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[quote name='dcfox']I've never had a problem with dairy when I was a kid. But when I started college, drinking straight milk gave me the worst stomach aches. Ice cream became a problem for me to, depending how much I ate. But chocolate and other dairy stuff, I have no problem with. Is there a test that can determine if you're lactose intolerant or not?[/QUOTE]

Apparently there is :D
 
[quote name='dcfox']I was thinking of something along the lines of an online questionnaire, but I guess a trip to the doctor's might be more scientific. :lol:[/QUOTE]

Beavis: I poop too much.
Little Old Lady: You might be lactose intolerant.
Beavis: No, no, I poop too much.
 
[quote name='dcfox']I was thinking of something along the lines of an online questionnaire, but I guess a trip to the doctor's might be more scientific. :lol:[/QUOTE]
a questonnaire to determine lactose intolerance:
Does milk and other products that contain lataid make you sick: Yes, No
If you said yes, you are lactose intolerant or you hate these products.
:lol:
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']Beavis: I poop too much.
Little Old Lady: You might be lactose intolerant.
Beavis: No, no, I poop too much.[/QUOTE]

Beavis: ... and then I get tired... :lol:

I'm not lactose intolerant, but I hate to drink milk. At least, plain milk. But then again, I don't really drink any kind of milk anyway.

Hmm, I'm averaging 4 posts a day, according to my profile. Interesting...
 
[quote name='dcfox']I've never had a problem with dairy when I was a kid. But when I started college, drinking straight milk gave me the worst stomach aches. Ice cream became a problem for me to, depending how much I ate. But chocolate and other dairy stuff, I have no problem with. Is there a test that can determine if you're lactose intolerant or not?[/QUOTE]

It could also be the kind of milk you're using. As you get older, you're not supposed to drink whole milk as it's not as good for you. Stick to 2% or skim when you get past 14. It will take some adjustment but I did it and have learned to love 2% and/or skim.
 
[quote name='Saucy Jack']Beavis: ... and then I get tired... :lol:

I'm not lactose intolerant, but I hate to drink milk. At least, plain milk. But then again, I don't really drink any kind of milk anyway.

Hmm, I'm averaging 4 posts a day, according to my profile. Interesting...[/QUOTE]

I average 1.25...which is abnormally low. :applause:
 
I'm playing Far Cry again and it rocks. Now I can crank evertything up on max with all the effects. It's cool to see birds and bugs and boars, oh my!
 
Does anyone see the google ad at the bottom that says

"Lactose Intolerant?
Want to eliminate your symptoms? Request a brochure to learn how
www.lactagen.com"

or is it just me?
 
[quote name='dcfox']Is this the site you go to for your medical needs? :lol:[/QUOTE]

No, but I knew you'd want someone who knows your needs. ;)

And hey, it's in Boston. :lol:
 
[quote name='Mike23']I average 1.25...which is abnormally low. :applause:[/QUOTE]

Someday, young Padawan... er... Cheap Ass All-Star... your post average will grow. Until that day, just look to the elders for guidance.

Cool avatar, by the way.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']No, but I knew you'd want someone who knows your needs. ;)

And hey, it's in Boston. :lol:[/QUOTE]
Now that I see it's the "Center for Young Women's Health, Children's Hospital Boston", paying a visit might not actually be a bad idea :twisted:
 
[quote name='Saucy Jack']Someday, young Padawan... er... Cheap Ass All-Star... your post average will grow. Until that day, just look to the elders for guidance.

Cool avatar, by the way.[/QUOTE]
Your sig has exceeded bandwidth. I suggest imageshack, no bandwisth issues at all.
 
[quote name='dcfox']Now that I see it's the "Center for Young Women's Health, Children's Hospital Boston", paying a visit might not actually be a bad idea :twisted:[/QUOTE]

Let me know how it goes. Oh, and take some pictures this time. :twisted: ;)
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']Your sig has exceeded bandwidth. I suggest imageshack, no bandwisth issues at all.[/QUOTE]

WHAT?!! NO!!! TRUDY ISN'T GOING TO DIE ON ME!

Wait a minute... I see it just fine. Weird...
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Let me know how it goes. Oh, and take some pictures this time. :twisted: ;)[/QUOTE]
Don't get any sick thoughts now. My only motive for going to a hospital for young girls would be to enquire about milk.

Edit: Saucy Jack, your sig isn't showing for me either.
 
[quote name='Saucy Jack']WHAT?!! NO!!! TRUDY ISN'T GOING TO DIE ON ME!

Wait a minute... I see it just fine. Weird...[/QUOTE]

Sig looks ok to me.
 
[quote name='dcfox']Don't get any sick thoughts now. My only motive for going to a hospital for young girls would be to enquire about milk.[/QUOTE]

:twisted: ;)
 
[quote name='Saucy Jack']WHAT?!! NO!!! TRUDY ISN'T GOING TO DIE ON ME!

Wait a minute... I see it just fine. Weird...[/QUOTE]
That's because it's cached on your computer, so you will see it just fine, while everyone else sees that you've exceeded bandwidth at PB.
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']That's because it's cached on your computer, so you will see it just fine, while everyone else sees that you've exceeded bandwidth at PB.[/QUOTE]
I see it fine.
 
I'm the kind of person that likes to make everybody happy, so I have taken the advice of the great FriskyTanuki, and hosted the image on Imageshack. Hopefully you all can see the signature now.

I'm kind of flattered that you all were that upset about not seeing my sig. Hopefully, the repair of my "mistake" will bring peace to the land of the OTT.

Of course, if something happens to my beloved Trudy... someone here is gonna pay! :evil:
 
I've decided to put up some more posters in my room. The only problem is I have room for 4 more posters max (in addition to the 17 I already have up) and at least 7 that I want to put up today. Maybe if I put some in the closet/restroom area ... :whistle2:k
 
[quote name='Saucy Jack']I'm the kind of person that likes to make everybody happy, so I have taken the advice of the great FriskyTanuki, and hosted the image on Imageshack. Hopefully you all can see the signature now.

I'm kind of flattered that you all were that upset about not seeing my sig. Hopefully, the repair of my "mistake" will bring peace to the land of the OTT.

Of course, if something happens to my beloved Trudy... someone here is gonna pay! :evil:[/QUOTE]
I'm so happy I could poo on you right now. :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I've decided to put up some more posters in my room. The only problem is I have room for 4 more posters max (in addition to the 17 I already have up) and at least 7 that I want to put up today. Maybe if I put some in the closet/restroom area ... :whistle2:k[/QUOTE]
Ceiling? Floors? Back of that gigantic ass LCD of yours?
 
[quote name='dcfox']I'm so happy I could poo on you right now. :lol:[/QUOTE]
Does experencing joy tend to make you feel the urge to deficate? I bet the neighborhood kids avoided your birthday parties like the plague.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I've decided to put up some more posters in my room. The only problem is I have room for 4 more posters max (in addition to the 17 I already have up) and at least 7 that I want to put up today. Maybe if I put some in the closet/restroom area ... :whistle2:k[/QUOTE]

What are they of? I've seen pics of a couple.
 
[quote name='supadupacheap']Ceiling? Floors? Back of that gigantic ass LCD of yours?[/QUOTE]

If I were going to do the ceiling I'd want to cover it, and I'm not sure I have an extra 200+ sqft of posters. Also I don't have enough command strips for the job. :lol:

Floors would never work. :lol:

The LCD isn't that big, and not well suited to posting. :lol:


I could take some of the older posters down, or just more them around to make more space ... but then I might run out of strips and not be able to put them up anyway. :whistle2:k

[quote name='Trakan']What are they of? I've seen pics of a couple.[/QUOTE]

The ones I want to put up include the following topics: Pulp Fiction, The White Stripes, The Doors, The Distillers, The Simpsons, Nirvana, and Bright Eyes.

Current posters are: Sin City, Reservoir Dogs, Jessica Alba, Radiohead, Cowboy Bebop, Nine Inch Nails (x2), Kill Bill, Brooke Burke (x2), Garbage, Petra Nemcova, Karen McDougal, Pink Floyd, Ana Beatriz Barros, Fight Club, and Krusty-Os.
 
[quote name='dcfox']I'm so happy I could poo on you right now. :lol:[/QUOTE]

I'm glad that you're happy, but you don't have to share the product of your happiness with me, OK? Meaning... I don't wanna be covered in poo.

On the other hand, if you are so happy that you wanna give me money or something... go ahead. :)
 
[quote name='Saucy Jack']I'm glad that you're happy, but you don't have to share the product of your happiness with me, OK? Meaning... I don't wanna be covered in poo.

On the other hand, if you are so happy that you wanna give me money or something... go ahead. :)[/QUOTE]
But how else is he supposed to thank you?

It's a tradtion 'round these parts!
 
[quote name='Gothic_Walrus']But how else is he supposed to thank you?

It's a tradtion 'round these parts![/QUOTE]
Which reminds me. I wanted to thank you GW for all you do. Expect a pooey-gram on Tues. (monday IS a holiday after all)
 
[quote name='Gothic_Walrus']But how else is he supposed to thank you?

It's a tradtion 'round these parts![/QUOTE]

I was not aware that the poo stain is a badge of honor. Well, if everyone else has received one... I guess that's what antibiotics and anti-bacterial soap are for. :)
 
[quote name='Saucy Jack']I was not aware that the poo stain is a badge of honor. Well, if everyone else has received one... I guess that's what antibiotics and anti-bacterial soap are for. :)[/QUOTE]
Poo = the brown badge of courage? :whistle2:s
 
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