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[quote name='Kayden']This guy is funny as all hell...

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What amused me most about this is that I have the KD theme on my iPod...and sometimes use play it to and annoy Pixie when we're out driving...
 
[quote name='PlumeNoir']What amused me most about this is that I have the KD theme on my iPod...and sometimes use play it to and annoy Pixie when we're out driving...[/QUOTE]

I have the whole soundtrack, great stuff!
 
Last night at movies:

Friend> Did you hear they have a camera outside of Planned Parenthood?
Me> Why?
Friend> It takes a picture of your license plate, looks up the owner of the car of the net, and then that owner is called. So all the kids who try to get one, since their parents probably own the car themselves and make payments, they get notified about an abortion before it happens.
Me> Well that's f*cked up and a huge invasion of privacy.
My GF> Yeah. What if they are going just to get bith control?
Me> Or condoms?
Friend> I heard the Planned Parenthood condoms suck.
Me> I just use corn husks.
Friend> *slightly nervous but still amused laughter*
Me> But you have to soak them in water first.
Friend> *continues* Dude...
Me> Afterward we can make tamales.
 
[quote name='Eviltude']I've enjoyed all 2 hours of it so far :D.[/quote]

Yeah, it's definitely been awesome. Though I took a break from it earlier to play some RE4. I forgot how awesome that game was.
 
[quote name='Strell']Last night at movies:

Friend> Did you hear they have a camera outside of Planned Parenthood?
Me> Why?
Friend> It takes a picture of your license plate, looks up the owner of the car of the net, and then that owner is called. So all the kids who try to get one, since their parents probably own the car themselves and make payments, they get notified about an abortion before it happens.
Me> Well that's f*cked up and a huge invasion of privacy.
My GF> Yeah. What if they are going just to get bith control?
Me> Or condoms?
Friend> I heard the Planned Parenthood condoms suck.
Me> I just use corn husks.
Friend> *slightly nervous but still amused laughter*
Me> But you have to soak them in water first.
Friend> *continues* Dude...
Me> Afterward we can make tamales.[/QUOTE]:rofl::applause:



It feels oddly good to be scrobbling again. I'm such a loser.
 
[quote name='PlumeNoir']Damn...I'm missing a Futurama marathon?
(And, just to fan flames: Entire Run of Futurama > Entire Run of Simpsons. Face facts, use math, you know it to be true.)

Oh yeah - thnaks for introducing me to xkcd.org - God, I cou;dn't agree more about the Monty Pyhton quoting...and I love MP. Let it go, people.[/quote]

Agreed. Futurama is better. I think I laugh more at Simpsons, but Futurama has better stories.
 
[quote name='karsh']Man. I love how Jurassic Bark is probably my favorite episode of Futurama yet I hate watching it so much. It's just such a sad episode. Sad but great.[/quote]

That's a wonderful episode. I think my personal favorite may be "The Luck of the Fryrish." That's a great episode.
 
[quote name='prmononoke']That's a wonderful episode. I think my personal favorite may be "The Luck of the Fryrish." That's a great episode.[/QUOTE]My fave is the Roswell episode. Tons of laughs in that one.
 
[quote name='LiquidNight']My fave is the Roswell episode. Tons of laughs in that one.[/quote]
Another great one. Futurama was such an incredible show. Were there any really crappy episodes? I really can't think of any off the top of my head.
 
I want to lock this guy in a room with a box of paperclips, a stack of GoGo albums, three left floot cleats- size 2 and Strell.

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Hilarity would ensue...
 
Great sports day today

went to the tigers game and they spanked the white sox

and of course the wings put a stop to calgary's nonsense

VERY NICE!
 
Just got back from shooting a gig at the Townsend Hotel. My body is tired but I am not sleepy..so I will look forward to a late night of Rockstar Presents Table Tennis and Mikes Hard Lemonade.

Plus I dont have to work tomorrow.

Very fucking nice bitches.
 
[quote name='Pancake Rabbit']Great sports day today

went to the tigers game and they spanked the white sox

and of course the wings put a stop to calgary's nonsense

VERY NICE![/quote]

I wanna go to a tigers game :cry:
 
[quote name='fart_bubble']Fat chicks shaking their money makers into the cam[/QUOTE]

Very nice, I guess...

2pm is when dude calls me about the job. To tell me when I start training.
 
Did anyone else's DVR not identify the 2nd Planet Earth episode on Discovery HD last night? (Caves) It showed the first one (Forests) but according to the programming guide some show called Cool Fuel was on after it. But I DVRed it anyway and sure enough it was actually PE's Caves. Weird.

The normal Discovery channel showed up properly.

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So you got the Olive Garden job Graystone? Congrats, man!
 
[quote name='fart_bubble']Man, why do I have to work in about 20 minutes? Do people really need to get their newspapers?[/QUOTE]

YES!

Save me the comics.
 
Morning OTT. A beautiful day today. Someone brought in donuts, cake and candy at work. On top of that we had left over chips from Friday's party. Had a nice little high calorie, high sugar, high cholesterol breakfast and washed it all down with a cup of soda. I feel great.
 
Last week of work at current place.

Makes me very, very unenthused about helping...mmm...anyone.

I mean what use are "good" stats now?
 
[quote name='Strell']Last week of work at current place.

Makes me very, very unenthused about helping...mmm...anyone.

I mean what use are "good" stats now?[/quote]
Wait, didn't you just get this job? :whistle2:s
 
[quote name='shrike4242']Wait, didn't you just get this job? :whistle2:s[/QUOTE]

It was always a temp thing. I wasn't even supposed to work this month, but they added it on.

But basically things have been outsourced out, and I honestly imagine the particular branch I'm at won't be around much longer.

Such is this industry. I need to get out of it and focus on my writing.
 
[quote name='Strell']It was always a temp thing. I wasn't even supposed to work this month, but they added it on.

But basically things have been outsourced out, and I honestly imagine the particular branch I'm at won't be around much longer.

Such is this industry. I need to get out of it and focus on my writing.[/quote]
Ah. That explains it now.
 
God damn brakes need fixin on my car. Calling the garage now...
At least I had a hot lady drive me to work in a convertible.
Of course, I'm not even supposed to be here today, so there will be no continued driving with said lady in said convertible until 1.

fucking ARGH.
 
[quote name='SpottedNigel']I'm not even supposed to be here today[/quote]

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I especially like how the filename is "dhicks."

I guess this means you're about to find out she's sucked 36 dicks.

36?

Ok. 37.
 
Going to interview with more people that want to run away with you for the weekend? :lol:[quote name='Strell']It was always a temp thing. I wasn't even supposed to work this month, but they added it on.

But basically things have been outsourced out, and I honestly imagine the particular branch I'm at won't be around much longer.

Such is this industry. I need to get out of it and focus on my writing.[/quote]
 
[quote name='Kayden']Going to interview with more people that want to run away with you for the weekend? :lol:[/QUOTE]

Dude.

The other day my brother in law was looking at the classifieds, and the exact same ad was there. Same words and everything. Same e-mail address.

I couldn't believe it. I guess that greasy fucker is still looking for people for whatever the hell clients he's headhunting for.

Or hunting for head for himself. I didn't want to find out which.
 
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