Angle - HE HAD A RED HOT CREAM!
Anderson - THIS is not the TNA World title. I could stick a crayon in my ass and draw a better picture than this.
Anderson - I was on the indy scene for six years eating PB and J so I could get a job in a major wrestling company. And I did - OVER THERE. At first, I had a rocketship up on my ass. I beat ten world champions quickly! I was destined to be world champion, then a birdy got in the boss’s ear and said that uh…that uh… Kenny might be too funny… So everything that brought me to the dance, all this, I WAS TOLD NOT TO DO! I was told how to walk, talk, how to dress, I COULDN’T EVEN CHEW GUM ON THE WAY TO THE RING CUZ THAT WAS TOO HOKEY! This is me! Fast-forward to a call I get from Bischoff. Who says I understand what you went through, I know your potential, you come here, we’ll take the training wheels off and let you be you! And Bischoff, Hogan, Dixie, and Russo allowed me to be the asshole that I am today! This asshole JUST BECAMSE THE TNA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! I’m not saying I couldn’t have done it without you guys, cuz I could, BUT I HAVE TO THANK YOU ASSHOLES. Yes, you too. There’s one more asshole I have to thank. So if I may, may Matt Morgan please grace us with your presence. You and I haven’t always seen eye to eye. Obviously, but you stepped up when I needed you the most, and for that, I say thanks pal!
Morgan - The only reason you’re waring that title around your waist..
Anderson - It’s not on my waist…
Morgan - IS BECAUSE I LET MYSELF DOWN. You respect me, and I respect you. We had a good, long-hard-fought battle. I’m a straight shooter, as are you, and whether you have the title…I don’t care who has it! I’m not taking my eyes off of that prize. I’ve worked the last 9 years busting MY ASS. BUSTING MY TAIL TO NOT JUST BE A GOOD PRO WRESTLER, BUT TO GO DOWN AS THE BEST GIANT IN THE BUSINESS OF ALL-TIME! But without that title, I don’t have that. I can’t use that claim. So man to man, I’m coming for that title. 2011 IS THE YEAR OF THE BLUEPRINT! This is your night, your party. These are your assholes! After Genesis, congratulations, you’ve earned every ounce of that title.
Eric - CUT THE MUSIC. Who in the hell do you think you are? YOU AND YOUR REVISIONIST HISTORY. TELLING THE WORLD YOUR BACKSTORY? NO ONE GIVES A DAMN ABOUT YOUR BACKSTORY. THE ONLY THING YOU GOT RIGHT IS THE ONLY REASON YOU’RE HERE IS BECAUSE OF ME, HOGAN, AND FLAIR. OTHERWISE, YOU’D BE PICKING UP TRASH IN GREEN BAY - just like how you started. If you think for a second that we’re gonna put up with you as a world champion, you’re out of your friggin’ mind. MARK THIS DATE - Feb. 3rd, 2011 - it’s Thursday night, Impact’s on, and two things are gonna happen. Jeff Hardy WILL GET HIS WORLD TITLE BACK. AND HOGAN’S GONNA COME BACK FROM ALL THIS LEGAL BULLSHIT AND BE BACK IN CONTROL OF THE COMPANY AND EVERYTHING WILL BE RIGHT WITH THE WORLD WHILE YOU GO BACK TO BEING ANOTHER WANNABE!
Anderson - Done yet? ARE YOU SURE YOU DON’T HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY!? YOU WANNA YELL, HUH!?
Jeff Hardy - At Genesis, you were not the better man. The family simply made a mistake.
(after Immortal beats down the faces)Flair - HELLO!? HELLO!? WOO WOO!
Tenay - FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THREE YEARS, THE HARDYS WILL TEAM UP!
(22 minutes into the show)Tenay - WE OPEN THE IN-RING ASPECT OF IMPACT WITH A REMATCH FROM GENESIS!
Tenay - THIS IS THE FIRST OF FOUR STRAIGHT WEEKS OF GENESIS REMATCHES!
RVD - Ken, I had MY HAAAAANNNDDSSS on Jeff Hardy, then is FRICKIN BROTHER. THOSE FRICKIN IMMORTALS!
Pope - I’m out here now for some important reasons. A lot has gone down that involved Samoa Joe surveiling Pope on his own time, while Pope was tending to his own business and the business of the congregation. Pope was doing GOOD WILL. MAKING A DIFFERENCE in the world we live In today. Now, I’m out here cuz I’m the Pope that I am. I’M A POPE YOU CAN FOLLOW, YOU SHOULD FOLLOW, AND YOU WILL CONTINUE TO FOLLOW. Pope’s gonna lead by example. Joe, it don’t matter what you did - Pope forgives you. I forgive you, Joe. BUT WHAT POPE WANTS TO KNOW RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW, WOULD YOU BE AS FORGIVING IS POPE WAS FOLLOWING YOU AND YOUR WIFE AROUND ON YOUR OWN TIME!? CUZ I DID! (pigs are shown
ing) LET’S LOOK AT THE DIXIE TRON! (a pig gives birth) POPE HAS CAUGHT YOU AND YOUR WIFE DOING THE UNTHINKABLE!? (Joe comes out) YOU FORGIVE ME!?
Taz - That wasn’t cool - especially the picture of the pig trying to jump over the other one)
Joe - For a man who says he’s pimpin, YOU SURE DO RUN LIKE A BITCH! I don’t chase bitches. YOU’RE A PHONY, A FRAUD, A PRETENDER! Pope, instead of chasing you around, I’m gonna leave you with this promise - at some point, and some time when you least expect it, I’ll get my hands on you. AND DADDY, JOE IS GONNA KILL YOU!
Eric - Hogan said that under no circumstances do we not get that title off of Anderson! THE DEADLINE IS FEBRUARY 3RD!
Jarrett - Tonight is a night of celebration! Tonight, we are celebrating the career of an undefeated MMA fighter. Tonight, hanging up my gloves, I know that I’ve never even been taken down! I’ve never even come close to submitting, and I damn sure have never been beat. So after making an example of Kurt, keeping in mind that it was only an exhibition, but Kurt, I could have permanently injured you. BUT I DIDN’T. After Sunday, I have nothing left to prove. In closing, I just want to close by saying a few more words. Behind every hell-bend mercenary, behind every man of war, there’s always a great woman. So at this time, I’d like to introduce to everyone here in the Impact Zone and everyone at home, the lovely, and vivacious, without further ado - MRS. KAREN JARRETT!
Karen - STOP, STOP, STOP! I HAVE SAT AT HOME FOR 2 YEARS WHILE YOU WERE PLAYING GAMES WITH OUR PERSONAL AND PROFESSIONAL LIVES. NO MORE! YOU TURN AROUND AND LOOK AT ME WHEN I’M TALKING TO YOU. DON’T YOU FREAKING TURN YOUR BACK ON ME. YOU WILL NOT STEAL THE JOY FROM OUR LIVES FOR ONE MORE DAY. NEXT WEEK, IN THAT RING, THE ENTIRE WORLD WILL HEAR WHAT I HAVE TO SAY. MY SIDE. MY SIDE! MAKE SURE YOU’RE DRESSED FOR THE OCCASION, BECAUSE IT’LL BE A NIGHT YOU’LL NEVER FORGET!
(after Madison waves)Taz - What a humble champ.
Taz - This music is disturbing. It’s Winter’s music.
Taz - Fireman’s carry. Well, firewoman’s carry, cuz they’re women.
Matt Hardy - Now, MATT AND JEFF HARDY UNDERSTAND WHAT THIS BUSINESS IS ALL ABOUT!
Jeff Hardy - WE’RE MATT AND JEFF F’N HARDY!
Taz - I think Morgan may have a few fe…inches on Abyss.
Tenay - DISCUS CLOTHESLINE OR PUNCH! WHATEVER IT WAS!
Tenay - Immortal's quest for championships; it all began when TNA president Dixie Carter had the restraining order served on Hulk Hogan. A restraining order that prevented Hogan from taking part in any TNA activity. With lawyers and judges involved, Bischoff realized anything could happen. They needed championships, and for the monster Abyss it was right place, right time.
Crimson - YOU TELL BISCHOFF THAT FEBRUARY THIRD IS GONNA BE A SPECIAL NIGHT! THEY’RE COMING ON FEBRUARY 3RD FOR EVERY MEMBER OF IMMORTAL! GO TELL ‘EM!
Tenay - AMAZING RED’S BROTHER’S NAME IS CRIMSON!
Tenay - THE PROUD NEW TNA CHAMPION IS ON HIS WAY TO THE RING! (Anderson drags the belt alongside him)
Taz - The Hardys have been together since they were young kids.
Taz - Matt says he was punished by the company. The former company, because Jeff Hardy came here. He says he’s tired of doing the right thing. He’s done with it, man.
Tenay - If the Hardys had stayed together for years like Team 3D, they could be recognized as the greatest team ever.
Tenay - SWINGING SPINNING NECKBREAKER BY ANDERSON!
(during the Twist/Swanton combo)Taz - I’ve seen this movie before.
