My Stupid Pirate Joke-Funny or Not?

[dudecool320]

I came up with this joke about two years ago.


What's a pirate's favorite TV Show?








E Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

[Droogs]

no.

Pirate jokes just arent funny...they all have the same punchline and it just reminds me of when people used to say "WASSUUUUPPPPP" all the time.

It was a valliant effort though.

 

[tiredfornow]

Oncoming traffic is calling your name.

 

[klwillis45]

Not funny

 

[Droogs]

[quote name='klwillis45']Not funny[/quote]

I didn't click that...But I hope it's a reference to Wonder Showzen.

 

[scsg75]

 

[whoknows]

It's funny in an "OMG that's so stupid" way.

 

[ratzombie]

I hate you and your stupid joke.

 

[RAMSTORIA]

im going to be a millionaire when i invent a device that punches people through the internet

 

[crystalklear64]

Heh, I remember I came up with an equally or even more terrible joke.

What song did the dirty princess sing?
Someday my rinse will come...

 

[Pancake Rabbit]

Is this a real thread?

 

[Ikohn4ever]

with pirate jokes its all in the delivery, and frankly you combined with typing the joke on the net have no delivery at all

 

[Cracka]

I hope you get raped by a guy with HIV while you're sleep walking.

 

[Sleepkyng]

monkey23?

 

[Demolition Man]

Dumb.

/thread

 

[dudecool320]

[quote name='Cracka']I hope you get raped by a guy with HIV while you're sleep walking.[/quote]
Your dad doesn't have a chance!

 

[doctorfaustus]

Aw, it's not that bad. I chuckled.

 

[pittpizza]

I thought the joke was funny!

[quote name='RAMSTORIA']im going to be a millionaire when i invent a device that punches people through the internet[/quote]
I thought this was even funnier.

 

[naes]

 

[pittpizza]

What's a pirate's favorite country?
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRgentina.

 

[doctorfaustus]

[quote name='pittpizza']I thought the joke was funny!


I thought this was even funnier.[/QUOTE]

That was pretty good.

 

[shieryda]

Where do pirates buy their video games?






Toys 'RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Us.



Where do pirates get their coffee in the morning?

StARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRbucks.

 

[Trancendental]

[quote name='shieryda']Where do pirates buy their video games?






Toys 'RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Us.



Where do pirates get their coffee in the morning?

StARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRbucks.[/quote]

What's a pirate's favorite drink?












Bumboo - a type of grog made by mixing Rum, water, sugar and nutmeg

 

[JEKKI]

what did the pirate say when he found a buried treasure box but there was only 50 cent in it??


A-A-A-A-A-ARRRRRRRRR-UNIT!

 

[InvaderZim]

[quote name='whoknows']It's funny in an "OMG that's so stupid" way.[/quote]

Agree...

 

[strayfoxx]

If he misses the show does he tape it on his V C RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!????

 

[XboxHardcore.com]

My joke is funnier:

What do you call Asian stoners?

Ching & Chong

 

[shieryda]

[quote name='strayfoxx']If he misses the show does he tape it on his V C RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!????[/quote]

Yes. This is a good one.

Jekki could learn from your example.

 

[chimpian]

this thread is quite active

aRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRe you kidding me ?

 

[pittpizza]

What is a pirate's favorite gun?


RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRshotgun.

 

[PenguinoMF]

What is a pirates favorite food?

Spoiler

Waffles

 

[Caliburn]

This thread needs some ninja jokes.

Can you spot the 3 ninjas hidden around this house?

​

 

[pittpizza]

I counted four.

 

[shieryda]

This thread went downhill quicker than I expected. The jokes RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR getting worse.

 

[pittpizza]

Why do pirates where a patch on their eye?


RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRetina problems.


Why do pirates have a parrot on their shoulder?

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[JEKKI]

what do u get when the "P" in "Master P" stands for pirate???

Make'em say ARRRRRRRRRRRR!! ARRRRRRRRRR! nah nah nah nah!! nah nah nah nah!!

'bout it 'bout it... AAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR~!!

 

[pittpizza]

[quote name='JEKKI']what do u get when the "P" in "Master P" stands for pirate???

Make'em say ARRRRRRRRRRRR!! ARRRRRRRRRR! nah nah nah nah!! nah nah nah nah!!

'bout it 'bout it... AAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR~!![/quote]

NOICE!


I'm a no limit souljaRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....


Arrrrrrrrgh! We be no limit sodieRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs.

 

[ratzombie]

Now you guys are missing pirate jokes with rap? Have you no shame!?

 

[crystalklear64]

[quote name='yukine']Now you guys are RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR missing pirate jokes with rap? Have you no shame!?[/QUOTE]
º

 

[help1]

Pretty creative guys.

 

[ratzombie]

[quote name='crystalklear64']º[/quote]
You eRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

 

[Azumangaman]

The joke gains points for refrencing ER.
Not terrible

 

[Nathan_Sama]

Send that one in to boy's life magazine and get $5

 

[ratzombie]

Nice necro bump

 

[greyzieoriental]

whats a pirates favorite fast food?

ARRRRRRBY'S

what does a racist pirate say when he see's a black pirate?

NIG RRRRRRRRRRRRRR

 

[Pure Apathy]

What is a pirates favorite letter in the alphabet?

The letter RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

 

[Koggit]

The greatest joke in the world cannot be delivered in text, but I'll try. You MUST read it aloud. I'm serious. If you don't read the joke (and punchline) aloud, all is lost. Ready?

What are Mario's overalls made out of?

Spoiler

Denim denim denim.

 

[Kendal]

That's not a way to get ahead in life.....wait.

Also, you didn't create that joke. You are unfunny. I should know. We can smell our own.

What is a pirates favorite vegetable?

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRtichoke!

 

[Moxio]

OMG THAT WAS HILARIOUS!

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