Jessica Simpson has gotten ...

OP's view is ridiculously skewed. You wouldn't even be able to get that. Just because she may have put on a couple lbs, doesn't make her fat.
 
I never thought she looked that great to begin with but she is definitely not fat. No where close to it a little thick but well under the fact mark.

Good, skinny blonds are "dicusting."
 
[quote name='Dead of Knight']That isn't fat, that's gained 15-20 pounds when you were a fucking toothpick to begin with.

I got a pic of Ikohn4ever right here:
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She uses her looks to sell herself, so even if she gained 20 lbs, thats like 50 lbs for a celebrity. It doesnt help when she wears clothes too tight for her body. She made her looks the center of attention about her, so any change to that for good or bad will be noticed and be under a microscope. I am sure that if you saw someone you haven't seen in awhile, who was maybe a little skinny, and they gained 20lbs, most people would say they got fatter.

Oh and i am sure I could find a pic somewhere that would try to insult you, you are so clever by the way, but you arent worth it.
 
[quote name='Dead of Knight']
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0.66 degrees and they'd be just right.

Wakka wakka.
 
Her sister squeezed out an emo pup recently. Perhaps she's playing catchup.

That reminds me of a favorite pregnant blond joke.

Three pregnant women are waiting in the outer office of their OB-GYN. Two of them start talking about what gender they expect their babies to be.

"I've heard that the method of conception has a lot of influence on what kind of baby you'll have. My husband was on top, so we're supposed to have a boy."

The second replies, "You know, I've heard the same thing. I want a girl first, so I was on top."

The first turns to the third woman, a blond, and asks, "So what do think yours is going to be?"

Whereupon the blond bursts into tears and cries, "I'm gonna have puppies!"
 
[quote name='luvmysegadc']you wouldn't kick her out of bed if she showed up unannounced one night, so why bitch about the love handles?[/QUOTE]

That ain't handles. That there is an entire Anvil road case!
 
Ikon, I saw this at work. Photobucket is blocked at work, so I eagerly awaited until I could see some pigged out 300 pound Jessica. What I saw was 15, maybe 20 pounds of extra weight, some of which went to her breasts. Definitely something to bury your face in.

The topic is a fail. The only thing you'd have on her is her hideous attire, which she for some reason likes to dress in every so often.
 
[quote name='-Never4ever-']Am I only the only one who thinks she looks hotter now?

Then again, I have an inherent disgust of extremely thin chicks, and the plastic fake look Hollywood employs.[/QUOTE]

I'm right there with you, can't stand that barbie doll glossy look. I think she looks good, now if she packs on 50 pounds then you have an argument
 
From the way she is plumping and what she is wearing I would actually guess that she is pregnant. That's exactly the way my wife did.

Also, notice the oversized belt placement and see how the oversized jeans pull even more at the waist.
 
Fat? Not fat? Who gives a shit? I'm more interested in who the person is that let her walk out into public dressed like a lower-middle-class freshly postnatal mother of seven from 1983.

Her outfits make he look like she should be wearing a gardening hat, holding a basket of petunias, and smiling for the cover of "Woman's World" or one of those "no sex articles" grocery-store checkout lane magazines.
 
the big problem with those pics are those awful granny pants if she put on something skimpy i bet she'd look way better and now she is not fat. Why is it women are expected to eat nothing but veggies and tofu to be considered skinny... hubby says most of the runway models are ugly too him because he sees just a little too much bone
 
[quote name='Nathan_Sama']lol she looks like a milf[/QUOTE]

This

[quote name='MisterModest']More cushin' for pushin', if you ask me.[/QUOTE]

And this

[quote name='ITDEFX']:shock:

You like giant Vagina's???[/QUOTE]

Who doesn't? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfHqv8YAA9w


She is definitely Fat. You guys are probably thinking of the other term *obese* when you're saying she's not fat. Still, i'd hit it.
 
[quote name='luvmysegadc']you wouldn't kick her out of bed if she showed up unannounced one night, so why bitch about the love handles?[/quote]

"No, it's 'Is she hot fat?' not 'Would you do her?' Respect the game."

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[quote name='packerfan10']>_> I would still hit it and quite it.[/QUOTE]
Romo definitely needs to quiet it. If I'm a Cowboys QB and my gf is on the cover of Us saying what a pussy I am I'd move on.
 
[quote name='Brak']Normal people don't have faces that look like they're sculpted from Crisco.

Seriously. Look at the close-ups of her face. :puke:[/QUOTE]

This.
 
Normal people also don't have shitastic professional makeup artists. That's what airbrushed makeup looks like if you have a shitty application.

And yes, she's probably pregnant.
 
If she dressed better, I would have no commentary. Since when did the fashion industry seek ideas from Saturday Night Live?
 
[quote name='Maklershed']h3llbring3r has impregnated Jessica Simpson. :whee:[/quote]

She said she was on the pill! Although, they did look like skittles.
 
[quote name='packerfan10']>_> I would still hit it and quite it.[/quote]

[quote name='cleaver']Romo definitely needs to quiet it. If I'm a Cowboys QB and my gf is on the cover of Us saying what a pussy I am I'd move on.[/quote]

I didn't realize typing "quit" was so difficult.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']Fat? Not fat? Who gives a shit? I'm more interested in who the person is that let her walk out into public dressed like a lower-middle-class freshly postnatal mother of seven from 1983.

Her outfits make he look like she should be wearing a gardening hat, holding a basket of petunias, and smiling for the cover of "Woman's World" or one of those "no sex articles" grocery-store checkout lane magazines.[/quote]

This.

Super Smash Bro-able figure, no question. Magnificent mammaries. A real shame however her "straight from the culdesac because we stay reppin' those Ovaltine please jeans" wardrobe crew convinced her into wearing an outfit no reasonable human being would laugh at lightly. I wouldn't blame any man who would think twice about disrobing her for fear of the dreaded... Granny Panty. :cold:

I'm definitely posted up on the "she's probably pregnant and absolutely failed at trying to hide it" side of the fence until further notice.
 
I wouldn't call her fat (as I said earlier, but I can see why she get's backlash since she was famous for her looks).

But she's bigger than my ideal type since I like very thin girls. I was never impressed by her anyway since I don't dig blonds much.
 
Honestly I could not handle a conversation with Jessica Simpson; She too damn stupid. She makes pornstar Marey Carey look like Albert Einstein.
 
[quote name='epobirs']Her sister squeezed out an emo pup recently. Perhaps she's playing catchup.

That reminds me of a favorite pregnant blond joke.

Three pregnant women are waiting in the outer office of their OB-GYN. Two of them start talking about what gender they expect their babies to be.

"I've heard that the method of conception has a lot of influence on what kind of baby you'll have. My husband was on top, so we're supposed to have a boy."

The second replies, "You know, I've heard the same thing. I want a girl first, so I was on top."

The first turns to the third woman, a blond, and asks, "So what do think yours is going to be?"

Whereupon the blond bursts into tears and cries, "I'm gonna have puppies!"[/quote]


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
 
[quote name='Strell']I thought she looked like a slightly more modern Peg Bundy.[/QUOTE]

:lol: I was just trying to think of her name when I read that.

She's not fat, she still looks good (if not better), but that's one terribad pic of her (I just got the huge Vagina joke :) )
 
Look, fat girls will do things. Lots of dirty, disgusting fun things. Don't skimp when you buy the camcorder either. Get one with the super-nightshot, tripod and the remote.
 
[quote name='h3llbring3r']Look, fat girls will do things. Lots of dirty, disgusting fun things. Don't skimp when you buy the camcorder either. Get one with the super-nightshot, tripod and the remote.[/quote]

This is so truthful, it should be taught in schools.
 
[quote name='epobirs']Her sister squeezed out an emo pup recently. Perhaps she's playing catchup.

That reminds me of a favorite pregnant blond joke.

Three pregnant women are waiting in the outer office of their OB-GYN. Two of them start talking about what gender they expect their babies to be.

"I've heard that the method of conception has a lot of influence on what kind of baby you'll have. My husband was on top, so we're supposed to have a boy."

The second replies, "You know, I've heard the same thing. I want a girl first, so I was on top."

The first turns to the third woman, a blond, and asks, "So what do think yours is going to be?"

Whereupon the blond bursts into tears and cries, "I'm gonna have puppies!"[/QUOTE]

Forgot to mention, I didn't get this joke. What does the ending mean, she effed dogs?


[quote name='CocheseUGA']NO, we're not. 5'3" 125 isn't fat.[/QUOTE]

So she's 5'3? And how exactly do you know she's 125? She definitely weighs more than that.

Is she still going out with Romo?
 
[quote name='gokou36']Forgot to mention, I didn't get this joke. What does the ending mean, she effed dogs?
[/QUOTE]

Doggiestyle, dood.

You know, from the back. Houndin'. Snoopy style. Training the beagle. Barking up the tree. From behind.
 
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