Not Much of news, But today I made a portal cake.

[sm_twinz]

Well, today was my birthday and I wanted a cake. Not just any ordinary cake but the one for portal. Over a point of 2 days and 2 diffrent try's at it, well, here are the results:

 

[SNKMat]

Wtf?

 

[Ugamer_X]

Were you drunk both times you tried?

 

[Dick Tracy]

I don't get why you jabbed a dildo in it and set it on fire.

 

[PyroGamer]

Why should I believe this?

 

[mike.m]

[quote name='Brak']I don't get why you jabbed a dildo in it and set it on fire.[/quote]

lmao!

 

[guinaevere]

Fine. I'll say it. Happy Birthday.

 

[lordwow]

That Cake IS a Lie

 

[eliter1]

just as lordwow said:

The Cake is a Lie!

 

[BoSoxFan900]

[quote name='Ugamer_X']Were you drunk both times you tried?[/quote]

 

[strikeratt]

Screen shots or it didn't happen ... I want you doing something crazy like holding up a roll of toliet paper on a punger while shoving the cake down the front of your pants. Yea ... yea that'll be good.

BTW ... wtf is a portal cake?

 

[PyroGamer]

[quote name='strikeratt']BTW ... wtf is a portal cake?[/QUOTE]

 

[Chacrana]

That is one phallic looking candle.

 

[MadFlava]

I hate Cake. I prefer Pie.... Pie rulez!

 

[benjamouth]

Was it delicious and moist ?

 

[Redeema]

[quote name='Brak']I don't get why you jabbed a dildo in it and set it on fire.[/quote]

omg that shit was funny!

 

[prence]

[quote name='MadFlava']I hate Cake. I prefer Pie.... Pie rulez![/quote]

mmm... pie...

 

[ananag112]

When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.

 

[Scobie]

This post must be a portal to kotaku.com. Interesting.

 

[pimpinc333]

Is this even what the cake from portal looks like? I don't recall what it looked like.

 

[Inferno-X]

Delicious cake!

 

[Sockey]

Did you follow the recipe?

http://www.planetfortress.com/dfa/portal-recipe.html

 

[PyroGamer]

[quote name='pimpinc333']Is this even what the cake from portal looks like? I don't recall what it looked like.[/QUOTE]
Actually, yeah, only the portal cake was much bigger (or had smaller strawberries and candle) and looked like it is made out of mud and leaves.

 

[phattsoe]

hah, happy birthday. i'll be sure to try the recipe (minus the extra garnishes...) and hopefully make an edible cake... good ol' portal...

 

[Moxio]

Confusion.

 

[SpecTrE3353]

Everyone knows the Portal cake was all chocolate on the inside. You ed up.

 

[ratzombie]

[quote name='Brak']I don't get why you jabbed a dildo in it and set it on fire.[/quote]

:lol:

 

[bardockkun]

Yahtzee muthaa! I made a better Portal cake then you and less phallic looking!

 

[Kendal]

Full of win!

 

[tivo]

You are an idiot; using a beeswax candle on top of a cake - COME ON!

 

[cochesecochese]

Wow. Some people have really strong feelings about cake, apparently.

 

[bardockkun]

[quote name='tivo']You are an idiot; using a beeswax candle on top of a cake - COME ON![/quote]
I think I was more concerned with it looking less phallic and more even then anything.

 

[Dark Slayer120]

[quote name='cochesecochese']Wow. Some people have really strong feelings about cake, apparently.[/quote]

Yeah cake is SERIOUS BUS!NESS it seems.....