I'm talking to Rodger Goodell and other NFL officials to see if the Chargers could be moved out of the AFC West and into a more pass friendly division. San Diego QBs have recently been boycotting practice with the excuse of "What's the point?"
NFL councilors and other members of the NFL's Mental Health team have been working together trying to give Charger QB's reasons to play. Meetings are confidential, but an anonymous source stated they heard Chargers QB Tanner Hurns say to himself two weeks ago, "Yeah maybe there will be a stomach virus. Yeah that happens all the time! Yeah I bet if Aqib Talib gets it he'll surely pass it on to Brandon Flowers, Eric Berry, Stanford Routt, and Shyquawn Johnson! Johnson is good friends with Rahim Moore of the Broncos who may give it to Joe Haden, Champ Bailey, and Jason McCourty. Things are going to be O.K."
Quarterbacks Tanner Hurns and Taji Gray followed this pep talk with 7 ints and two losses.