Mr_ hockeys trade list. H: Metal gear v W: tale tale games or forzia games.

They were going to release a Chuck Norris edition of Clue.

They decided that it wasn't very fun. The answer was always Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick to the face.
 
# In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex was not in fact chasing the jeep. The
Tyrannosaurus was just trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

Chuck was angry that he got woken up from the storm.

Even the T-Rex knows not to mess with Chuck Norris!
 
the sci fi adventure HIGHLANDER is not a work of fiction. Its actaully based on a true story. Chuck norris's diary.

1. Chuck norris is immortal
2. He roundhouse kicks peoples heads off
3. The quickining is when Chuck then devours their soul.

A gentlemen read this and thought this would make a great sci fi adventure. To make it a little more real though he had to have normal people use swords. Normal people can't roundhouse someones head off. geez!
 
Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder for the simple fact that his roundhouse kicks are recognized world-wide as "acts of God."
 
# Genral Rules of fighting:

1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight.

2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

3) Dont even thin about fighting Chuck Norris
 
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# When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.
 
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# Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, "...afraid of Chuck Norris."
 
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# Chuck Norris enjoys a good practical joke. His favorite is where he removes your lower intestine and pretends to make a balloon animal out of it. Then he cracks your skull open with a Volvo for not complimenting him on his balloon animal.
 
Bump for Hossa needing to beg for his old job back. Well he will have to beg for his old job back if he wants to win a Stanley Cup!
 
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# During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. They tortured him. Well if you call it torture. Chuck just thought it tickled.
 
The only thing that Chuck thought was torture was........They were going to shave his beard!!!!!!


Chuck had enough. He chewed through his handcuffs with his teeth. Then Chuck Roundhouse kicked a guard. The guard flew though a wall and into the kitchen.

Chuck came running in and said to the dazed guard. " No thanks. I had intenstines and toe nails for breakfast." He then roundhoused the guards head off.

He ran out side a managed to shoot down an enemy plane with only pointing his finger and yelling BANG!
 
Chuck destroyed the enemy camp with a homemade bomb of vinager and baking soda.

Chuck then grabbed the broken plane parts and flew home.

He did this only holding the wings in each hand and making the noise zzzzzzzhhhhhhhhhhhheeeerrrmmmmmmmmm. Zooooooommmmmmmmmm!
 
I know chuck norris is bad ass and all, but a straight up trade offer of Wolverine (month and 1/2 old) for a brand new release game is not cool at all no matter who you are.

I am sure you are joking, but if you are not, best of luck finding one.
 
[quote name='dinobot']I know chuck norris is bad ass and all, but a straight up trade offer of Wolverine (month and 1/2 old) for a brand new release game is not cool at all no matter who you are.

I am sure you are joking, but if you are not, best of luck finding one.[/QUOTE]

That sounds like a pretty fair trade to me. A month and a half old is still a new release.
 
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