Ms. Toe Thumbs (Megan Fox) as Red Sonja? Say it ain't so!

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http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=64808

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[quote name='GuilewasNK']I would prefer to see Laura Prepon as Red Sonja, but I takes what I can gets I guess.[/QUOTE]

Wouldn't she be too smart as Red Sonja?
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK']I would prefer to see Laura Prepon as Red Sonja, but I takes what I can gets I guess.[/QUOTE]

that might work

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She's tall, she can rock the red hair, and she's got a commanding voice. All she needs is some slight digital muscles ala 300 and she's set.

[quote name='fatherofcaitlyn']Wouldn't she be too smart as Red Sonja?[/QUOTE]


Well, it's a remake after all.
 
[quote name='ITDEFX']that might work

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Let me get this straight. People bash on Megan Fox for having a toe thumb but call for an ugly redhead who sounds like she is tucking a penis between her legs? Laura Prepon sounds like a hermaphrodite trannie and was the major reason why I never watched that 70's show.
 
Not that I would complain about Megan Fox (because seriously, people really care about what her THUMB looks like?), but Christina Hendricks would be magical.
 
[quote name='wildcpac']Let me get this straight. People bash on Megan Fox for having a toe thumb but call for an ugly redhead who sounds like she is tucking a penis between her legs? Laura Prepon sounds like a hermaphrodite trannie and was the major reason why I never watched that 70's show.[/QUOTE]


You missed a pretty good show. Whether you like her or not, it wasn't like she was going to jump through the screen and ask you to spoon with her.
 
[quote name='Azumangaman']Not that I would complain about Megan Fox (because seriously, people really care about what her THUMB looks like?), but Christina Hendricks would be magical.[/QUOTE]


ahhh :drool:

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But she's too Plump/curvy for hollywood and that part. Hollywood wants a bit thinner and not too much meat on her arms.
 
How about Kirsten Dunst? She was really looking forward to playing a red-haired comic book character again before Spider-man 4 fell through!
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK']I would prefer to see Laura Prepon as Red Sonja, but I takes what I can gets I guess.[/QUOTE]

agreed if she bulked up she could pull it off. man who the fuck is mega fox fucking to stay in hollywood? shes one of the worst actresses of the decade and yet shes still acting. maybe theyll let serena willams play grace jones character from that one conan movie.
 
[quote name='Cantatus']How about Kirsten Dunst? She was really looking forward to playing a red-haired comic book character again before Spider-man 4 fell through![/QUOTE]


eeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhh....No...too sweet looking. She's doesn't seem to play a tough chick part.

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[quote name='ITDEFX']that might work

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You know what? I stand corrected and erect.

Wildpac, I'll gladly find out if she is a trannie for you.

EDIT: She looked much more submissive during her recent "House" appearance. Then again, she was deathly ill.
 
[quote name='ITDEFX']eeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhh....No...too sweet looking. She's doesn't seem to play a tough chick part.

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I definitely would not ask her to bring it on.
 
Maybe they should say fuck it and do a Xena movie....Wonder Woman has been in development limbo for years now and Sandra Bullock is getting too old for the part.
 
[quote name='ITDEFX']Maybe they should say fuck it and do a Xena movie....Wonder Woman has been in development limbo for years now and Sandra Bullock is getting too old for the part.[/QUOTE]

1. Xena. Ick and too 90s.
2. Sandra Bullock would have been an awful WW.
 
[quote name='fatherofcaitlyn']1. Xena. Ick and too 90s.
2. Sandra Bullock would have been an awful WW.[/QUOTE]


In looks or acting?
 
[quote name='ITDEFX']In looks or acting?[/QUOTE]

Acting is questionable due to both a razzie and an oscar in the same year.

WW is damn near equal to Superman physically. So, she isn't going to cut it. She would be almost as laughable as Milla Jovovich in Resident Evil.

WW's mom? Maybe.
 
Rodriguez probably wised up and decided not to make a Luc Besson type mistake of casting his no-talent girlfriend in the lead role. coughTheMessengercough

Still, in order for the movie to give props to the original, it has to a totally campy piece of shit. Therefore: Angie Everheart for Red Sonja!
 
[quote name='TC']This!!![/QUOTE]


I agree, but Hollywood is NOT going to cast a curvy/plump woman for Red Sonja.

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Remember hollywood wants something thinner than this.
 
[quote name='ITDEFX']ahhh :drool:
But she's too Plump/curvy for hollywood and that part. Hollywood wants a bit thinner and not too much meat on her arms.[/QUOTE]
It's a shame, isn't it?
Hendricks is more or less the most beautiful woman on Hollywood/Earth. And she's wonderful in Mad Men. Win win.
 
[quote name='VipFREAK']I had to look up who the hell Red Sonja was.[/QUOTE]

Next thing you want to look up is who is She-Ra :cool:
 
[quote name='fatherofcaitlyn']Acting is questionable due to both a razzie and an oscar in the same year.

WW is damn near equal to Superman physically. So, she isn't going to cut it. She would be almost as laughable as Milla Jovovich in Resident Evil.

WW's mom? Maybe.[/QUOTE]

God don't get me started on All about Steve! :bomb: The most creepiest movie SB has ever done :O I can't believe she made that crap. My gf liked it, but I refuse to buy it on blu ray for her.

It's really hard to say who is stronger in a WW vs SM fight. Superman has a very known weakness, while I really don't know if WW has a weakness.

hmm Bullock as Hippolyta hmm.... it could happen.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hippolyta_(DC_Comics)
 
[quote name='VipFREAK']I wish I was young enough and sisterless to say Who the hell is that...[/QUOTE]

What's stopping you?

;)
 
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