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Now I am not one to make fun of people for their size, but when you sell your sexiness, there is cause to make fun
 
she freakin banged bam margera and that pretty much killed her in my eyes. thats liek that episode of seinfeld where the chick got sprayed with toilet water. theres no turning back.
 
So she gained a few lbs. I'd hardly call her fat. She's always been very curvy and any weight gain would accentuate those curves more than it would on most women.
 
This is a big deal...how?

Maybe it's that I can remember the days that a singer didn't have to be gorgeous. (Granted, she's not a good actress, so she needs to get by on her looks for that one.)

Come on...fat? That's a bit of an exaggeration, innit? Yes, she's gained a few pounds. Maybe she's pregnant? Maybe she's just bloated? Regardless, she's still an attractive woman (Well, she is getting a little manly in the face), and probably weighs less and is smaller than the average american woman right now.

So she doesn't have the tiny waist/ big boobed frame she had before. Oh well, not every woman needs to be the 95lbs that the media sells to them.

At least she dressed somewhat conservatively. no belly shirt or daisy dukes (pardon the pun), ala heavy Britney. She's accentuating her curves with that outfit and belt - nothing wrong with that.

Okay...done ranting. Sorry about that...been a long day.
 
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That is not fat.

Go look outside. You'll see fat in about two seconds.

Girl has always been a total waste of space though - she's just taking up a little bit more these days.
 
ZOMG, a famous person looks like a normal human being!!!!! Sound the blow-it-out-of-proportion alarm!!! :whee:

Edit: Oh, and by the way, she's still more attractive than anyone here will ever get.
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']ZOMG, a famous person looks like a normal human being!!!!! Sound the blow-it-out-of-proportion alarm!!! :whee:

Edit: Oh, and by the way, she's still more attractive than anyone here will ever get.[/QUOTE]
This.
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']ZOMG, a famous person looks like a normal human being!!!!! Sound the blow-it-out-of-proportion alarm!!! :whee:

Edit: Oh, and by the way, she's still more attractive than anyone here will ever get.[/QUOTE]
Normal people don't have faces that look like they're sculpted from Crisco.

Seriously. Look at the close-ups of her face. :puke:
 
[quote name='Brak']Normal people don't have faces that look like they're sculpted from Crisco.

Seriously. Look at the close-ups of her face. :puke:[/quote]

Cause, you know, they don't coat her in makeup every time she is put on a stage... Anyone with a bit of experience with women knows what makeup looks like. Honestly, Brak. :roll:
 
hey i am just comparing it to what she used to look like
jessica_simpson_hot_and_wet.jpg
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']Cause, you know, they don't coat her in makeup every time she is put on a stage... Anyone with a bit of experience with women knows what makeup looks like. Honestly, Brak. :roll:[/quote]
That's cold! :cold: :lol:
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']Cause, you know, they don't coat her in makeup every time she is put on a stage... Anyone with a bit of experience with women knows what makeup looks like. Honestly, Brak. :roll:[/QUOTE]

Ouch.

Fat in neck? No.
Fat in arms? No.
Fat in face? No.

Not fat. Looks like some really bad clothes. And ZOMG! she's not 19 any more.

She has horrible clothing choices. Example:
jessica_simpson2.jpg


You saw her at a Cowboys game six months after that looking fine.
 
Yeah, she has a really really shitty stylist. Her clothes are horrible for her body (or anyone) and her makeup is like Crisco as another poster mentioned. She's not fat though. She could stand to lose a couple pounds without turning into a toothpick, but not fat.
 
[quote name='Dead of Knight']That isn't fat, that's gained 15-20 pounds when you were a fucking toothpick to begin with.

I got a pic of Ikohn4ever right here:
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Assistant Regional Manager confirmed.
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']Cause, you know, they don't coat her in makeup every time she is put on a stage... Anyone with a bit of experience with women knows what makeup looks like. Honestly, Brak. :roll:[/QUOTE]
You do know she's had work done, right?

Her face looks like a boxer's. I don't think glamor makeup can make someone look like they stuck their head in a beehive to see what was going on.
 
[quote name='bardockkun']Assistant Regional Manager confirmed.[/QUOTE]

Assistant to the Regional Manager.

/glad I'm not the only one who thought that guy looked exactly like Dwight
 
[quote name='Brak']You do know she's had work done, right?

Her face looks like a boxer's. I don't think glamor makeup can make someone look like they stuck their head in a beehive to see what was going on.[/QUOTE]

It can. Honestly, it doesn't look like she's had work done in the picture. It does look like she needs to fire her makeup artist.
 
[quote name='Staind204']Not as hot as she once was but she still looks good..[/quote]

This.

[quote name='ITDEFX']Wait , what?? Daisy Duke!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

btw, she ain't fat, she's curvy.[/quote]

This.

[quote name='neocisco']So she gained a few lbs. I'd hardly call her fat. She's always been very curvy and any weight gain would accentuate those curves more than it would on most women.[/quote]

This.

[quote name='CocheseUGA']Ouch.

Fat in neck? No.
Fat in arms? No.
Fat in face? No.

Not fat. Looks like some really bad clothes. And ZOMG! she's not 19 any more.

She has horrible clothing choices. Example:
jessica_simpson2.jpg


You saw her at a Cowboys game six months after that looking fine.[/quote]

and this.
 
[quote name='Dead of Knight']That isn't fat, that's gained 15-20 pounds when you were a fucking toothpick to begin with.

I got a pic of Ikohn4ever right here:
nothitit.jpg
[/QUOTE]
...and there it is.

Thanks! :lol:
 
[quote name='ITDEFX']Wait , what?? Daisy Duke!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

btw, she ain't fat, she's curvy.[/QUOTE]

I agree.
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']ZOMG, a famous person looks like a normal human being!!!!! Sound the blow-it-out-of-proportion alarm!!! :whee:

Edit: Oh, and by the way, she's still more attractive than anyone here will ever get.[/quote]

Considering the average person these days could be mistaken for The Blob, I'm not so sure that's a good thing.

Also, not really, but it's ok if you want to think that everyone here's in the same boat as you are. Sometimes the truth is hard to handle.
 
Not fat, but definitely put on some weight. But I can see why she gets the comments since it's a celebrity who was only famous for her looks and had taken advantage of them every chance she got.
 
I saw this earlier and pretty much puked my guts out in the restroom at work. I used to love this woman, and I'm pretty sure she was in love with me! :(
 
[quote name='Will']Nothing wrong with a little meat on the bones.[/quote]


That's not meat.
 
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Am I only the only one who thinks she looks hotter now?

Then again, I have an inherent disgust of extremely thin chicks, and the plastic fake look Hollywood employs.
 
[quote name='-Never4ever-']Am I only the only one who thinks she looks hotter now?

Then again, I have an inherent disgust of extremely thin chicks, and the plastic fake look Hollywood employs.[/quote]

:shock:

You like giant Vagina's???
 
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