Moxio's Moldy Birthday OTT

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[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']I consider it retribution for those damn camel spiders[/QUOTE]

Hey, no one forced you to click the link. :lol: And I frequent the OTT so it's not like I can make them disappear.
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']His cousin really hasn't thought things through either. She's just worried about her guardian... she should be worried about the rest of her life. But I guess not everyone can be a worrier like me.[/QUOTE]

Well, when you're 17 and your guardian is your grandparent, I can't blame you for worrying about that. After all, it's a bit too late to be worrying about "What if I get pregnant? What will I do?"
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']Well, when you're 17 and your guardian is your grandparent, I can't blame you for worrying about that. After all, it's a bit too late to be worrying about "What if I get pregnant? What will I do?"[/QUOTE]
Well on the plus side, Jonathan's grandmother was wondering when she'd get a greatgrandchild... I think she was hoping it'd be from us.
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']Well on the plus side, Jonathan's grandmother was wondering when she'd get a greatgrandchild... I think she was hoping it'd be from us.[/QUOTE]

Well, that's one pressure off your back. My wife and I are starting to get the hint that grandchildren are wanted. To which I say, fuck that. Not till I get my PhD, bitches!
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']His cousin really hasn't thought things through either. She's just worried about her guardian... she should be worried about the rest of her life. But I guess not everyone can be a worrier like me.[/QUOTE]
She should be worried about the rest of her life, indeed. Or move to that school in Ohio that has 13% of the class pregnant.

[quote name='jaykrue']Hey, no one forced you to click the link. :lol: And I frequent the OTT so it's not like I can make them disappear.[/QUOTE]
That was one scary ass spider, and spiders don't bug me. :shock: That was the size of a small dog, or that's what it looked like.

[quote name='AngellicLulu']Well on the plus side, Jonathan's grandmother was wondering when she'd get a greatgrandchild... I think she was hoping it'd be from us.[/QUOTE]
Be careful what you wish for..... :whistle2:s

[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']Well, that's one pressure off your back. My wife and I are starting to get the hint that grandchildren are wanted. To which I say, fuck that. Not till I get my PhD, bitches![/QUOTE]
What, 10 years from now? :D

[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']
They give your creaky joints and bones time to recuperate?
[/QUOTE]

fuck off, Lord Of Chaos! Yet another old man joke, eh? :roll:


Funny you mention that, actually, since I've been dealing with a sprained ankle and injured knee for about a month now. :whistle2:s
 
[quote name='shrike4242']That was one scary ass spider, and spiders don't bug me. :shock: That was the size of a small dog, or that's what it looked like. [/QUOTE]

Nah, it's just that you can't see too much of the surroundings to get a sense of scale. It just looks big since the camera was just really close or using the zoom function.:lol:
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Nah, it's just that you can't see too much of the surroundings to get a sense of scale. It just looks big since the camera was just really close or using the zoom function.:lol:[/QUOTE]
Spiders....
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Nah, it's just that you can't see too much of the surroundings to get a sense of scale. It just looks big since the camera was just really close or using the zoom function.:lol:[/QUOTE]
All I know it looked pretty big. It was eating a lizard for pete's sake! :shock:

[quote name='AngellicLulu']New Chicken Club at McDonalds = 2 thumbs up.[/QUOTE]
I concur completely. :D
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']New Chicken Club at McDonalds = 2 thumbs up.[/QUOTE]
Meh, Im giving it a thumbs down. I had all 3 (Im a coupon whore) and they werent so great. (and yes I had some of each "fresh") Not bad but lesser than Wendy's by a noticeable amount.
And just an idea for those out there, if you get the Ranch sandwhich at W's, ask them to sub out the plain chix for the spicy. Its an incredible combination.

[quote name='shrike4242']I concur completely. :D[/QUOTE]
By age 30 youve lost 1/3rd of your tastebuds. A fact to take into consideration when factoring in taste tester bias. :lol:
 
[quote name='shrike4242']
I concur completely. :D[/QUOTE]
They over cooked my bun though :cry:
And it got cold before Billy got it to me.. but otherwise it's really tasty.
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']They over cooked my bun though :cry:
And it got cold before Billy got it to me.. but otherwise it's really tasty.[/QUOTE]
I guess its ok. Is there a neutral in the thumbs up/down system? The trouble is Wendy's is just da bomb. If it didnt exist then sure McDs new offerings would score higher.
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Nah, it's just that you can't see too much of the surroundings to get a sense of scale. It just looks big since the camera was just really close or using the zoom function.:lol:[/QUOTE]

They really are huge...my cousin who is in Iraq said they are enormous and they are good target practice.
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']God my cat is a beggar... a damn beggar. She'll eat anything I give her too and come back for more.[/QUOTE]
You've never seen an animal beg till you've seen a beagle begging for food... Sneaky SOBs...
 
[quote name='beerguy961']You've never seen an animal beg till you've seen a beagle begging for food... Sneaky SOBs...[/QUOTE]
my cat has jumped up and grabbed pizza out of my hand before while I was eating. She's insane.
 
[quote name='supadupacheap']Meh, Im giving it a thumbs down. I had all 3 (Im a coupon whore) and they werent so great. (and yes I had some of each "fresh") Not bad but lesser than Wendy's by a noticeable amount.
And just an idea for those out there, if you get the Ranch sandwhich at W's, ask them to sub out the plain chix for the spicy. Its an incredible combination.

By age 30 youve lost 1/3rd of your tastebuds. A fact to take into consideration when factoring in taste tester bias. :lol:[/QUOTE]

Yes, you are the coupon whore, as am I. :D

Careful about that age 30 comment, since if I remember right, someone's not that far from it themselves. :D

[quote name='AngellicLulu']They over cooked my bun though :cry:
And it got cold before Billy got it to me.. but otherwise it's really tasty.[/QUOTE]
Another reason why I hate to bring fast food back to the office or apartment. Never lasts long. :D

[quote name='AngellicLulu']my cat has jumped up and grabbed pizza out of my hand before while I was eating. She's insane.[/QUOTE]
My female cat does that, tries to grab food off my plate. Sneaky little wench, she is.
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']God my cat is a beggar... a damn beggar. She'll eat anything I give her too and come back for more.[/QUOTE]

I recommend peanutbutter on the genitles.... :whistle2:# :oops:
 
[quote name='Kayden']I recommend peanutbutter on the genitles.... :whistle2:# :oops:[/QUOTE]
Would that be chunky peanut butter, for extra nuts in that area? :D
 
[quote name='shrike4242']Would that be chunky peanut butter, for extra nuts in that area? :D[/QUOTE]

I'm pretty sure you were trying to be funny.... but all you did was make me hungry.
 
[quote name='shrike4242']Yes, you are the coupon whore, as am I. :D

My female cat does that, tries to grab food off my plate. Sneaky little wench, she is.[/QUOTE]
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[quote name='FriskyTanuki']Jim Rome has gone too far this time! He said "Who's Line is it Anyway?" sucks. :evil: That bastard! Now for the much better ATH and PTI. :)[/QUOTE]

Are you kidding? That show was amusing for about the first episode. Every episode since then has been the same fucking jokes. That being said, I'm not terribly fond of Jim Rome's show, either. PTI is where it's at.
 
I did enjoy the older british version of "Who's Line is it Anyway?" more than the current version. Although I do enjoy the current version.
 
[quote name='GuyWithGun']I did enjoy the older british version of "Who's Line is it Anyway?" more than the current version. Although I do enjoy the current version.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I enjoy both a lot, but the new version is just on more than the British version usually.

:shock: Since when has Michael Holly been on ATH? Did his show on FSN get cancelled or something? Serves Max right for ditching ATH, where Stat Boy rules now. :)
 
[quote name='Kayden']I'm pretty sure you were trying to be funny.... but all you did was make me hungry.[/QUOTE]
I know I was being funny, and if you're hungry, all the better. :D

[quote name='AngellicLulu']I
 
[quote name='shrike4242']
Yes, indeed, the Steak & Shake coupon incident, a very bad day for all concerned.[/QUOTE]

Unfortunately, I am not familiar with that incident. Would anyone care to explain?
 
[quote name='Saucy Jack']Unfortunately, I am not familiar with that incident. Would anyone care to explain?[/QUOTE]
My room-mate who is never here decides he wants to come home one night and have people over so he "cleans" the counter by throwing everything away that wasn't his. Which meant bye bye wonderful collection of coupons. :cry:
 
Which reminds me... I need to ask that bastard about Jonathan's CD player (not a portable one) that was on the counter that has gone missing.
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']Jim Rome has gone too far this time! He said "Who's Line is it Anyway?" sucks. :evil: That bastard! Now for the much better ATH and PTI. :)[/QUOTE]

I'm surprised anyone watches Rome's show.
 
[quote name='kittie']I'm surprised anyone watches Rome's show.[/QUOTE]
There's nothing else on at 1:30, so I turn it on so I won't forget to watch PTI and ATH.
 
Gamer's Girlfriend said:
Odd...the power must have gone off sometime today...all the clocks are blinking...damn it...why do we need so many clocks?
Click to expand...
... I still haven't changed my wall clock from daylight savings. :lol:
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']My room-mate who is never here decides he wants to come home one night and have people over so he "cleans" the counter by throwing everything away that wasn't his. Which meant bye bye wonderful collection of coupons. :cry:[/QUOTE]

Ugh! I hate when crap like that happens. Other people in the house are definitely guilty of that here. They clean off the table, tossing away papers, and don't bother looking through for important documents. Then, they send me on a wild goose chase to look for some paper they need, when I know and I tell them that they threw the damn thing away! Then, they yell at me, even though I had nothing to do with their stupidity, and I never touched their damn papers!

That, and I hate it when someone doesn't bother to file away important papers, and they just expect the damn paper to be somewhere in the room. Ugh...

[quote name='kittie']I'm surprised anyone watches Rome's show.[/QUOTE]

(in Jim Rome voice)

Kittie... how can you deny the power of me, the great Jim Rome? You know what they say about me? "The guy has tremendous jack!" I'm the one on TV and radio... tellin' it like it is! OK, clones, we got the phone lines open for you... 1-800-636...86....86... also got the e-mail open for you. Rome... R-O-M-E at haveatake.com. So go ahead and call or send your e-mails... or just sit there and shut the hell up. That's even better... now I'm going to talk about what's going on in the world of sports... and pause during sentences... for no reason... whatsoever. Know why I hate college baseball? One word... PING! Everyone's a damn home-run hitter, and it all can be summed up in one word... not steroids... but... PING! OK, clones, just want to remind you... the phones are open... 1-800-636...86...86... also drop me an e-mail at Rome... R-O-M-E at haveatake.com. You know what... forget it. I'll see you tomorrow, clones. Don't forget to check out "Rome is Burning." Out...

(end Jim Rome voice)

I used to be able to do a dead-on Jim Rome voice. I don't do it much anymore because it makes my throat hurt after a while. Sometimes, the guy is pretty good. Sometimes, he's just plain stupid. Thankfully, he's good most of the time.

OK, CAG clones, Saucy Jack's making a quick exit from this thread. We'll see you later... OUT!
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']Yeah, I enjoy both a lot, but the new version is just on more than the British version usually.

:shock: Since when has Michael Holly been on ATH? Did his show on FSN get cancelled or something? Serves Max right for ditching ATH, where Stat Boy rules now. :)[/QUOTE]
Stat Boy is great, love how he always cuts off Woody in the middle of an insane tirade...
 
Hehe... good impersonation.

I really hate how Rome repeats the same thing at least 10 times during every "take". Of course, practically all sports radio hosts do that nowadays. The only interest I had in him is when he occasionally would rip on athletes during interviews... now, he's just a total kiss ass.
 
[quote name='beerguy961']Stat Boy is great, love how he always cuts off Woody in the middle of an insane tirade...[/QUOTE]

Yeah... but unfortunately, ATH is more about the gimmicks of the "experts" instead of actual sports talk. But, such is the way of ESPN.
 
[quote name='kittie']Hehe... good impersonation.

I really hate how Rome repeats the same thing at least 10 times during every "take". Of course, practically all sports radio hosts do that nowadays. The only interest I had in him is when he occasionally would rip on athletes during interviews... now, he's just a total kiss ass.[/QUOTE]
I think the whole "'Chris' Everett" incident made him into a pussy in front of athletes. He realizes what a weakling he is compared to football, hockey, basketball, and even baseball players...
 
[quote name='kittie']Hehe... good impersonation.

I really hate how Rome repeats the same thing at least 10 times during every "take". Of course, practically all sports radio hosts do that nowadays. The only interest I had in him is when he occasionally would rip on athletes during interviews... now, he's just a total kiss ass.[/QUOTE]

It annoys the hell out of me when he repeats himself during the damn interviews. Annoying as hell. I can understand repeating himself because some people tune in during the interviews and need to know who it is, but Jim is ridiculous. He's like this:
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Jim: OK, clones, we're going to talk to Barry Bonds, the home-run recordholder and outfielder for the Giants, who is on the bench with an injury. Thanks for being here, Barry.

Barry: Thanks for having me, Jim.

Jim: OK, we're talking to Barry Bonds, on the bench with an injury. How's the rehab progressing.

Barry: Going good, Jim. I might be back before the end of the season.

Jim: OK, talking to Barry Bonds. Out with a season-ending injury. Barry, what do you have to say about the people doubting your tremendous jack and saying that you use illegal supplements?

Barry: I've always been a great athlete, and I've put up all-star numbers every year...

Jim: The guest is Barry Bonds! 1-800-636...86...86... Rome... R-O-M-E at haveatake.com . Send in your questions for... Barry Bonds. Outfielder and home-run champion out for the season...

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It's ridiculous! Also, I also did like when he would rip into people that deserved it. However, it sucked when he either kissed ass, or he ripped into people that didn't deserve it. Still, I love it when he cuts off a dumbass caller, and then tears them a new one. Classic stuff... tremendous jack!
 
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