My Stupid Pirate Joke-Funny or Not?

[quote name='Koggit']The greatest joke in the world cannot be delivered in text, but I'll try. You MUST read it aloud. I'm serious. If you don't read the joke (and punchline) aloud, all is lost. Ready?

What are Mario's overalls made out of?

Denim denim denim.
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God damn, it took me and my bro awhile to figure that out. We had to google that crap.
 
how does a pirate crank dat pirate???

Pirate boy up in that OH!

watch me something watch me OH!

watch me crank dat pirate boy and superman dat oh and watch me

AARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

crank dat pirate boy and

AARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

crank dat pirate boy and

AARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

crank dat pirate boy and

AARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

crank dat pirate boy!
 
[quote name='MRJESUS925']Read the mario joke aloud a few times but i still don't get it.[/QUOTE]

I read it to the tune of the song for world 1-2 (the first underground part in Super Mario Bros)...
 
pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch and asks for some rum. bartender says sure thing, but why is there a steering wheel on your crotch? pirate says "YARRRRG! I DUNNO! BUT ITS DRIVING ME NUTS!"
 
[quote name='someotherguy356']pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch and asks for some rum. bartender says sure thing, but why is there a steering wheel on your crotch? pirate says "YARRRRG! I DUNNO! BUT ITS DRIVING ME NUTS!"[/QUOTE]

This is my favorite joke ever. I heard it here like, 2 years ago and I still crack up every time I see it.
 
How much did that pirate pay for his earings? A buccaneer.



Get it? buck an ear? *groans*

[quote name='Koggit']What are Mario's overalls made out of?

Denim denim denim.
[/quote][media]http://home2.swipnet.se/~w-22134/nmm/smb109.mid[/media]
 
A man met a pirate in a bar. When the pirate turned around the man noticed he had a steering wheel down his pants. The man asked, "What's the deal with that?" The pirate replied, "Arrr, it's drivin' me nuts!"

Now that is a pirate joke.
 
[quote name='someotherguy356']pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch and asks for some rum. bartender says sure thing, but why is there a steering wheel on your crotch? pirate says "YARRRRG! I DUNNO! BUT ITS DRIVING ME NUTS!"[/quote]

[quote name='guinaevere']How much did that pirate pay for his earings? A buccaneer.



Get it? buck an ear? *groans*

http://home2.swipnet.se/~w-22134/nmm/smb109.mid[/quote]

Haha, those stupid funny jokes. I got a chuckle out of them:applause::applause::applause::lol::lol:
 
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