Mr_ hockeys trade list. H: Metal gear v W: tale tale games or forzia games.

[Mr_hockey66]

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

# It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

 

[Cravin Taco Bell]

Have Madden 09 - Looking for GOW2, HAWX in return...

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder at the same time.

 

[stewie75]

bumpage

 

[Mr_hockey66]

# Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

 

[SpitFire158]

Free bump

 

[Mr_hockey66]

thanks for the bumps

 

[Mr_hockey66]

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

# Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

 

[dmes65]

I think chuck norris is over rated. free bump

 

[Mr_hockey66]

thanks for the bump

 

[5of9]

pm sent, returnin the favor bump.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

thanks man

 

[Mr_hockey66]

# Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

 

[stewie75]

bumpage

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and accidentally ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

For most people, home is where the heart is. For Chuck Norris, home is where he stores his collection of human skulls.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

# Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

 

[stewie75]

bump for ya and im catchin up!!!

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

 

[Cravin Taco Bell]

to the top and sent PM

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

pmed ya back

 

[Mr_hockey66]

The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

# Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

# With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

# There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

 

[stewie75]

to the top for ya

 

[piercey]

CML for Monty Python and 5th Element UMDs, thank you.

 

[MrNEWZ]

CML for King Kong (seriously). Is it complete?

 

[Mr_hockey66]

# Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

 

[stewie75]

fo sho

 

[Mr_hockey66]

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

 

[piercey]

Bump returned, and check your PM.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

 

[Mr_hockey66]

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Chuck Norris once invited all of the other badasses from TV to duke it out in order to see who was the supreme badass. Only two showed up-- Jack Bauer and MacGyver.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

 

[Cravin Taco Bell]

to the top - missed you on friday

 

[Mr_hockey66]

thanks man. Still waiting for the xbox to get back

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

 

[Cravin Taco Bell]

Madden 09 is already pending somewhere else and I don't see anything I want in return for halo wars

 

[Mr_hockey66]

thanks bumped ya back

 

[Cravin Taco Bell]

[quote name='Mr_hockey66']No problem man. Dman you moved fast on that madden. I know there is no one to one that would make a halo wars deal. What would it take from my list. 2 games umds, paypal as well. Tell me what if anything you would do to make the trade.[/QUOTE]

I am really looking for RE5 so I can play with my friend. Madden has returned to my trade list due to complications. Although, it has auspiciously disappeared from your want list.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.