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[quote name='Admiral Ackbar']Hey, George Bush got Jury Duty.


I wonder if this'll be another service he dodges.

Wha-Wha-Wha-Whaaaaaaaaaaa.[/QUOTE]

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[quote name='dcfox']I got my check today as well. But even after depositing it, I still don't have enough money to take the bus to work tomorrow. I might actually have to call in sick. Works out for the better because I owe some people some money at work and it would be best if I avoided them for now. :oops: How pathetic is that :cry:[/QUOTE]Well it could be worse. You could have a job at a company that doesn't even exist. ;) :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Well it could be worse. You could have a job at a company that doesn't even exist. ;) :lol:[/QUOTE]
But back then I didn't have to worry about commute. And there's nothing more satisfying than being your own boss :lol:
 
[quote name='Dr Mario Kart']I have an idea for a joke thread, but it could also easily be an OTT[/QUOTE]
If you have to ask, then it's probably an OTT.
 
[quote name='dcfox']But back then I didn't have to worry about commute. And there's nothing more satisfying than being your own boss :lol:[/QUOTE]
That only works out until you realize you can't bring suit against your boss for sexually harrassing you.
 
:D The guys next door have been kicked out of their apartment. I don't know why, but there's a large red court order notice on their door about them changing locks and confiscating the property.
 
[quote name='jmcc']That only works out until you realize you can't bring suit against your boss for sexually harrassing you.[/QUOTE]
Are you sure? Because sometimes I inappropriately touch myself and it makes me very uncomfortable :oops:

[quote name='AngellicLulu']Well my room-mate John bowed to my mad Mario Kart skills and asked me to beat the 150cc on his cart. :lol:[/QUOTE]
If I send you my MK card, can you beat it for me too :lol:
 
[quote name='dcfox']Are you sure? Because sometimes I inappropriately touch myself and it makes me very uncomfortable :oops:[/QUOTE]
It's something you'll just have to learn to put up with. And really, it's probably your own fault. For instance, do you dress too sexy for the workplace?
 
[quote name='jmcc']It's something you'll just have to learn to put up with. And really, it's probably your own fault. For instance, do you dress too sexy for the workplace?[/QUOTE]

Regardless of how sexy I dress to work, it doesn't give me the right to harrass myself. One time I even caught myself watching myself as I went to the bathroom. I'm such a pervert.
 
I installed maybe 20-25 games on my new hard drive, and I went to defrag and it has already run for like 3 hours and is still only at 15 percent. I never thought things could be that defragmented that quickly
 
[quote name='s1eepinglionhart']

(If you also requested the capture of the end, sorry, but I was just too saddened by the dead Willzyx on the moon to search for one of him... :cry: )[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I'd also like the Willzyx cap, but you found the most important one. Thanks again. :)
 
Okay, so Tnr sends me a link to a website that is supposed to define what religion you are. Keep in mind with most test, I think along the same lines as Maddox. Here's my results, which I don't disagree too much with (except the second answer.. wtf. :shock: )



At least Islam is only 92%. I blame this on the fact that I have a bunch of Mormon friends and I've read parts of the Book of Mormon. Oh, and I've been to Temple Square. Several times. Best place in Utah. :D

Linky
 
[quote name='zionoverfire']

Apperently answering that God is irrelevant to almost every question does not infact make you an agnostic/atheist.[/QUOTE]

I wanna know what the hell 'Bah?'?' is.
 
[quote name='zionoverfire']I'm betting it's the agnostic catagory, near total indifference.[/QUOTE]

:lol: That's what I was thinking. A 'fuck it' catagory.
 
I'm contemplating if I should go to western civ class tomorrow. If I don't go then I probably won't go to ethnic studies which is before wester civ, and I havent been to ES yet this week.
 
I dunno, I'll see how I feel in the mourning.

Here is my schedule for the spring semester.



Finally some classes that have something to do with my major.
 
Baha'i is a relatively new monotheistic religion. If it relates to any other religion, it's to Islam as Christianity is to Judaism. It claims pretty much all the other religious founders as it's prophets and seeks spiritual unification of humanity (as such, it's got one of the most diverse demographics in all religions, behind only Christianity, I believe.) Actually, it's one of the few theistic religions I can identify with.

edit: plus, how cool is their headquarters?
 
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The take home version of that religion. No pulp!
 
[quote name='DT778']I dunno, I'll see how I feel in the mourning.

Here is my schedule for the spring semester.



Finally some classes that have something to do with my major.[/QUOTE]

holy crap. a) glad it's you and not me, i abhor economics. :) b) i've only ever seen a 5 credit hour course once before... crazy!! c) your classes go through mid-June? holy fuck!

have fun!
 
[quote name='DT778']I got a screen cap of the whale saucy jack

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Aw dammit. Now you made me sad again. :cry:

You might wanna ask Tiphireth to do your santa hat, beerguy. Tip is the shizz when it comes to MSP and santa hats. :)

Edit: Me spell good. (Fixed Tip's name) :dunce:
 
[quote name='DT778']I dunno, I'll see how I feel in the mourning.

Here is my schedule for the spring semester.



Finally some classes that have something to do with my major.[/QUOTE]Ouch. That is possibly the worst schedule I've ever seen. :lol:
 
[quote name='s1eepinglionhart']Aw dammit. Now you made me sad again. :cry:

You might wanna ask Tipireth to do your santa hat, beerguy. Tip is the shizz when it comes to MSP and santa hats. :)[/QUOTE]

You should know better. Never mention Tip's name unless it is in a mocking fashion.

Example: Tip, oh yeah, he sucks.

Live and learn, child.
 
[quote name='Mike23']You should know better. Never mention Tip's name unless it is in a mocking fashion.

Example: Tip, oh yeah, he sucks.

Live and learn, child.[/QUOTE]Same concept as mentioning canada. ;)
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Same concept as mentioning canada. ;)[/QUOTE]

Has anyone ever told you that you were a jerk? :cry: :lol:
 
So I just had a horrible physics test this morning, a bad study session for a calculus 2 test monday, a humanities paper due monday, but at least it is FRIDAY and I am done for the day.
 
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