Meet the Spartans (releases on DVD & Blu Ray Tues.) Unrated Pit of Death edition!!!!

[quote name='Brak']I hate how Hollywood has destroyed the art of spoof.[/quote]

Until Weird Al dies there shall still be quality spoof! He seems to get better with age too.
 
Its pretty sad when the trailer for this movie was more interesting than AVP R , the movie it was playing in front of..

These movies are terrible.. maybe one decent laugh...
 
I saw this trailer awhile back before some movie and man, I was cringing in my seat at how bad it was. I can't believe they make enough money to actually make these things.
 
It's offical. American comedy on film peaked with The Three Stooges. It's been downhill ever since.

Pop culture references suck ass as a comedy vehicle because it narrows the audience that understands the humor and dates the movie in the future.

At least Kevin Sorbo is working after Hercules and Andromeda.
 
[quote name='Strell']I think we actually justify the turrsts when things like this are made.[/QUOTE]
let us take this further:
I would like to start up a charity to fund the turrsts so they can get their hands on better weapons.
Donations anyone?
 
Kevin Sorbo should stick to suckin dicks for cheeseburgers. At least the entire nation can't laugh in his face when its covered by the pitch black shadows of an Applebees dumpster.
 
I am still deciding whats worse, watching this movie or playing pac man for the atari 2600. Yeah basically this is comedy for people who watch MTV and well you get the picture, lol :lol:.
 
[quote name='anomynous']http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=20263260

Produced by the same people too.........


THIS IS MADNESS! Why do these people keep getting jobs?[/quote]

I normally respect movies and do not like to jump to conclusions and instantly say, "OMG THAT SUCKED!" Because I feel that is immature.

But, OMG EPIC MOVIE SUCKED! It was one of the only movies that I stopped watching 3/4's of the way through. The disc froze, and instead of cleaning it off I just stopped watching it.

And Meet the Spartans looks EVEN WORSE. Oh my god, it looks terrible. How do these people make these movies?! Is it just a bunch of corporate guys in suits trying to figure out what would be "hip" or "funny" to the average teenager?!

It has to be. These movies ARE AWFUL!

HORRENDOUS!

Worst Movie list:
1. Epic Movie
2. Date Movie
3. Scary Movies

I feel Meet the Spartans will win the number 1 slot.
 
Oh I hope people don't think all Americans find these movies funny. . .

Rambo, "Say hello to my litttle friend!" *a midget pops out and starts shooting*

HAHAHAHAHAH! Hilarious! AND ORIGINAL! Omg! Here is all my money! !! !

WHO THE fuck WRITES THIS SHIT!?

*just watched the trailer*

The OP's trailer wasn't that bad. It was probably the best scenes in the movie. (which are still complete crap). But watch the other trailers before you think this movie will be decent at all.
 
Just heard someone yesterday saying how, "that Gladiator spoof movie looks like its gonna be hilarious!"

ugh....

And no, I failed to perform my civic duty and slap/castrate.
 
Really, who asked for these movies to be made?

And what's worse...who are the people who actually BUY this crap on DVD? ::shudder::
 
My friends want me to go with them to watch this. I told them that all this movie is doing is cutting out the middle man and injecting concentrated stupid to the brain. The fact that they actually got people wanting to see this movie is amazing.

I Just saw a commercial for it and that fag crocker is on there doing his LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE bitch pose. This movie is a audio and visual enema.
 
Is this seriously the best material the comedy screenwriters of America can muster?

Donald Trump losing his wig? Really?

That's the pinnacle of American humor?

It's no wonder the rest of the world hates us so.
 
[quote name='Strell']Is this seriously the best material the comedy screenwriters of America can muster?

Donald Trump losing his wig? Really?

That's the pinnacle of American humor?

It's no wonder the rest of the world hates us so.[/quote]

No.

I'll bet this movie will flop.
 
[quote name='Paco']My friends want me to go with them to watch this. I told them that all this movie is doing is cutting out the middle man and injecting concentrated stupid to the brain. The fact that they actually got people wanting to see this movie is amazing.

I Just saw a commercial for it and that fag crocker is on there doing his LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE bitch pose. This movie is a audio and visual enema.[/QUOTE]

That's funny. I kinda figured this movie would appeal to people who flippantly toss the word "fag" around like it's something you should say. Guess it only appeals to those peoples' friends, then. Which is still somewhat of a proxy for the proper identity I had pegged for this movie.

I wish I owned a copy of Idiocracy.
 
[quote name='Strell']Is this seriously the best material the comedy screenwriters of America can muster?

Donald Trump losing his wig? Really?

That's the pinnacle of American humor?

It's no wonder the rest of the world hates us so.[/quote]
Yea, it's mind boggling. Is there a world where old overused jokes are still funny?

Donald Trump saying "You're fired!" to spiderman and cutting his web is funny? What?
 
[quote name='mykevermin']That's funny. I kinda figured this movie would appeal to people who flippantly toss the word "fag" around like it's something you should say. Guess it only appeals to those peoples' friends, then. Which is still somewhat of a proxy for the proper identity I had pegged for this movie.

I wish I owned a copy of Idiocracy.[/quote]

In my defense, Chris Crocker is a one of those He/she fag drag queen its that you see in Thailand. When I first saw it on youtube, I thought it was a woman. Then I'm told it's a man and I had one of those moments that was basically "quit lying to me. That's a woman."
 
Not Another Teen Movie actually worked I thought. Maybe it's because I had seen so many of those movies, maybe it's because it actually stayed on track and parodied only what it was supposed to and just be generally funny everywhere else. It didn't insert "current" things for quick jokes, it was just good. The first Scary Movie was good too, second took it downhill, and then from there it just got retarded and doing things it had no business doing simply because everyone involved wanted more money.

They need to be told to pick a style (or movie) to spoof, and stick with it, don't insert current events to make it funnier, don't insert things from other movies or other genres to make it funnier, just focus on what it is you're spoofing and leave it at that. That's what made all the best spoof films what they are, focus. If this had just been a spoof of 300 with some funny bits in there that didn't involve cheap jokes and refrences to other things that have no business in the same world as 300, it might have had a chance.
 
I think it's time for the VH1 "Best Week Ever" types to band together to give us the inevitable: Spoof Movie. The ironic hipster/gullible 'neck rumbles in the cineplexes will be the real 'box office draw'.
 
I could see a Jessica Alba fan thinking that was just keen, while somehow still maintaining he was smarter than everyone else who saw it with him.
 
You forgot to pounce on "Suddenly your custom User Title doesn't seem so implausible and delusional after seeing that trailer! I'll be here all year, folks!"
 
I don't read custom user titles to begin with.

Having done that now, I thought "Being the #1 whatever in America is not an accomplishment, given that we have movies like Meet the Spartans and Jessica Alba fans."

It's like a college kid thinking they are special for being drunk in Mexico.
 
[quote name='Paco']In my defense, Chris Crocker is a one of those He/she fag drag queen its that you see in Thailand. When I first saw it on youtube, I thought it was a woman. Then I'm told it's a man and I had one of those moments that was basically "quit lying to me. That's a woman."[/QUOTE]

I'm aware of who they are. I don't care what you think of them, but it's the word "fag" that isn't really appropriate for you to use.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']I'm aware of who they are. I don't care what you think of them, but it's the word "fag" that isn't really appropriate for you to use.[/quote]:roll:
 
I already did my part. Maybe some other kind folks will make Sunday night, Rambo night and we can avert this travesty.
 
[quote name='VipFREAK']lol, this then rambo? wow... are that many people this taste challenged? Who was third? xD[/quote]



Title Weekend Gross 1
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Meet the Spartans (2008) $18.7M $18.7M 2
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Rambo (2008) $18.1M $18.1M 3
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27 Dresses (2008) $13.6M $45.3M 4
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Cloverfield (2008) $12.7M $64.3M 5
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Untraceable (2008) $11.2M $11.2M 6
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Juno (2007) $10.3M $100M 7
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The Bucket List (2007) $10.3M $57.7M 8
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There Will Be Blood (2007) $4.89M $14.8M 9
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National Treasure: Book of Secrets (2007) $4.66M $205M 10
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Mad Money (2008) $4.61M $15.3M
 
You can't compete with the pot. The dumber then rock teens smoke up and then go see this shit fest to laugh and trip. We need to just shoot people who walk out of movies like this. Its about time we cleaned up the morons who take up space.
 
[quote name='VipFREAK']lol, this then rambo? wow... are that many people this taste challenged? Who was third? xD[/quote]

wasn't rambo good though? (judging from the reactions from rambo thread)
 
I've already seen rambo a long time ago... why am I gonna see the same fucking thing again? xD

Ha ha 27 dresses... wow.

God... that whole list is FAIL.
 
[quote name='VipFREAK']I've already seen rambo a long time ago... why am I gonna see the same fucking thing again? xD

Ha ha 27 dresses... wow.

God... that whole list is FAIL.[/quote]

im pretty sure its a different movie
 
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