going to get my 8 bucks to see the movie. The whole idea of a dukes of hazard movie sounds lame.

But if they made an A-Team movie, that I would go see.[/quote]

The movie is going to be incredibly lame. They didn't even get Danny DeVito to play Boss Hog
 
[quote name='CaseyRyback'][quote name='KingDox']she does look pretty hot in those pics. But that doesn't mean she's going to get my 8 bucks to see the movie. The whole idea of a dukes of hazard movie sounds lame.

But if they made an A-Team movie, that I would go see.[/quote]

The movie is going to be incredibly lame. They didn't even get Danny DeVito to play Boss Hog[/quote]


o shit danny devito as boss hog would have been the shit
and i still think knoxville is more of a mechanic than a bo or luke
 
[quote name='cag1000'][quote name='CaseyRyback'][quote name='KingDox']she does look pretty hot in those pics. But that doesn't mean she's going to get my 8 bucks to see the movie. The whole idea of a dukes of hazard movie sounds lame.

But if they made an A-Team movie, that I would go see.[/quote]

The movie is going to be incredibly lame. They didn't even get Danny DeVito to play Boss Hog[/quote]


o shit danny devito as boss hog would have been the shit
and i still think knoxville is more of a mechanic than a bo or luke[/quote]

Wow a topic Cag100 knows something about. :lol:
 
Can't wait to get off work, im fraid that someone might walk next to my cubicle (acually half cube) and cause a commotion, if I open the picture up.
 
Well...she's definitely attractive. And I've got a feeling that the movie will succeed because of her...um, assets. :wink:

I don't know, though...I still don't get the celebrity obsession that some people seem to have. What possible benefit is there to wasting your life worshipping someone who doesn't even know you exist?
 
[quote name='slidecage']3 of the pictures the guard is still bending over ...... man what were they doing playing pick up pennies :)[/quote]

hahahaha
were you checking out the guard?
XoD

:rofl:
 
So what happened to all the reports of Britney Spears playing that role? And weren't Paul Walker and Ashton Kutcher supposed to star in it, as well?
It seems they replaced no-talent ass-clowns with equally talented ass-clowns.
The extent of my Dukes of Hazard knowledge is that Family Guy episode, so I don't care about this at all, but she is pretty hot in those shots. If only it were a silent film...
 
[quote name='rockhero']her body is out of this world[/quote]

Looks like it's between 5th and 12th avenue to me.. :p
 
Too bad I liked the tv show, cuz this movie looks like crap.
And the pictures look less like the Dukes and more like Jessica Simpson: Street Hooker.
 
Jessica Simpson and Katherine Bach both have the classic "flat ass white girl" thing going on. Both of them are entirely too skimpy on the rear quarter panels. There's nothing back there, no junk in the truck, no booty call, nada.

Jessica could take those shorts off entirely, and you still wouldn't see anything (because there's nothing there to see). I have no idea what so many of you people are getting excited about seeing here.
 
[quote name='MaxBiaggi3']Jessica Simpson and Katherine Bach both have the classic "flat ass white girl" thing going on. Both of them are entirely too skimpy on the rear quarter panels. There's nothing back there, no junk in the truck, no booty call, nada.

Jessica could take those shorts off entirely, and you still wouldn't see anything (because there's nothing there to see). I have no idea what so many of you people are getting excited about seeing here.[/quote]

If you ask me she may just have too much in that trunk.
 
Since this is CAG the OP should get paid for the other sites using his pics. I hope he does contact those other sites and tell them those pics are his.
 
I just thought it's worth pointing out that Film Rotation has officially given credit to CAG as the source of the pictures:

The Link

If anyone is wondering, I'm the "MrSaturn" in question. I've had that username on GameFAQs and as an alternate e-mail for some time now, but I've been using this one more and more because of the unique factor.

Just thought it wouldn't hurt to mention it here. :D
 
[quote name='Gothic_Walrus']I just thought it's worth pointing out that Film Rotation has officially given credit to CAG as the source of the pictures:

The Link

If anyone is wondering, I'm the "MrSaturn" in question. I've had that username on GameFAQs and as an alternate e-mail for some time now, but I've been using this one more and more because of the unique factor.

Just thought it wouldn't hurt to mention it here. :D[/quote]

Yeah, I emailed them about that too. I'm Will. Now we just need to find Tierno.
 
Most of those pics make her legs look chubby, and the boots don't help.

Who the hell (mis)cast this movie. I probably wouldn't have seen it anyway, at least not in the theater, but the only casting they got right was Willie. I actually like Seann William Scott, but Bo Duke he ain't. Burt Reynolds as Boss Hogg, WTH???

You know what would have made me pay money to see a Dukes of Hazzard movie? Use the same cast and crew from Starsky and Hutch. That would be perfect. Do It.

Edit: I am not Tierno.
 
Wow looks liie CAG got the scoop on this one...maybe we should be cheapassmoviereporters.

Anyhow I'm 98% sure this movie will be awful, Jessica simpson's body can't save it either. Also was Daisy Duke a blonde even? It's been awhile since I've seen the show buy I don't recall that.
 
[quote name='Duo_Maxwell']Wow looks liie CAG got the scoop on this one...maybe we should be cheapassmoviereporters.

Anyhow I'm 98% sure this movie will be awful, Jessica simpson's body can't save it either. Also was Daisy Duke a blonde even? It's been awhile since I've seen the show buy I don't recall that.[/quote]

This is the original Daisy....

http://img116.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img116&image=j1zcb2b1.jpg
http://img18.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img18&image=g1u03934461.jpg
http://img18.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img18&image=u7h10040333.jpg
http://img18.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img18&image=y4mkz889catherinebac.jpg

:mrgreen:
 
She really doesn't tickle me, you ever just look at someone and instanly want to punch them in the face, even though you don't even know them. Well it's the feeling I get when I look at her (and no I'm not a sociopath).
 
[quote name='sisco1986']She really doesn't tickle me, you ever just look at someone and instanly want to punch them in the face, even though you don't even know them. Well it's the feeling I get when I look at her (and no I'm not a sociopath).[/quote]

Right ....LOL!
 
This morning, I heard Howard Stern talking about (what I believe to be) these very same pictures.
He gave the name of the website that he got them from, but I was away from the radio and just missed it.
 
[quote name='CheapyD']This morning, I heard Howard Stern talking about (what I believe to be) these very same pictures.
He gave the name of the website that he got them from, but I was away from the radio and just missed it.[/quote]

i don't believe it was us....ive been listening to it all morning and heard him talking about it, but i was away as well ](*,)


by the way, i choose lindsay lohan :twisted:
 
[quote name='CheapyD']I'm sure it wasn't us too, as the site is still standing. ;)[/quote]

yeah, i heard him mention another site (maybe around the same time, probably why I was preoccupied :twisted: ) that had a picture of some girl that Artie and Howard were talking about....the girl supposedly has the best, how do you say?...ass...ever...anyways, after he gave out the link, that site was dead...im on a very fast connection and my computer didn't even think about loading that site up
 
Those daisy dukes aren't skimpy enough IMO. Bleh.

But neat pictures. If nobody else has been able to get on set pictures and the originals are high quality enough you might be able to sell them to one of those celeb mags (like Us).
 
It's a huge mistake to have posted those images without some markings. Also I gotta think that whoever took the images just lost out on a jackpot. These images are worth $1000- $10,000 easy.

They have lost incredible value being put on the web.
 
[quote name='wubb']Those daisy dukes aren't skimpy enough IMO. Bleh.

But neat pictures. If nobody else has been able to get on set pictures and the originals are high quality enough you might be able to sell them to one of those celeb mags (like Us).[/quote]

I noticed the same thing, the shorts are longer than the original D.O.H
 
[quote name='defender']It's a huge mistake to have posted those images without some markings. Also I gotta think that whoever took the images just lost out on a jackpot. These images are worth $1000- $10,000 easy.

They have lost incredible value being put on the web.[/quote]

That sucks for the OP.
 
[quote name='Mookyjooky']http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=14890&item=6136064996&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW&tc=photo[/quote]

:shock: Whos auction is that?
 
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