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Chyna signed a deal with Virgin Records to work in music videos and also put out an instrumental album at some point. Apparently she's good at the piano, drums and cello. Hopefully they set up some sort of contraption for her where she can play all three at the same time. I'd pay to see that. She also got a new book coming out called Paper Doll, which is hopefully less full of shit than her first book.
Great Khali ran -- well, walked briskly -- down to the ring to make the save.
Titan Sports' World Bodybuilding Federation championships on 6/13 has been moved from the 12,300 seat Long Beach Convention Center to the 2,700 seat Terrace Theater in Long Beach, which is right down the street from the original location. The reason of course was the threat of a series of martians who had set their sights on the original site to magically cause green ooze to come out of various different bodyparts on the different bodybuilders. Luckily Titan officials mysteriously got advance warning of the martian raid, as they seemingly do on all raids by outside agencies, and are going to trick the inhabitants of our Solar System's fourth planet by moving the site down the street. The weak advance (reportedly less than 600 tickets had been told) was just a figment of the imagination of those who were taking tickets and a new magic spell has been cast on the ticket office to forget how slowly sales have been.
Scott Hall did debut at the television tapings last week as a heel using the ring name Razor Ramone doing a biker gimmick. Obviously he didn't do well since it wasn't supposed to be a try-out, but his matches won't be airing because they need to do more work on the gimmick.
There was decent emotion, better camera work than ever, no screw job finishes, no Oz.
Basically, in a nutshell, my intestines were slowly tearing through my abdomen.. Which affected my training greatly, my in-ring work, and my physical appearance. My intestines were slowly swelling because they were all outta wack and protruding through my abdominal wall. But I sucked it up and gave everything I had. I haven't been able to do a sit-up in two years. And as I totally expected, The lil "wanna be cool guys" that feel like bad-asses behind a keyboard LOVED to make comments about my weight gain because I was being lazy. Little did they know, or yet probably even care, that I've stayed constantly frustrated that I was dealing with these serious complications. Honestly, I only care about the personal friends and family that I have, that know my true deal.. It's only their opinions I take serious and to heart. Anybody who writes about me, whether good or bad, but especially bad.. I couldn't care less. I just say thanks for keeping me in the news.
The night in Green Bay, when Kofi gave me a cross body from the top rope, my intestines exploded out through my abdominal wall.. And not just in one spot, but in two spots. I had to have it fixed, or face major health problems.. Problems that could have killed me. So as always, I do what's good for me, my career, friends, and loved ones. Hateful, ignorant comments made on the world wide web certainly doesn't bothered me-but sometimes give me a good laugh.. And my world is a world those people will never experience.
Pro Wrestling Guerrilla presents "Threemendous II - A 6th Anniversary Shindig!" on July 31st, 2009 from the Reseda American Legion Hall in sunny Reseda, CA!
Main Event
PWG Heavyweight Championship Match - Guerrilla Warfare!
(C) Chris Hero vs. Joey Ryan
Non-Title Match
(C) The Young Bucks (Matt & Nick Jackson) vs. Two Skinny Black Guys (El Generico & Human Tornado)
Scott Lost vs. Alex Shelley
"American Dragon" Bryan Danielson vs. Chris Sabin
Davey Richards vs. Roderick Strong
Colt "Boom Boom" Cabana vs. Chuck Taylor
The Cutler Brothers (Brandon & Dustin Cutler) vs. Johnny Goodtime & Brandon Gatson
Jerome "LTP" Robinson vs. Charles Mercury
linkIndy wrestler Nick Gage had to be airlifted to a hospital on Saturday after severing an artery in his arm during Combat Zone Wrestling's annual Tournament of Death. He was sliced from his armpit to his hip when a stunt with a light tube went wrong. He lost an insane amount of blood, started freaking out, and ran to the back. Nobody knew what to do so all the other guys ran out for an impromptu battle royal. The police arrived and they didn't let anyone leave the show until they determined what happened. The show drew more than 200 to a farm in Townsend, DE.