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[quote name='jaykrue']I just got back from a club and I'm high off a lot of Red Bulls/Vodka so sleep isn't an option now. :hot:

EDIT: And I don't have a perfect score. I have my slow nights as well. I got one number tonight but no take homes. :cry:[/QUOTE]
Thursday night really a prime night to score? Don't people have work?
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Yeah, it's best not to attempt that sort of thing when you're tired. It only leads to your words being used against you. :lol:[/QUOTE]
And we've seen that happen far too many times in the past.

Do we even need to find examples? :)
 
[quote name='jaykrue']I just got back from a club and I'm high off a lot of Red Bulls/Vodka so sleep isn't an option now. :hot:

EDIT: And I don't have a perfect score. I have my slow nights as well. I got one number tonight but no take homes. :cry:[/QUOTE]
I hate to say it, though it's nice to see you with the occasional night where the best you get is phone number or numbers. Makes it look better for the rest of us mortals. :D
 
Ah why do I go out to a shady hole in the wall dance club until 3am. Waking up at 7 for class wasn't great. Thank the lord the ladies I danced with was amazing.
 
There's something wrong with someone beating Mario 64 in just under 20 minutes with only 16 stars. He exploits some really big glitches, but it's still wrong.
 
[quote name='karsh']There's something wrong with someone beating Mario 64 in just under 20 minutes with only 16 stars. He exploits some really big glitches, but it's still wrong.[/QUOTE]

Where's this? Does someone have a video of this or something?
 
[quote name='Saucy Jack']Where's this? Does someone have a video of this or something?[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I want to see it to. Is this like the Super Mario 3 thing in 10 minutes?
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']fuck![/QUOTE]

Well... My lunch hour is coming up... If you want to meet half way, I'm sure we can work something out. ;)
 
[quote name='beerguy961']Thursday night really a prime night to score? Don't people have work?[/QUOTE]

Every day and night is a prime time to score. You've just got to be good at managing time. For example, when I'm at a club, I usually give myself a time limit in which to acquire either a phone number or a girl to take home for the night. On weekdays, it's usually 11pm so I can get home by midnight at the earliest. But on weekends, I'm more relaxed and, depending on how the night goes, can range as early as 11pm to as late as 3am. Contrary to what you may think, I'm not that into clubs. It's an old familiar scene. When I was younger, I usually wouldn't get in until 3am. It used to be a place to see and be seen but I'm gettin' old and I don't wanna go there too often lest I become the 'old guy' in the club. You know the guy - the guy that's 'just' a little too old to be in the scene? So I'll probably stop going within the next year or two. Besides, there's more than one place to find girls. This is just one outlet. There's others.

The nature of my job also helps in scoring on weekdays since I can work at home. Thank goodness for modern telecommunication.:lol:

[quote name='shrike4242']I hate to say it, though it's nice to see you with the occasional night where the best you get is phone number or numbers. Makes it look better for the rest of us mortals. :D[/QUOTE]

Hehe, glad my misfortune is at least entertaining others. :lol:
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']That one was fake.[/QUOTE]
I thought was real, but just helped a bit by a game genie or something to speed mario up a bit.
 
Hey does EB check to see if a ps2 works when I take it to trade in, or do they just checkl for the warranty sticker

Any help is appreciated thanls

SKy
 
[quote name='kittie']Clubs are not a good outlet to meet people. But, I differ with most of this.[/QUOTE]

Are you sure about that.
 
[quote name='kittie']Clubs are not a good outlet to meet people. But, I differ with most of this.[/QUOTE]

I can't agree with that. I meet cute girls there all the time. But I will admit - rare is the occasion that any girl I'll meet at a club will end up in a meaningful relationship. But it's still nice to find f*ck buddies there.:lol:
 
[quote name='jaykrue']I can't agree with that. I meet cute girls there all the time. But I will admit - rare is the occasion that any girl I'll meet at a club will end up in a meaningful relationship. But it's still nice to find f*ck buddies there.:lol:[/QUOTE]

That's my point. And even a sex addict like me gets tired of making myself up to meet people who will act fake as possible just so they can hit the kitty.
 
[quote name='Skycaptain99']Hey does EB check to see if a ps2 works when I take it to trade in, or do they just checkl for the warranty sticker

Any help is appreciated thanls

SKy[/QUOTE]

They should. Although, sometimes they run a flimsy test. And I think they take your information down. If you put fake info down, there's a good chance you'd get away with it during busy times. But, I wouldn't go back to that store often.
 
[quote name='kittie']Why would somebody fake that Mario thing?

That had to take quite a bit of effort to do that...[/QUOTE]
It's fake in the sense that it's not the pure version of Super Mario 3. He used an emulator, he used some cheats (1/4 time, double fireballs, etc.), and the video is spliced so that it's not one continuous stream of playing.

In my opinion, it is still impressive because it obviously took many many long hours to get to that point.

However, it still isn't the original game with no cheats.
 
I'm pretty sure the Mario 64 one is legit, in the sense he isn't cheating, but he does take some REALLY big glitches. Such as using a bunny rabbit to get through the star door where the second Bowser is, or butt bumping his way through another door where the last Bowser fight is.
 
[quote name='kittie']That's my point. And even a sex addict like me gets tired of making myself up to meet people who will act fake as possible just so they can hit the kitty.[/QUOTE]

Well, you said that clubs aren't a good place to meet people. I suggested otherwise. I never said that those people you meet would have meaningful relationships with you. In fact, I said otherwise. All I said is that it's a good place to meet people no more, no less. And you've been meeting the wrong ppl then. I go to a nightclub with the full intention of hooking up and if a girl can't seem to understand the concept that a nightclub IS a meatmarket, she's setting herself up for trouble. It's not about being fake. If you're at a nightclub, you're there to market yourself. As I said, it's a place to see and be seen. If you're not there to see or be seen, what're you there for then? The atmosphere? Do you even know why you make yourself up? It's to make yourself attractive. Same reason why guys work out, brush our teeth, and take showers. If men weren't determined to hook up with women, I'd wager a lot of those guys would forgo those things since they're not trying to attract. Why would anyone want to look attractive in a low-lit environment? So that you become more eye-catching since the light dims your features.
 
[quote name='kittie']I guess... but, it's pretty damn pathetic and pointless to do that.[/QUOTE]


So is pretending to be a porn star.... :roll:
 
[quote name='karsh']I'm pretty sure the Mario 64 one is legit, in the sense he isn't cheating, but he does take some REALLY big glitches. Such as using a bunny rabbit to get through the star door where the second Bowser is, or butt bumping his way through another door where the last Bowser fight is.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, those were some very big glitches.

I guess it could be argued that since he doesn't seem to use any cheats or equipment (i.e. an emulator, game genie, etc.), and that what he's playing is the same game with the same glitches that everyone else plays when they play that he (or she) could say that they legitimately beat Mario 64 in around 20 minutes.

However, I can also see the argument against that saying that taking advantage of glitches is not playing the real game how it was meant to be played. And that taking advantage of glitches may be a form of cheating. But then you'd get into the debate of what was considered a glitch. Is butt bumping backwards through the door a glitch? Is using the bunny twice a glitch? Maybe no one else just thought to do that. Is jumping up and off of the side of walls to get to a higher platform you weren't meant to reach that way a glitch? Is running up the side of that pillar a glitch? Using that bouncing box?
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Why would anyone want to look attractive in a low-lit environment? So that you become more eye-catching since the light dims your features.[/QUOTE]
Why? If they're looking for dates among the mole people. :D
 
[quote name='GuyWithGun']Yeah, those were some very big glitches.

I guess it could be argued that since he doesn't seem to use any cheats or equipment (i.e. an emulator, game genie, etc.), and that what he's playing is the same game with the same glitches that everyone else plays when they play that he (or she) could say that they legitimately beat Mario 64 in around 20 minutes.

However, I can also see the argument against that saying that taking advantage of glitches is not playing the real game how it was meant to be played. And that taking advantage of glitches may be a form of cheating. But then you'd get into the debate of what was considered a glitch. Is butt bumping backwards through the door a glitch? Is using the bunny twice a glitch? Maybe no one else just thought to do that. Is jumping up and off of the side of walls to get to a higher platform you weren't meant to reach that way a glitch? Is running up the side of that pillar a glitch? Using that bouncing box?[/QUOTE]

You could say that, but those last two are how they are, and not a glitch. Mario is supposed to be able to run up those pillars, due to a large arrow on the one that's pointing up, and the box is meant to be bouncing like that, since normally people are too stupid to move around the side. If you just grab it right at the beginning without going around it, you'll die as it jumps off the side of the stage.
 
[quote name='shrike4242']Why? If they're looking for dates among the mole people. :D[/QUOTE]

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So my boyfriend's cousin is pregnant. She's 17. She was asking his advice on telling their grandmother (her guardian). Her brilliant idea is to make a bunch of hypothetical questions that would make being pregnant instead seem like a blessing. And it made me feel old, cause all I could think of is "Children, psshaw."
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']So my boyfriend's cousin is pregnant. She's 17. She was asking his advice on telling their grandmother (her guardian). Her brilliant idea is to make a bunch of hypothetical questions that would make being pregnant instead seem like a blessing. And it made me feel old, cause all I could think of is "Children, psshaw."[/QUOTE]

:lol: Sorry to tell you, lulu, once you hit 21 it's all downhill
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']Are you telling me you wouldn't want to ravage those legs? :lol:[/QUOTE]
No, not me. You can give it a shot, though.
 
[quote name='jaykrue']please stop posting those molemen pics. I'm gonna have nightmares. :whistle2:#:cold::hot:[/QUOTE]

I consider it retribution for those damn camel spiders
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']:lol: Sorry to tell you, lulu, once you hit 21 it's all downhill[/QUOTE]
His cousin really hasn't thought things through either. She's just worried about her guardian... she should be worried about the rest of her life. But I guess not everyone can be a worrier like me.
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']So my boyfriend's cousin is pregnant. She's 17. She was asking his advice on telling their grandmother (her guardian). Her brilliant idea is to make a bunch of hypothetical questions that would make being pregnant instead seem like a blessing. And it made me feel old, cause all I could think of is "Children, psshaw."[/QUOTE]
Kind of sounds like this joke:​

Letter from Daughter to Parents​


Dear Mother and Dad:

It has now been three months since I left for college. I have been remiss
in writing this and I am very sorry for my thoughtlessness in not having
written before. I will bring you up to date now, but before you read on,
please sit down. YOU ARE NOT TO READ ANY FURTHER UNLESS YOU ARE SITTING DOWN. OKAY!

Well then, I am getting along pretty well now. The skull fracture and the
concussion I got when I jumped out of the window of my dormitory when it
caught fire shortly after my arrival are pretty well healed now. I only get
those sick headaches once a day.

Fortunately the fire in the dormitory and my jump were witnessed by an attendant
at the gas station near the dorm, and he was the one who called the fire
department and the ambulance. He also visited me at the hospital and since
I had nowhere to live, because of the burned out dormitory, he was kind enough
to invite me to share his apartment with him. It's really a basement room,
but it's kind of cute. He is a very fine boy and we have fallen deeply in
love and are planning to be married. We haven't set the exact date yet, but
it will be before my pregnancy begins to show.

Yes Mother and Dad, I am pregnant. I know how much you are looking forward
to being grrandparents and I know you will welcome the baby and give it the
love, devotion and tender care you gave me when I was a child. The reason
for the delay in our marriage is that my boyfriend has some minor infection
which prevents us from passing our pre-marital blood tests and I carelessly
caught it from him. This will soon clear up with the penicillin injections
I am taking daily.

I know you will welcome him into our family with open arms. He is kind and
although not well educated, he is ambitious. Although he is of a different
race and religion than ours, I know your oft expressed tolerance will not
permit you to be bothered by the fact that his skin color is somewhat darker
than ours. I am sure you will love him as I do. His family background is
good too, for I am told that his father is an important gun-bearer in the
village in Africa from which he came.

Now that I have brought you up to date, I want to tell you that there was
no dormitory fire, I did not have a concussion or a skull fracture. I was
not in the hospital, I am not pregnant, I am not engaged. I do not have
syphillis and there is no man (of any color) in my life. However, I am getting
a 'D' in History and an 'F' in Science and I wanted you to see those marks
in the proper perspective.

Yours-
Your Loving Daughter
 
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